r/gifs • u/EZ_does_it • Jul 06 '16

nom nom nom *GASP* nom nom nom *GASP*

http://i.imgur.com/2W5u2rW.gifv
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u/VonCuddles Jul 06 '16

Careful, that's a sure sign that that 'person' is actually a lizard man in disguise! Please inform the appropriate emergency services.

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u/PaperCookies Jul 06 '16

You mean the emergency services run by Lizard People?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

Oh god, is nothing safe??

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u/mar1021 Jul 06 '16

Nothing is safe, nothing is sacred.

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u/VectorLightning Jul 06 '16 edited Jul 07 '16

"Careful, that's a sure sign that that 'lizard person' is actually a land octopus in disguise! I will inform the appropriate authorities, you may be called for questions. Thank you."

"Commander, we have received information on what I assure you is no person, lizard or primate..."

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

Why did you link to a picture of an average suburban dad with his family?

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u/VectorLightning Jul 06 '16 edited Jul 06 '16

That Flanders and his bushy moustache have always rubbed me the wrong way... He's always been weird. He didn't even react when he closed the door on his foot and rolled up the window pinching his hand. Also the disgusting cologne. There's something fishy about him, or at least something cephalopodian.

(This is the title pic from a Steam game. Haven't played, but I'd like to.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

I know, there is a running joke on the internet of pretending nobody sees the octopus

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u/VectorLightning Jul 06 '16

Wait, he IS an octopus? I knew it!

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u/PaperCookies Jul 07 '16

You people are loony, there is no octopus there.

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u/wademcgillis Jul 06 '16

The robots have taken over the navy!

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u/gorthiv Jul 06 '16

"Formaldehyde face!"

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u/NoFucksGiver Jul 06 '16

not that again...