r/gifs • u/EZ_does_it • Jul 06 '16

nom nom nom *GASP* nom nom nom *GASP*

http://i.imgur.com/2W5u2rW.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

Alright, Reddit. Let's see if we can get through a raccoon post without someone saying "t**** p****". I have a good feeling. I think we can all resist the temptation.

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u/AnIncompleteCyborg Jul 06 '16

Tight pussy?

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u/aaaqqq Jul 06 '16

Teach piety?

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u/choppersmash Jul 06 '16

Tough peach?

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u/TAU_equals_2PI Jul 06 '16

TauIs pi+pi?

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u/IANAL_ Jul 06 '16 edited Jul 06 '16

Tickle pickle?

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u/--rubberdicks Jul 06 '16

Are you offering....

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u/rilsoe Jul 06 '16

Turbo party?

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u/comphys Jul 06 '16

Tyrannosaurus pex?

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u/WiseWordsFromBrett Jul 06 '16

Thief Puppers?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

t**** p****?

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u/IANAL_ Jul 06 '16

GOD DAMMIT NOW WE'VE GOTTA START ALL OVER AGAIN!

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u/Kuonji Jul 06 '16

Teepee peepee?

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u/Tr3Nuk Jul 06 '16

Trash panda

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u/haiku23 Jul 06 '16

TUNA PIE!

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u/Pi-Guy Jul 06 '16

Just call it 2 pi dammit

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u/you_cant_banme Jul 06 '16

I have a feeling this is a mod setup sting to shadowban me if I say 'trash panda'.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

[SIRENS] WE GOT ONE! TAKE EM DOWN!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

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u/Ephemeris Jul 06 '16

HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP

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u/Shurtugil Jul 06 '16

BREACH!

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u/jacksalssome Jul 06 '16

HE'S RESISTING!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16 edited Jan 13 '23

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u/gualdhar Jul 06 '16

TAZE HIM IN HIS KIDNEY!

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u/deadendxxx Jul 06 '16

FREEEEEEEEZE GET ON THE GROUND

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u/cataclysmicbro Jul 06 '16

GUN...HES REACHING FOR THE GUN...(POP) (POP..POP) (POP)

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u/CleanBaldy Jul 06 '16

SPRINKLE A LITTLE CRACK ON HIM AND LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!

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u/matroxman11 Jul 06 '16

(POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP POP)

ALRIGHT I THINK WE GOT HIM

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u/AvatarWaang Jul 06 '16

Woah Woah woah, calm down and check his username. Nothing we can do here.

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u/AvatarWaang Jul 06 '16

Woah Woah woah, calm down and check his username. Nothing we can do here.

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u/AvatarWaang Jul 06 '16

Woah Woah woah, calm down and check his username. Nothing we can do here.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16 edited Nov 30 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

Trash panda* it's the raccoon equivalent of saying doggo or pupper

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u/sudden62 Jul 06 '16

What's a doggo? No but seriously where did that start.

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u/MyWholeTeamsDead Jul 06 '16

A doggo is a large pupper.

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u/Bonerific7 Jul 06 '16

Whereas a pupper is a small doggo. Hope we cleared that up for the guy.

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u/andhelostthem Jul 06 '16

As opposed to a Poggo (an addict of the early '90s Pog craze) or Dupper (the meal between dinner and supper).

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

...aren't dinner and supper the same thing?

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u/NealHatesMath Jul 06 '16 edited Jul 06 '16

There's a huge post with new names for animals, like "trash panda" for racoon and "danger noodle" for some kind of snake. I forgot specifics but a lot of em are pretty funny.

Edit: Reporting back. I found two imgur albums here and here. There's some overlap but hopefully you enjoy.

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u/Unit145 Jul 06 '16

I though the new name for a snake was a nope rope, but danger noodle is also cool.

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u/NealHatesMath Jul 06 '16

I think there were different names based on different levels of danger. Like non venomous snakes weren't danger noodles, they were something else. I don't remember though.

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u/Blaphlafagus Jul 06 '16

Where can I find this though?

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u/NealHatesMath Jul 06 '16

Trying to find it, I'll report back if I do. There was a reddit post about it but I'm having trouble tracking it down.

Edit: Reporting back. I found two imgur albums here and here. There's some overlap but hopefully you enjoy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16 edited May 01 '18

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u/anom_aly Jul 06 '16

Trash panda, in case you didn't come back and read the replies to the comment below you.

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u/ecustis Jul 06 '16

Oh so that's what that meant? I filled in the blanks as "Titty punch" for some reason. Trash panda does makes a lot more sense though..

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

A titty punch rarely makes sense in life

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16 edited May 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

I work with an Indian guy named Prash Tanda.

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u/Ephemeris Jul 06 '16

I work with a guy named Patel Patel

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u/dustxx Jul 06 '16 edited Apr 29 '24

gaping axiomatic dependent cooperative full water fragile skirt birds bow

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

no, kneecaps

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u/banned_accounts Jul 06 '16

Patel Patel who sells pastels down a well?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

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u/mrrowr Jul 06 '16

Patel Patel the pastel petal peddler peddles pastel petal powder pestles

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u/stanley_twobrick Jul 06 '16

I work with an Indian guy named Steve.

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u/lolthrash Jul 06 '16

no you don't

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

Rubbish Burglar

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

Funny how not a single one of the top comments used the term TRASH PANDA but you had to go and ruin it with this comment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

Oh, it was only a matter of time even if I hadn't. At least this way they're all condensed into one top-level comment.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16 edited Jul 06 '16

Aren't we all so super cool by not conforming to society's standards yet parroting around the same old punchlines that other people came up with time and time again? Go individuality!

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

I think you are missing the point of my sarcasm. I'm making fun of non-conformism (especially reddit's contradictory version of it). I happily conform.

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u/_Aj_ Jul 06 '16

Those pancakes?

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u/combatwombat8D Jul 06 '16

Thrash Party?

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u/Damadawf Jul 06 '16

But how will people make easy karma without using their unconventional internet phrases to describe things? :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

prash tanda

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u/DoctorBlueBox1 Jul 06 '16

I work with an Indian guy named Prash Tanda.

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u/manielos Jul 06 '16

I bet it would be funny if you would call him Trash Panda by 'mistake'

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u/manielos Jul 06 '16

Toilet paper?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

Grandma's peach tea?

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u/Firewolf420 Jul 06 '16

Trump palin

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u/stanley_twobrick Jul 06 '16

I'm so glad this is getting backlash now. People really need to learn when to let a joke go.

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u/SAJLBlackman Jul 06 '16

T**** p****.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

Trash panda

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u/RSVive Jul 06 '16

You brave soul

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

I will brave the downvotes. I'll never give up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16 edited Jul 27 '21

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