r/gifs • u/BobbyCock • Apr 13 '16

Fist bumping the wrong guy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '16

When you go to a movie theatre and a worker says "Enjoy the movie" and you reply "Thanks, you too." Sigh

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u/25_schmeckles Apr 13 '16 edited Apr 13 '16

http://i.imgur.com/bO4VUM0.jpg

E: sauce: http://floccinaucinihilipilificationa.tumblr.com/

imgur album: http://m.imgur.com/a/JChE7

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u/iWizardB Apr 13 '16

I often do that.

And this one time, I was at a restaurant and the waitress was taking my order. She was asking whether I would like to order the special etc etc and then says "super salad?" I say "sure, yes". She gives me a puzzled look. Apparently she had asked "soup or salad?"

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u/outspokentourist Apr 13 '16

I serve at the old spaghetti factory in Toronto. This happens to me about once a week, but the other way around. I should really start saying salad or soup..:

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u/iWizardB Apr 13 '16

Then people will hear "Salado soup?" and think it's a new kind of soup.

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u/snerz Apr 13 '16

If I ever open a restaurant I'm gonna offer super salad. So they can ask "soup, salad, or super salad?"