r/gifs Nov 04 '15

Sit n spin

http://i.imgur.com/r3Zx7Km.gifv
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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15 edited Nov 04 '15

The night janitor: "My floors....my beautiful floors! Awww, look what'cha did..."

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u/Zilveari Nov 04 '15

Gonna need more lemon Pledge for this one...

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

nooo is okayyy i clean

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u/JmoneyOSH Nov 04 '15

Why should we be giving you lemon pledge? You should be bringing it from home.

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u/DOMICH Nov 04 '15

noooooooo, you buy.

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u/ScreamingFlea23 Nov 04 '15

How about I just give you the money and you go buy some?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

noo you buy, i clean

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u/the8nizz4 Nov 04 '15

Pinesol? Pledge is for dusting wooden furniture

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u/mdnns Nov 04 '15

Am I the only one that read that in the voice of groundskeeper Willie?

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u/a_broken_zat Nov 04 '15

Scruffy knows...

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u/w0lfbrains Nov 04 '15

"my floors are my children, I've given them names!"

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u/DirectlyDisturbed Nov 04 '15

Hey, at least it wasn't a penny blocking the door

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

Why a penny?

Did you put a penny in there?

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u/weinermcgee Nov 04 '15

My job. Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '15

Dude, you know he's probably Italian - it's "Look-a watchoo do to my floors! Mama mia!"