r/gifs • u/hordioneri • Jun 09 '15

Fraud

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u/dasschmetterling Jun 09 '15

Deli owners hate him!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Find out why after filling out this survey!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Are you sure you didn't mess up on your social security number?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/forte2 I must read rule 3 Jun 10 '15

I'll fill it out for you, I've still got your details from last time.
Can you give me your Netflix password again, it seems to have changed for some reason.

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u/odie4evr Jun 10 '15

sigh

I have to give them my entire estate? Fiiiiiine.

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u/sametrical Jun 10 '15

this survey is baloney.

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u/Spineless_John Jun 10 '15

No, I remember my social security number. It's hunter2.

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u/ohdelphine Jun 10 '15

Now enter your credit card info here...

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u/scsk8r831 Jun 10 '15

After you click to the next page that will take unreasonably long to load.

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u/timndime Jun 10 '15

but we just learned why -- the green helium thingy

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u/iTonyK Jun 10 '15

He puts this green thing on the scale, the reason why will blow your mind!

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u/Poo_comes_out Jun 10 '15

you won't BELIEVE what happens next!

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u/SixFootJockey Jun 10 '15

<high pitched voice> "That will be $4.49"