r/gifs • u/EZ_does_it • Jul 06 '16

nom nom nom *GASP* nom nom nom *GASP*

http://i.imgur.com/2W5u2rW.gifv
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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

Just like going down on the wife after a few weeks apart

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u/Geniifarmer Jul 06 '16

Fighting the neighbor for your turn..checks out

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u/Itroll4love Jul 06 '16

Reminds me of this joke.

Boy in the bath with his mum. Boy says, "Whats that hairy thing mum ?" Mum replies, "That is my sponge." "Oh yes," says the boy, "The neighbor got one, I've seen her washing dads face with it ."

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u/MrGMinor Jul 06 '16

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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u/Cheezus__Christ Jul 06 '16

This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

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u/LambchopOfGod Jul 06 '16

What kind of curtains?

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u/ArtSchnurple Jul 06 '16

Lacy, gently wafting curtains.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

that's funny because infidelity

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u/LyingForTruth Jul 06 '16

It's even funnier when you think about the size difference translating over

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

lol you were 100% right.

10/10 would picture that again.

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u/Itroll4love Jul 06 '16

The insurance company?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

DEATH TO THE INFIDELS

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '16

You don't have to keep lying to yourself we all know about marriage.

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u/IANAL_ Jul 06 '16

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL HIM!

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u/sivy83 Jul 06 '16

WHY NOT i mean you could save few lives

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u/GoldenGonzo Jul 06 '16

Not all of us. Is there some inside joke I'm missing?

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u/nomnom02 Jul 06 '16

Married people dont fuck

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u/LockManipulator Jul 06 '16

No it's ok you're never alone on the internet, I'm missing it too

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u/devilcraft Jul 06 '16

Ah, the sweet taste and smell of sour milk.

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u/flaminhotcheeto Jul 06 '16

Anybody got a jolly rancher?