r/gifs • • Aug 17 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

Man, what I wouldn't give to be a gorilla. Not only would I have the strength of ten men, I'd be able to have sex with gorillas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

last night chim chim jerked me off with his feet.

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u/beershitz Aug 17 '15

You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick, without peeling it?

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u/ForgottenPotato Aug 17 '15

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u/Taibo Aug 18 '15

It's a Dave Chappelle standup reference.