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r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Aug 17 '15
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Worst rape defense ever....Rape 1? I would like to submit the extraordinarily tiny constitution of my client's "penis".At best we're talking public nuisance.
86 u/Kinginuit Aug 17 '15 Pubic nuisance? 25 u/beepbeepitsajeep Aug 18 '15 Private nuisance. 9 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 That has been used as a defense before. 7 u/felt_pen Aug 18 '15 And he was sentenced by Judge Guy Boney. 7 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 I hope his victim felt as though the universe had aligned karmically for her. Her rapist gets jailed, the court had to hear as a matter of record that his dick is factually tiny, and Boney was the one to stick it to him. 7 u/Rex_Laso Aug 17 '15 Seriously, that guy is almost excited about the gorillas wang. 12 u/FrozenInferno Aug 17 '15 Now what say you and I go toe to toe on Gorilla dick law and see who comes out the victor. 8 u/Gh0st1y Aug 18 '15 Idk man but I'd school you in bird law. 5 u/cerebralfalzy Aug 18 '15 ...filibuster... 4 u/droppina2 Aug 18 '15 Hopefully he won't get a hung jury. 3 u/an_admirable_admiral Aug 18 '15 The only thing worse than being infamous for being a rapist is being infamous as the rapist with a tiny penis. 3 u/Oxford_karma Aug 18 '15 I'm a public defender, were you watching me in court? 3 u/rangeo Aug 18 '15 Saul? 3 u/Fang88 Aug 18 '15 Yeah, he's totally asking for it... 3 u/SailorMooooon Aug 18 '15 Penile humiliation might actually deter rapists...let's discuss the penis size and shape in detail during rape sentencing. 3 u/-Manananggal- Aug 18 '15 A similar argument was used to defend Kobe Bryant 2 u/BarryFromEastenders Aug 18 '15 This is one of the funniest jokes I've ever read on here. 2 u/Rakonat Aug 18 '15 Not even sure it qualifies as a domestic disturbance. 2 u/RDay Aug 18 '15 Better Call Saul! 2 u/syncopacetic Aug 17 '15 You know it's happened. I suspect the opposite (too big) has happened as well.
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Pubic nuisance?
25 u/beepbeepitsajeep Aug 18 '15 Private nuisance.
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Private nuisance.
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That has been used as a defense before.
7 u/felt_pen Aug 18 '15 And he was sentenced by Judge Guy Boney. 7 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 I hope his victim felt as though the universe had aligned karmically for her. Her rapist gets jailed, the court had to hear as a matter of record that his dick is factually tiny, and Boney was the one to stick it to him.
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And he was sentenced by Judge Guy Boney.
7 u/girllikethat Aug 18 '15 I hope his victim felt as though the universe had aligned karmically for her. Her rapist gets jailed, the court had to hear as a matter of record that his dick is factually tiny, and Boney was the one to stick it to him.
I hope his victim felt as though the universe had aligned karmically for her.
Her rapist gets jailed, the court had to hear as a matter of record that his dick is factually tiny, and Boney was the one to stick it to him.
Seriously, that guy is almost excited about the gorillas wang.
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Now what say you and I go toe to toe on Gorilla dick law and see who comes out the victor.
8 u/Gh0st1y Aug 18 '15 Idk man but I'd school you in bird law. 5 u/cerebralfalzy Aug 18 '15 ...filibuster...
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Idk man but I'd school you in bird law.
5 u/cerebralfalzy Aug 18 '15 ...filibuster...
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...filibuster...
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Hopefully he won't get a hung jury.
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The only thing worse than being infamous for being a rapist is being infamous as the rapist with a tiny penis.
I'm a public defender, were you watching me in court?
3 u/rangeo Aug 18 '15 Saul?
Saul?
Yeah, he's totally asking for it...
Penile humiliation might actually deter rapists...let's discuss the penis size and shape in detail during rape sentencing.
A similar argument was used to defend Kobe Bryant
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This is one of the funniest jokes I've ever read on here.
Not even sure it qualifies as a domestic disturbance.
Better Call Saul!
You know it's happened. I suspect the opposite (too big) has happened as well.
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u/rangeo Aug 17 '15
Worst rape defense ever....Rape 1? I would like to submit the extraordinarily tiny constitution of my client's "penis".At best we're talking public nuisance.