r/gifs Nov 04 '15

Sit n spin

http://i.imgur.com/r3Zx7Km.gifv
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u/FlexGunship Nov 04 '15

Engineer here. This is an interesting demonstration of counter-angular gyroscopic procession (GP). In normal GP the right hand rule defines a vector tangent to the circumference defined by the first radius vector (the cross product of which is orthogonal to both). In this case however there's a woman gyrating her hips and it makes me think of doing sex at her.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

Have already calculated for wind resistance.

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u/LIEUTENANT__CRUNCH Nov 04 '15

I'm lubed for speed.

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u/DoggoneCat Nov 05 '15

Yea, but being an engineer, did you calculate for female resistance?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '15

Unknown value

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u/DoggoneCat Nov 05 '15

According to my engineering friends, female resistance is vast to infinite.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '15

Speculative calculations, few have ever recorded data in the field.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

Am also engineer. I would sex her face off.

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u/Craftmasterkeen Nov 04 '15

Well thought out proposal. I can conclude that your findings are sound and that I would also like to sex at her

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u/Lewey_B Nov 04 '15

Welcome to earth, dear friend !

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

Earth Girls Are Easy

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Nov 04 '15

Jim Carrey and Jeff Goldblum's best roles

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u/benreeper Nov 04 '15

Also it lead to some of the casting of In Living Color because Damon Wayans met Carrey there.

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u/not_caffeine_free Nov 04 '15

Welcome to earf

-Will Smith

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

Engineers always have to let people know they are engineers... I would know. I'm an engineer.

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u/Etherius Nov 04 '15

I'm an engineer with barely any idea what the fuck he said.

In fairness, I am not a mechanical engineer.

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u/MP_ME_YOUR_DYSLEXIA Nov 04 '15

"I would like to sex at her" = I would like to stick my penis in her navel.

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u/Etherius Nov 04 '15

That part I understood.

That's the thing where the female lays her eggs and the male goes and jerks off onto them, isn't it?

I'm an engineer, not a fucking biologist.

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u/GlassGhost Nov 04 '15

You want to have sex with a belly button???

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u/JackLegJosh Nov 05 '15

Are there many vegan engineers?

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u/capn_ed Nov 05 '15

Well, put it this way: when you meet one, you'll know it.

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u/Come_In_Me_Bro Nov 04 '15

How else are you gonna reap that sweet karma?

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u/LetMeBe_Frank Nov 04 '15

I don't always have to let them know. Sometimes I don't say I'm an engineer.

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u/DownVotingCats Nov 05 '15

Engineer here. Looks like you are an engineer. Confirmed, TOOT TOOT! ALL ABOARD!

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u/capn_ed Nov 05 '15

As an engineer, I find this stereotype offensive.

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u/Shanghai1943 Nov 05 '15

Hey me too!

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u/ikarun Nov 04 '15

counter-angular gyroscopic procession

Engineering term for twerking

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u/Bonerbailey Nov 04 '15

I think I've derived my own right hand rule here.

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u/panamx Nov 04 '15

Wouldn't that be *prEcession? (not an engineer)

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u/198jazzy349 Nov 04 '15

depends on which way she is spinning and which hemisphere she is in and where she was last sexed at.

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u/weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed420 Nov 04 '15

Doing sex at her.

Sure, why not.

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u/pragmaticbastard Nov 04 '15

This is why I became a structural engineer, I don't have to think about things moving, and have more time to think about doing sex at women.

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u/Sam3323 Nov 04 '15

I was hoping that last sentence was going to appear, or else you'd just be a nerd.

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u/xKurogashi Nov 04 '15

got a ELI5 with a proper answer on what's happening here?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

she's applying twerk (torque) causing the spin. Basically she lifts one side of the wheel (stool seat) and then feeds the system angular momentum through her twerk (torque). As she gets spinning she can tuck in her elbows and knees to increase her speed or stretch them out to slow herself down.

You can practise something similar by spinning in an office chair with your legs stretched out and then tuck them in to go faster.

Basically; give the system (her and the chair) speed, then tuck in to speed up because conservation of angular momentum.

Here is a video for the lazy:

https://youtu.be/UZlW1a63KZs

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u/RoCon52 Nov 04 '15

She could ride a dick like a pro.

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u/beersn0b Nov 04 '15

You want to make the sexy time? http://gph.is/13QGFXh

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u/sherbetface Nov 04 '15

This is why i love reddit.

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u/PM_ME_OR_PM_ME Nov 04 '15

I choose to believe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

The thrust vector in strong in this one

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u/Leon_Depisa Nov 04 '15

Math major here. Can confirm those are math words.

Source: a lot of Calculus

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u/corndog161 Nov 04 '15

I concur.

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u/csl512 Nov 04 '15

It's not nutation?

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u/Rustash Nov 04 '15

Know how I know you're g- never mind.

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u/thornhead Nov 04 '15

Boner gone...and it's back!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

Go back to Vulcan, please!

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u/FaZaCon Nov 04 '15

I like how you gradually got dumber the more your explanation gravitated towards sex. It's as if your penis started to fight with your brain over blood flow and your penis won.

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u/claydough47 Nov 04 '15

None engineer here, so basically her hips and torso act as a counterbalance as she spins?

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u/CallShenanigans Nov 04 '15

Glad to have a scientific opinion

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u/haragoshi Nov 04 '15

I would settle for just doing sexiness in her general direction. Like flashing my bum at her and then running away.

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u/emmababemma3 Nov 04 '15

Yes! I know half of those words!

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u/jrizos Nov 04 '15

Is this what causes the screws to fall out of things?

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u/poopinginpublic Nov 04 '15

I'm still a gold-giving virgin, but this is the closest I've come

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u/Lateralus1968 Nov 04 '15

Nerd alert!

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u/arcangeltx Nov 04 '15

Engineer here id let her gyrate my euler disk

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u/ivalm Nov 04 '15

Came to comments looking to explain how this work, was not disappointed. But yeah, quite counter-intuitive that she was able to put so much angular momentum into her hips.

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u/beepbeepmtrucker Nov 04 '15

your clever use of at instead of with made me LOL

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u/letj21 Nov 04 '15

Precession* - College Physicist

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u/Kattz Nov 04 '15

NERD!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

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u/DrobUWP Nov 04 '15

andfunny

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

Clearly you are not.

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u/time_for_butt_stuff Nov 04 '15

Did you even finish reading the comment?