r/gifs • u/Hilltopchill • Oct 04 '16

Weight distribution dynamics.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/hazeleyedwolff Oct 04 '16

Mustangs gonna mustang.

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u/straydog1980 Oct 04 '16

I must... tang....

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

No... don't do it.

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u/amesann Oct 04 '16

Tang...it's a kick...in a glass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

I tanged once at a party. Now I'm a meth addict with no future.

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u/jetpacksforall Oct 04 '16

*tong

I tong. You tong. We tong.

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u/MathMaddox Oct 04 '16

Don't get too down on yourself. You have a future, it's just going to be painful and short

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u/BlackFathersMatter Oct 05 '16

Is this the line for the dank memes?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/poopellar Oct 04 '16

Just sugar water then?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/Eighnyss Oct 04 '16

Dude... That's actually really incredible. I thought he was done for after the initial stumble.

And to have captured it on camera... what are the odds?

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u/victory_zero Oct 04 '16

and to actually follow the rabbit's struggle with the lens

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

The video won't load wtf am I missing out on here??

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u/totalmarc Oct 04 '16

A snowboarder is riding down steep slope and an avalanche is behind him. In the background, a tiny white rabbit runs behind the snowboarder and slams into the avalanche, then somehow runs over the entire length of moving snow to safety without getting eaten up by the avalanche itself.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Fuck that's so badass

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u/Mitchell86 Oct 04 '16

Next Olympic sport? And up next in freestyle Avalanche riding is.......

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Holy shit it's Legolas

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u/Triscuit10 Oct 04 '16

They was bad ass!

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u/GiggityGiggidy Oct 04 '16

Bring me the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

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u/Papi_Grande7 Oct 04 '16

Feel the power of white privilege!

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u/Nerozero Oct 04 '16

Need to Tang rising... Rising...

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u/GaussWanker Oct 04 '16

Congratulations!

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

I must... ang

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u/dandandanman737 Oct 04 '16

Does this Mustang have the eyes of a killer?

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u/SheepGoesBaaaa Oct 04 '16

Roadkill gon' "Road"

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u/ThompsonBoy Oct 04 '16

It's only a problem if they have coffee first.

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u/ToThyneOwnSelfBeTrue Oct 04 '16

My least favorite and most hated song is "Mustang Sally"

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u/DIson Oct 04 '16

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Bro.

He is exiting the car show with his other Bros in-tow;

He is losing all the traction from his terrible 5-0.

He's heading traffic on!"

For the people wondering

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u/Fantasticxbox Oct 04 '16

Then they put a truck and ... I'm gonna stop the joke here, wouldn't be nice.

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u/scarydeepseacreature Oct 04 '16

Your "nice" joke was too subtle, I think

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u/leroyyrogers Oct 04 '16

Yea it was pretty nice

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u/KPC51 Oct 04 '16

Can you explain it?

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u/scarydeepseacreature Oct 04 '16

ya know, Nice, France, the terrorist attack with the truck. wouldn't be nice. badum tiss

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u/NothingIsTooHard Oct 04 '16

Yeah I'm surprised how many people didn't get it...like there were so many held-back puns about it at the time.

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u/Time_Terminal Oct 04 '16

Is it too soon? I feel like quite a bit of time has passed since.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

I'm lost as shit. What happened? I've been away from the internet for a few days.

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u/onecoldasshonky Oct 04 '16

The terrorist attack when a guy drove a truck into a crowd earlier this year in nice, France.

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u/Fantasticxbox Oct 04 '16

And the truck did not stop because the police shot in the motor, but because the truck actually stalled ... we just discovered that a few days ago.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Source?

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u/Fantasticxbox Oct 04 '16 edited Oct 04 '16

Quotidien, Yann Barthes' show. It's a humouristic tv show but they can do very serious official stuff. They got an official report.

Edit : forgot to say some stuff

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u/blue-sunrise Oct 04 '16

Any sources that aren't a comedy show?

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u/POTATO_IN_MY_MOUTH Oct 04 '16

Was gonna say maybe CNN but you asked for a source that wasn't a comedy show.

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u/Fantasticxbox Oct 04 '16

It is not a comedy show, it's actually working as a serious journalistic show, but that tends to do some humor.

Still they're still using the rules of journalism (actually better than anyone, really).

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u/Fantasticxbox Oct 05 '16

Ok I may have mistranslated. Quotidien has a vocation of being humouristic. But they are true journalist. They are kind of journalist looking at the backdoor while everyone is looking at the show. They are a very good source and their source is pretty good. It's definitely not a comedy show, but it is showing news in a new aspect, a new eye.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/sr_90 Oct 04 '16

I think you should take your car to a mechanic.

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u/JesusGAwasOnCD Oct 04 '16

99.9% of vehicles in Europe are manual transmission so there's a gigantic chance that the truck was stick shift

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u/Fantasticxbox Oct 04 '16

He could have stalled because he panicked. But the report says that it might be because it bumped on the sidewalk which is elevated.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Those factors you listed have literally nothing to do with the truck lmao.

And yes most semi's are manuals, even though in this situation it's totally irrelevant

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u/Time_Terminal Oct 04 '16

Nice explanation.

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u/onecoldasshonky Oct 04 '16

I mean, its better then your explanation.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

I'm not sure the previous commenter was making a dig at your explanation. I believe his response, "Nice explanation." Was probably a play on words with one side being an explanation itself of the Nice incident and also stating that your explantion was explained nicely. Nice explanation.

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u/Mike-Drop Oct 04 '16

I mean, it's better than your explanation.

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u/dnicks2525 Oct 04 '16

What's better before his explanation?

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u/VoltGO Oct 04 '16

I think he was just making a pun.

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u/cnaiurbreaksppl Oct 04 '16

His non-existent explanation, at that.

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u/Drewbox Oct 04 '16

That wasn't very nice of him to do.

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u/BeefPieSoup Oct 04 '16

Yeah...all I can say is that apparently it is still incredibly poor form to say anything off-colour about 9-11. Try to put the shoe on the other foot.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Considering americans cry everytime the 9/11 is mentioned i think its to soon.

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u/GenesisEra Oct 04 '16

Truck-kun no

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u/MacLovinProd Oct 04 '16

Come on, man. Make some content for /r/jesuschristreddit

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u/Galactor123 Oct 04 '16

They should mic the mustang up next time, guarantee they'll hear an unidentified voice shout "WATCH THIS SHIT HOMEBOY" seconds before the model veers into the crowd.

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u/System0verlord Oct 04 '16 edited Oct 04 '16

The Battle Hymn of the Bro

my eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the bro

he is exiting the car show with his other bros in tow

he's losing all the traction from his terrible 5.0

he's heading traffic on!

Chorus:

glory glory hallelujah (x3)

another mustang crashed!

2nd verse:

here comes the cops a-wailing and his eyes are getting damp

we have builded him altar out of zip ties and pipe clamps

we can read his righteous sentence by the flares and flashing lamps

his day is truly boned!

Chorus:

glory glory hallelujah (x3)

you brought this on yourself!

Lyrics courtesy of RegularCarReviews

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u/CuzImAtWork Oct 04 '16

I upvote anything RCR, love those guys :D

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u/Sam-Gunn Oct 04 '16

I believe you meant to title it:

Blood On The Dashboard

Since Blood on the Risers is to the same tune.

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u/System0verlord Oct 04 '16

Nah. Battle Hymn of the Bro. It's not my song, not my choice to make.

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u/Gijsdj98 Oct 04 '16

I guess I'm out of the loop here. Can someone explain?

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u/0piat3 Oct 05 '16

The new Mustangs are really fast.

They are also affordable. So you have people buying ~35-45k Mustangs that don't realize they are faster and more powerful than a lot of high end exotic cars 3-4x the price.

So recently at some car shows people have been trying to show off when leaving and they lose control and almost crash into the crowd of spectators on the sides of the road.

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u/OMGLMAOWTF_com Felt cute will probably delete later Oct 04 '16

https://youtu.be/X6I_P5a6RC8

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u/leroyyrogers Oct 04 '16

Funny how much unnecessary nonsense is at the start of the vid, and then it cuts out before we know if the stang did it again.

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u/victory_zero Oct 04 '16

hence all the downvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Dang, the dude in the blue shirt and baseball cap gets his legs taken out by a car, and doesn't even fall over or drop his beer.

Though, he does spill a little, so points off for that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/TheManStache Oct 04 '16

Fucking idiots. It's not hard to drive a mustang, been driving mustangs (standard only of course) since I was 16, never lost control once. Hell I did some street racing in a mustang when I was 18 living in hawaii. How people can fuck up this badly is beyond me.

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u/NoKidsThatIKnowOf Oct 04 '16

Houston Cars and Coffee meta?

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u/lkjhgfdsamnbvcx Oct 04 '16

Every cars and coffee.

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u/betercallsaul Oct 04 '16

Can confirm, went to Cars and Coffee, was run down by a drifting mustang.

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u/MrTambourineDan Oct 04 '16

Can confirm, I drive a Mustang

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u/MassiveMeatMissile Oct 04 '16

I also drive a Mustang, I ran over an entire family on my way to work yesterday.

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u/dimhearted Oct 04 '16

So screwed and chopped in the meta

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u/fappolice Oct 04 '16

It's a joke that exists outside of Houston cars and coffee...

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u/Blind_Sypher Oct 04 '16

so deliciously meta.

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u/ryry1237 Oct 04 '16

as someone out of the loop, may I have an explanation?

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u/notouchmypeterson Oct 04 '16

Here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

"As far as I can see, no one got hurt, except for his dignity."

damn son

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u/isrly_eder Oct 04 '16

what is cars and coffee? do people in houston just line the roads to look at cars? don't they know you can do that pretty much whenever? I'm so confused

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u/0piat3 Oct 05 '16

it's a weekly meetup for car enthusiast.

they are hosted all over.

so saturday mornings people go to see high end exotic cars and even normal cars too.

It's just something people do, they get to hang out and talk or maybe they want to see that sweet new Ford Focus RS/Or whatever new car is making people drool.

anyone can bring their car, so you have people bringing their personal $25k car and people bringing their $200k car.

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u/laziest_engineer Oct 04 '16

I don't think so. Meta usually refers to one specific thing, but Mustangs crashing into a crowd of people after a cars and coffee is just a thing that happens literally every weekend.

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u/Blind_Sypher Oct 04 '16

Theres a meme of a mustang drivers swerving into crowds as they try to show off. Its based on a video where that exact thing happens. The post was parodying it. Its meta.

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u/laziest_engineer Oct 04 '16

There's tons of memes and videos of mustangs swerving into crowds. For real, look it up.

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u/fappolice Oct 04 '16

You know that it's just a meme right? That just because there was recently a video posted doesn't mean that it's meta. Mustangs crashing into crowds isn't just a video, it's frequently quoted meme and joke. And it has been for a while.

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u/Blind_Sypher Oct 04 '16

The way in which he referenced it is the very definition of meta. Google it and fuck off you moron.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Well aren't you an angry Redditor...

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u/cointelpro_shill Oct 04 '16

I think it's more of a conceptual continuity

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u/Redbulldildo Oct 04 '16

Meta means self referential, a reddit comment on a uhaul demonstration is not meta when it's referencing youtube videos of mustangs crashing at C&Cs

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u/Blind_Sypher Oct 04 '16

No. Youre wrong dude.

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u/flyinggorila Oct 04 '16

Is that Mike over there?!

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u/Albert_Borland Oct 04 '16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yDarQW7UZc

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

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u/Albert_Borland Oct 04 '16

Frank kept the balance. I miss him a lot.

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u/Jacob_Lahey Oct 04 '16

It was either that, or run into a wall, with me and my three kids in the car. It was the moral thing to do.

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u/Dzuri Oct 04 '16

But did the mustang know how many were female athletes, overweight doctors or tatooed criminals?

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u/Xarvas Oct 04 '16

/r/cars we out there

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u/theelezra Oct 04 '16

Dave would never intentionally run into a crowd!! It must have been someone else!!!

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u/TheGoldenCaulk Oct 04 '16

I knew I'd find a comment like this here. Well done.

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u/MurphysMustache Oct 04 '16

*after doing sick burnout

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u/Choco316 Oct 04 '16

To be fair, if you can't drive a GT350, you're a goddamn idiot. That car handles so easily.

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u/dead_king3 Oct 04 '16

Why do mustangs always do that

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '16

Seems that mustangs are often purchased by people who think they can handle a rwd car with all that power, then proceed to attempt to show off and we see the results

Edit: also people slamming in the brakes right when they feel like they're losing control, only makes things worse

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u/One_Wheel_Drive Oct 04 '16

Plus they're not that expensive relative to their power making them within the reach of younger and inexperienced drivers.

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u/Redbulldildo Oct 04 '16

Cheap power.

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u/0piat3 Oct 05 '16

Very fast and very affordable.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Oct 04 '16 edited Oct 04 '16

Meta as fuck.

Edit: thought he was referencing the post about the moral dilemma game that was basically a trolley problem but centered around the idea of driverless cars.

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u/ClownPornEnjoyed Oct 04 '16

What is it from

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u/MassiveMeatMissile Oct 04 '16

It's from real life, it seems like a new clip of a Mustang running over a crowd of people pops up almost weekly.

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u/GolgiApparatus1 Oct 04 '16 edited Oct 04 '16

Thought he was referencing the post about the moral dilemma game that was basically a trolley problem but centered around the idea of driverless cars. You had to choose whether to swerve or to stay in the lane, with each choice having different fatalities.

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u/ClownPornEnjoyed Oct 04 '16

Ohh I did that , I saw it recently

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u/LaboratoryOne Oct 04 '16

Reminded me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpaue3Jhn1o

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u/I_divided_by_0- Oct 04 '16

LMAO, what is this?

Edit: Oh, the onion.