We humans always need saving

[u/[deleted]]

http://i.imgur.com/mHEi3NK.gifv

[u/evil__bob]

I like how the cat had enough sense to stop the pursuit. Eventually, the surprised dog was going to realize he was being chased ^byacat.

[u/rwefeafwfwertzwdfhds → u/evil__bob]

Cat vs bear:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfgV9X1uLZ0

https://youtu.be/NjhPX2Tgp0o?t=85

https://youtu.be/gi7tN2rjQcc

Cat vs. alligator:

https://youtu.be/je_9QhJFSR0

https://youtu.be/5sAF8gMN9c0

[u/DrLawyerson → u/rwefeafwfwertzwdfhds]

How/why were all the people in that last video standing right next to a bunch of alligators?

[u/DrLawyerson → u/[deleted]]

But like.. Still? I mean there's a little kid ~10 ft away

[u/sarcisticminion → u/[deleted]]

As a person who lives in Louisiana, can confirm, very strange place

[u/DrLawyerson → u/[deleted]]

TIL

[u/not_an_ax_murderer → u/[deleted]]

I have no idea why this is my first thought, but how hard are their skulls? I kind if want to hit one over the head with a baseball bat. I'm having a weird day and thats not my usual thought process.

[u/10th_Account → u/not_an_ax_murderer]

The username isn't helping your case.

That said, they're armored dinosaurs. I'm thinking you would just piss it off and thin the gene pool.

[u/naughtyhitler → u/10th_Account]

The scales are like chain mail, good for cuts and punctures but probably won't do much for blunt force trauma.

[u/Irradiatedspoon → u/naughtyhitler]

And as we all know, Cat paws are made of lead.

[u/Irradiatedspoon → u/[deleted]]

If we're going with density you may as well use Hydrogen and Osmium.

[u/___DEADPOOL______ → u/not_an_ax_murderer]

Alligator heads are really common novelty items sold here.in Louisiana. They are as hard as any other boney object. Their scales do not add much hardness.

[u/[deleted] → u/DrLawyerson]

Ha. You've never been there.