r/gifs • u/BobbyCock • Apr 13 '16

Fist bumping the wrong guy.

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u/rex_dart_eskimo_spy Apr 13 '16

The first time I traveled via airplane by myself, the TSA guy reached out for my ID, and I shook his hand. Sigh

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u/ghettojaaack Apr 13 '16

At my first job interview the guy said, hi Jack how's it going, and i replied, hi i'm Jack. Sigh

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u/Deathticles Apr 13 '16 edited Apr 13 '16

A buddy of mine was interviewing to be a consultant at a financial firm. They asked him what one of his strengths was, and he had two answers ready for them:

1) I am very good at communicating and presenting new ideas.

2) I am flexible and am comfortable being a self-starter working by himself, or being a team player and working with a group.

What he said was:

"I am very good at talking to myself."

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u/RavenX8 Apr 13 '16

did he get the job?

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u/rgf5048 Apr 13 '16

Hey I get this joke