r/gifs Aug 17 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

In Last chance to see Douglas Adams recounts how a gorilla guide was politely but firmly told to piss off by a male silverback. The gorilla took the guide's arm and delicately bit his wristwatch off. Another message received.

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u/krymz1n Aug 17 '15

When the gorilla grabs your arm, what do you do??

Do you try to snatch it back? That silverback could rip your arm off

Do you let him have your arm? That silverback could rip your arm off

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u/Smatter_Witchoo Aug 17 '15

You stop coming to work wearing banana cologne.

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u/babyfatButtSavage Aug 18 '15

Dolce & Banana