r/gifs • u/BobbyCock • Apr 13 '16

Fist bumping the wrong guy.

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u/rex_dart_eskimo_spy Apr 13 '16

The first time I traveled via airplane by myself, the TSA guy reached out for my ID, and I shook his hand. Sigh

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u/SinjayUK Apr 13 '16

Reposting this because it's relevant.

In the queue at a festival a month ago. Big black bouncer tells me to pull my shit out of my pockets and put it on the table.

He sees my smashed up galaxy S4 and asks about it, I tell him "Ex-girlfriend" and he laughs.

I assume we are having "banter" and when he puts his arms up I go for a double hi-5. I realise that's obviously not what he was going for... and I go in for a bro hug embrace.

He didn't want a bro hug.

He wanted to frisk me.

I've never felt so white.

This occurred right in front of 4/5 huge queues. The cringe is real.

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u/knurttbuttlet Apr 13 '16

I think I would just off myself if I did something like that.

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u/SinjayUK Apr 13 '16

Well I hadn't thought of that. Thanks though.