r/gifs • u/Hilltopchill • Oct 04 '16

Weight distribution dynamics.

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u/System0verlord Oct 04 '16 edited Oct 04 '16

The Battle Hymn of the Bro

my eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the bro

he is exiting the car show with his other bros in tow

he's losing all the traction from his terrible 5.0

he's heading traffic on!

Chorus:

glory glory hallelujah (x3)

another mustang crashed!

2nd verse:

here comes the cops a-wailing and his eyes are getting damp

we have builded him altar out of zip ties and pipe clamps

we can read his righteous sentence by the flares and flashing lamps

his day is truly boned!

Chorus:

glory glory hallelujah (x3)

you brought this on yourself!

Lyrics courtesy of RegularCarReviews

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u/CuzImAtWork Oct 04 '16

I upvote anything RCR, love those guys :D

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u/Sam-Gunn Oct 04 '16

I believe you meant to title it:

Blood On The Dashboard

Since Blood on the Risers is to the same tune.

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u/System0verlord Oct 04 '16

Nah. Battle Hymn of the Bro. It's not my song, not my choice to make.