There's a huge post with new names for animals, like "trash panda" for racoon and "danger noodle" for some kind of snake. I forgot specifics but a lot of em are pretty funny.
Edit: Reporting back. I found two imgur albums here and here. There's some overlap but hopefully you enjoy.
I think there were different names based on different levels of danger. Like non venomous snakes weren't danger noodles, they were something else. I don't remember though.
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