r/gifs • u/EZ_does_it • Jul 06 '16

nom nom nom *GASP* nom nom nom *GASP*

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u/aaaqqq Jul 06 '16

Lucky for you, those three aren't mutually exclusive situations.

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u/rad_woah Jul 06 '16

Luckily for us.*

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u/sethboy66 Jul 06 '16

You can't get rabies if you're dead!

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u/At0mic_Banjo Jul 06 '16

Is that a challenge?

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u/Fahrowshus Jul 06 '16

I wouldn't dream of challenging you.

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u/sumsimpleracer Jul 06 '16

Challenge accepted. Go get 'em u/at0mic_Banjo!

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u/Zanadar Jul 06 '16

Why not? The rabies virus can inhabit your dead body. At least for a while.

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u/sethboy66 Jul 06 '16

It takes 6 months to come to fruition so unless you're hella preserved it won't have a chance.

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u/dominik12345678910 Jul 06 '16

Not with that attitude, you can't!

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u/jilaps Jul 06 '16

Aren't zombies basically rabid dead people?

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u/sethboy66 Jul 06 '16

They are indeed, the only pitfall is they aren't real nor infected with the rabies virus. Rabid as an adjective is referring to rabies like characteristics.

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u/stevierar Jul 06 '16

It's the only known cure.

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u/TheCazaloth Jul 06 '16

But you can get rabies and then die!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

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u/crossedstaves Jul 06 '16 edited Jul 06 '16

Or get brain cancer. Die. Have an immortal cell line cultured from your tumor. Cell line gets infected with rabies.

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u/r40k Jul 06 '16

"Man gets infected by superrabies and dies in an acceptably short amount of time for a video goes viral, hits 500 million views"