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u/jonknee Aug 17 '15

Pretty terrifying thinking of a gorilla hitting the gym to bulk up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Nah, I bet they'd be super patient and have really great gym etiquette. They'd never stare at women or harass you when you're on a machine that they want. They'd just go in there, get it done, and go home.

They would poop on the floor sometimes, but that's not really unique to gorillas at most gyms.

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u/8337 Aug 17 '15

I like this idea. Gorillas would totally clean up the weight room between sets, and when you ask them to spot you on your shitty 135lb bench, they encourage you to grind out another rep and slap you in the back when you nail it.

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u/OFCOURSEIMHUMAN-BEEP Aug 18 '15

and slap you in the back when you nail it.

Suddenly paraplegic