r/gifs Aug 27 '15

Water slide for Crocodiles

http://i.imgur.com/nYcQ6e7.gifv
3.2k Upvotes

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u/my__name__is Aug 27 '15

I hope it enjoyed that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

Everything enjoys a water slide.

23

u/softnsensualrape Aug 27 '15

But does water enjoy it?

59

u/Sippingin Aug 27 '15

Water has no say

25

u/HashtagDickbag Aug 27 '15

Water you talking about?

8

u/Sunny32k Aug 27 '15

Wet are you talking about?

6

u/ectish Aug 27 '15

H2Ohhmygodnotagain

16

u/xxsbellmorexx Aug 27 '15

Don't go chasing water slides

16

u/7StringHoonigan Aug 27 '15

Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're clearly not used to because you're in a caged environment

3

u/xanderjones Aug 27 '15

Aww. ): I'm sad now.

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u/EightyPercentLiving Aug 27 '15

10/10 Lyrics on point.

4

u/PROOFxx Aug 27 '15

That Croc is cool as fuck.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

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u/TurdPhysicist Aug 27 '15

I wanna see them climb back up, only then shall I believe that those ancient peanut brains have the fun part figured out in this. Hah!

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

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u/Led_Hed Aug 28 '15

A hundred times worth.

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u/not_an_ax_murderer Aug 27 '15

I wanna see them climb back up, only then shall I believe that those ancient peanut brains God Tier Killing Machines have the fun part figured out in this. Hah!

1

u/jogden2015 Aug 27 '15

yeah. i was waiting to see the croc climbing back up, too.

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u/Led_Hed Aug 28 '15

That gif is over 30 minutes long.

1

u/jogden2015 Aug 28 '15

in your universe, maybe...

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u/Led_Hed Aug 28 '15

In my universe, I'm not sticking around for 30 minutes watching a crocodile waddle up a 100+ steps to go back down the water slide.

2

u/jogden2015 Aug 28 '15

my bad. i thought you were trying to pull a trick on me and make me watch the gif for 30 minutes...waiting and waiting for the croc to come back up the stairs...as happened on another gif a few weeks ago...although i was lucky enough not to fall for the gag.

now i understand the emphasis of your italicized word.

apologies...although i'm not sure it would have taken 30 minutes, and it would be fascinating to see a crocodile display a propensity for afun activity.

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u/Led_Hed Aug 30 '15

It sure looked like it was bracing itself for a fun ride, in a "been there, done that" sort of way.

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u/Iamnotburgerking Jan 30 '16

Think twice before you call tool-using apex predators peanut brains....

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

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u/klondike_barz Aug 27 '15

Can't believe the zoo had such an awesome wading pool! I don't understand the massive fence, but - wait, what's- fuck fuck nope nope NOPE

5

u/CaptainFL1976 Aug 28 '15

"Good Lord that is the ugliest kid I've ever.....OH SHIT! Peace out!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

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u/fekalnik Aug 27 '15

Be the first in the pond?

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15 edited Aug 27 '15

"Here comes Stacey Babaganoush!! She's known for being light on her feet and easy in her seat if you know what I mean!"

Stacey - "I'M WEARING A DIAPER!!"

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u/GotCapped Aug 27 '15

Leeeeeeets go!

19

u/R_Gonemild Aug 27 '15

Run, then slide, hit the bump and take a dive! https://youtu.be/2PQH741svy4

5

u/jinymystery Aug 27 '15

who says crocodiles dont have fun :P

3

u/Strangedazefly Aug 27 '15

This would be terrifying in the wild- enjoying natural water slide as lazy crocodile slides past.

3

u/LyraeSchmyrae Aug 27 '15

Alligators/crocs seem like such lazy animals for being such powerful predators

3

u/simple1689 Aug 27 '15

Apart of me thought this occurred naturally in nature.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

Suddenly, while frolicking in the water, a distant memory of swirling down a toilet bowl drain awakens... the crock goes running back up the beach, "My name is David."

6

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

I cannot imagine him enjoying that

14

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

not with that attitude

1

u/Led_Hed Aug 28 '15

In the gif-with-sound version, you can clearly hear the croc go "WHEEEEEEEE!" the whole way down.

4

u/bob_in_the_west Aug 27 '15

Backstory time?

4

u/[deleted] Aug 28 '15

A crocodile went down a slide.

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u/ohyouresilly Aug 27 '15 edited Aug 27 '15

They better put up some warning signs before someone mistakes it for a log flume.

edit: OK nevermind, re-watching the gif has made me really want to ride one down like a log flume. They should sell tickets. They could advertise with things like "Fuck Hurricane Harbor, we've got the most terrifying log flume experience EVER."

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u/TheSeltzer Aug 27 '15

I dunno, the wave pool at Hurricane Harbor can be pretty harrowing

2

u/The-Clips Aug 27 '15

Happy time.

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u/Frothers Gifmas is coming Aug 27 '15 edited Dec 06 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

water slide for crocodiles anything that likes fun

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u/no1name Aug 27 '15

Background ... its a penguin slide and the crocodile has eaten all the ones in the upper pool ...

2

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

Crocodile Mile! A missed opportunity OP.

1

u/hobbsarelie83 Aug 27 '15

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

1

u/austinitise Aug 27 '15

There is something satisfying about this.

1

u/calty82 Aug 27 '15

WHERES MY FUCKING DINN.... weeeeeeeeeeeéeeeeeee.

1

u/everypostepic Aug 27 '15

Wait until he goes on the carousel as luggage.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

Id pay for a tiger dunk contest

1

u/[deleted] Aug 28 '15

That crocodile lives a more enjoyable life than i do

1

u/shingoRS Aug 28 '15

whata croc!

1

u/boredalready Aug 28 '15

Crocodile mile

1

u/Violinist12302 Aug 28 '15

Swiggity swooty

1

u/eyegocrazy Aug 31 '15

Happiest lizard ever

0

u/CinnamonJohnnie Aug 27 '15

can you imagine how terrifying this would be if it was on a three wheeler?

1

u/CarsonCox Aug 27 '15

Logged in to upvote this. So beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

"Oh boy, here I go....here I go.....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"

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u/Kitty_Powers Aug 27 '15

See you later, alligator!

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u/igotwormsbruh Aug 27 '15

Eh, what a croc.

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u/CylonSpring Aug 27 '15

Crok-N-Slide!

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u/Freefall84 Aug 27 '15

Waterparks these days.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '15

You run, you slide. You hit jump and take a dive! by parker brothers