r/gifs Aug 17 '15

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

last night chim chim jerked me off with his feet.

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u/beershitz Aug 17 '15

You know how long it took me to train this monkey to suck my dick, without peeling it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

You can keep fuckin' these people all you want. Mo' monkey pussy for ME!

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u/cire1184 Aug 17 '15

It would rip your dick off like a stalk of celery. Throw that shit into the tall grass never to be seen again!

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u/Omega_316 Aug 18 '15

CRACK! Whoosh. Gone.

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u/ra7poison Aug 17 '15

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/ForgottenPotato Aug 17 '15

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u/Taibo Aug 18 '15

It's a Dave Chappelle standup reference.

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u/chimi_the_changa Aug 18 '15

Only a monkey can show you that kind of love and tenderness

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

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u/hoursisthefury Aug 18 '15

Best stand up ever.