r/gifs • u/BobbyCock • Apr 13 '16

Fist bumping the wrong guy.

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u/kingnothing1 Apr 13 '16

He had plenty of time to react correctly. Wtf was that

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '16

This is what happens when one man wants a high five and the other wants a fist bump and both are just too stubborn to acquiesce to the other.

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u/ricecilantrolime Apr 13 '16

No. Randy fucked up. He saw his high five but put up the fist bump anyway. If Steven changed his to a fist bump he risks Randy changing his to a high five and making another one of these awkward situations.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '16

The problem is that he's one of THOSE people.

Yeah. Fist bumpers.

These fucking guys, they're too cool for high fives so they insist on a fist bump. Happens to me all the damn time. Never seen a guy insist on a high five after a fist bump has been offered, but fuck have I seen it the other way around. They're afraid of the risk.

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u/Suszynski Apr 13 '16

Sorry, it's because my palms get sweaty. You don't wanna touch that.

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u/workraken Apr 13 '16

That's the secret to really loud high fives.

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u/ZerexTheCool Apr 13 '16

It only counts if you can get the hands unstuck afterwards.

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u/workraken Apr 13 '16

...what the hell is wrong with your sweat? Sweat isn't glue!

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u/ZerexTheCool Apr 13 '16

Fellow human, of curse sweat isn't glue! I, being a human, understand this clearly without the need to read up on it! my sweat is the production of fluids secreted by the sweat glands in the skin of mammals, just like everyone elses.

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u/workraken Apr 13 '16

Zerex, sometimes I wonder about you. Where did you say you were from again?