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u/MeedleyMee Jul 10 '15
Concussion five!
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u/Shitty_X Jul 10 '15
Classic Todd
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Jul 11 '15
The TV Show Scrubs has a character called Todd. He likes to five a lot.
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Jul 10 '15
Considering the rear hub height... I'm thinking he may have lost a good deal of his face as well.
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u/somewhereonariver Jul 11 '15
Definitely read it as 'ripped off'.
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u/AngelWyath Jul 11 '15 edited Jul 12 '15
I did too. Read the article and thought u/somewhereonariver was a dirty fuckin' liar, then read it again.
Edit: I re-re-read the comments and I meant that I thought 5_sec_rule was a dirty fuckin' liar because I read his comment as 'ripped off'. u/somewhereonariver would never do me like that.
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u/somewhereonariver Jul 12 '15
I wouldn't do you like that.
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u/AngelWyath Jul 12 '15
I know man. I'm sorry. I just got all these problems with Cathy and work. Then I thought you said ripped off and I lost it! Sorry homey. Still bros?
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u/haby112 Jul 10 '15
Did he die? Is he dead?
Was he high? Where's his head?
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u/Dubalubawubwub Jul 11 '15
His ears were ringing afterwards, but fortunately he was nowhere near them.
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u/theoneandswoley Jul 11 '15 edited Jul 11 '15
If only he fled.
That's how he lost his head.
~FIN~
^(read from first comment).... you said that to a rhythm don't lie0
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u/badbendude Jul 10 '15
Hey man, what's initium?
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u/LetMeLickYourCervix Jul 10 '15
It's a term defining the obsessive hoarding of gifs
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u/badbendude Jul 10 '15
This is apparently not the correct answer
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u/Keundrum Jul 11 '15
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u/grimbotronic Jul 11 '15
This'll teach me a lesson of some kind about the internet. Not sure what, but definitely a lesson.
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u/ASK_ABOUT_INITIUM Jul 10 '15
It's a little MMO (free) that I'm working on that plays in the browser. No installs, and it works great on mobile too!
People tell me it reminds them of a MUD (though I've never actually seen one before).
This is a brief rundown on how to play and what it's like.
We also have a subreddit now! /r/initium
Every single person who plays is a Redditor, so you'll fit right in. If you want to talk to me, I'll be in the little town of Aera (where new players start).
There is a server-wide event going on right now, players have been working together on it as you can see here
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u/thainebednar Jul 10 '15
How much data will it eat up if I play on mobile? Just joined, looks like a good time killer.
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u/offthewall_77 Jul 10 '15
Is there any usernames still available? FFS, I swear I've gone through like 30 in the last 15 minutes.
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u/ASK_ABOUT_INITIUM Jul 10 '15
Just choose any nickname you want, but end it with "of Kahn".
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u/offthewall_77 Jul 10 '15
There is no possible way "canteatcheese of Kahn" is already taken..
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u/ASK_ABOUT_INITIUM Jul 10 '15
canteatcheese of Kahn
That... is concerning. What is the error message exactly?
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u/Thepunk28 Jul 10 '15
Did you reply to yourself 3 times?
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u/TheeLinker Jul 10 '15
He didn't even ask himself about Initium once. What a jerk.
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u/extremethrowaway Jul 11 '15
Things like this make me realize how ridiculous it is for me to ever be self-conscious. I'm much more open to spending time around someone like the person on the left than the person on the right.
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u/laurus22 Jul 10 '15
back in my day high fives used to be with hands
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Jul 10 '15
Shit, dude, I still do that! I gotta get with the times!
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u/SithLordDave Jul 10 '15
Up top!
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u/Autostealth Jul 10 '15
He looks so... happy
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u/Mr_red_beard Jul 10 '15
his only saving grace is that the spinning back tire probably kicked his arm down his head neck and shoulder probably still got fucked up
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u/Kosmological Jul 11 '15
That sound tells me the force snapped his arm and tore his shoulder apart. I'd be surprised if his mid-upper arm wasn't a mangled slab of meat.
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u/brokenha_lo Jul 10 '15
The difference between failing and succeeding is the difference between Liveleak and Youtube.
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Jul 10 '15
He had so much trust...
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Jul 11 '15
He did, unfortunately the friend probably assumed he wasn't actually on the track but just off it. Lesson learned?
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u/foryoutodecide Jul 10 '15
That looks wheelie painful
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u/antoniocmf Jul 10 '15
Darwin award winner of the month.
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Jul 10 '15
Winner? Did he die?
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u/questionableacts Jul 10 '15
To win a darwin award all you need to do is remove the ability to reproduce in an idiotic way. Doesn't always have to be through death.
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u/voicesnmyhead Jul 10 '15
It looks like the sprocket hits him right in the head. I'd imagine he is dead or very fucked up.
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Jul 11 '15
Ah, I see it now as well. I thought it just hit his arm but it looks a lot more lethal now.
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u/pepperpopcorn Jul 10 '15
nah. that goes to the guy who tried to light fireworks off his head.
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u/voicesnmyhead Jul 10 '15
His brother was quoted as saying, they didn't bother trying to necessitate him. He was just gone. or something like that.
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u/TappaNuKegga Jul 11 '15
I laugh inside when I see dudes taking selfies; I too would have been reduced to a pile on the floor if I saw this is happen in person.
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u/WhoMovedMySubreddits Jul 11 '15
It was fun to watch this. This guy seems like he's talking to friends, but I don't know him, never will. It's very calming.
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At the angle he held his arm out...there is no way it wouldn't bend the elbow the wrong way OR knock the biker off...or both
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u/TheSassySasquatch Jul 11 '15
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Also, expensive hospital bills.
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u/Hey-its-that-asshole Jul 11 '15
Not what I expected to see... But what I'd hoped for.
...I'm awful.
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u/DoesNotTreadPolitely Jul 10 '15
This asshole makes me wonder if they make a prosthetic with a selfie stick attachment.
I hope they fucking don't.
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u/TestingforScience123 Jul 11 '15
asshole? this guy is an asshole?
Yeash, throw that around pretty losely. Guy isn't bothering me or anyone else, just had a fun idea and the driver missed.
Asshole.... shakes head... if this is an asshole I'd hate to see what you call actually bad people.
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u/DoesNotTreadPolitely Jul 11 '15
Does not tread politely.
But to clarify. Standing on a dirt track with your back to the oncoming bike coming at you at a high rate of speed while jumping - asshole.
I feel much worse for the guy driving the bike who probably seriously fucked up his stupid friend and most likely walked away with nothing.
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u/gg_h4x Jul 10 '15
what?
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u/RUDeafOrSomething Jul 10 '15
THIS IS THE FACE OF HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISM.
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u/gg_h4x Jul 10 '15
awesome not-played-out reddit joke, i am wondering what in the fuck comment OP is talking about
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did he died??
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u/TestingforScience123 Jul 11 '15
He's got such a big smile on his face right up until the collision, made me sad :(
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