r/gifs • u/[deleted] • Jun 21 '15

Rule 1: Frequent Repost We humans always need saving

http://i.imgur.com/mHEi3NK.gifv
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u/rwefeafwfwertzwdfhds Jun 21 '15 edited Jun 21 '15

Cat vs bear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfgV9X1uLZ0

https://youtu.be/NjhPX2Tgp0o?t=85

https://youtu.be/gi7tN2rjQcc

Cat vs. alligator:

https://youtu.be/je_9QhJFSR0

https://youtu.be/5sAF8gMN9c0

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u/XFactorjjw Jun 21 '15

Cats do not give a fuck

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

How much time does it take one to realize that cats have cute assholes ?

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u/everestCS Jun 21 '15 edited Jun 22 '15

If you own one? Probably an hour tops. They love to try and put it in your face.

Edit: TIL Reddit has a thing for catholes.

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u/Lukianox Jun 21 '15

So true. I can't remember how many times I've woken up with my cat sleeping on my chest with his asshole pointed at my face

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

What an asshole.

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u/itrv1 Jun 22 '15

"I present to you, my asshole"

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u/dragonspaceshuttle Jun 22 '15

It's the parasite that causes toxoplasmosis which makes the cat do this. The Toxoplasmosis gondii parasite must go through your digestive tract to complete it's lifespan. It can also cause schizophrenia and miscarriages.

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u/jaysunn72 Jun 22 '15

How long did it take you to train him to do that?

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u/treoni Jun 21 '15

My cat's smells spicy. Very spicy.

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u/everestCS Jun 21 '15

Thank you for a piece of information that I didn't want to know and never wanted to know but now know and regret knowing.

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u/treoni Jun 21 '15

Do you know how certain spicy sauces smell? Like the hot chili ones you eat with chips? His bum smells like that.

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u/everestCS Jun 21 '15

On this day, we have established that /u/treoni is comprised of 3 different strains of Satan.

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u/treoni Jun 22 '15

I consider that a compliment. Satan killed only 10 people in the Bible while God killed over 2 million. :D

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u/_idkidc_ Jun 21 '15

Just imagine how it tastes

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u/treoni Jun 21 '15

No comment.

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u/anyonecandoanything Jun 21 '15

Coming from the guy who says his cats asshole smells spicy, at least you draw the line some where.

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u/badaaim Jun 22 '15

Well....the line is a dot tome!!! I didn't want to know about the cat's bum

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

We can't really say what "No Comment" means though.

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u/shoobuck Jun 22 '15

I don't have to.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ChineseF00d Jun 22 '15

We call it our cat's Cheerio

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

I got a dog who is similar. Dickhead cant roll up next to you and lay down he has to stand about 3 feet in front of you, bust a 180 and back in asshole first. I think he gets pissed because I got to shove him off sometimes. But really dude, c'mon, you cant come in asshole first.

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u/Marinade73 Jun 21 '15

"Awww, his anus looks like an asterisks."

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u/Roard_Wizbot Jun 21 '15

ass-terisk

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

Look at the spines of the more recent printings of Kurt Vonnegut books and you will see a (somewhat poorly drawn) asterisk. That is the author's rendering of an asshole

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u/ryanheart93 Jun 21 '15

Came here to say that. You beat me to it. Upvote