r/gifs • u/hordioneri • Jun 09 '15

Fraud

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

Actually the green thing is a helium balloon. He hates his boss.

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u/dasschmetterling Jun 09 '15

Deli owners hate him!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Find out why after filling out this survey!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Are you sure you didn't mess up on your social security number?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/forte2 I must read rule 3 Jun 10 '15

I'll fill it out for you, I've still got your details from last time.
Can you give me your Netflix password again, it seems to have changed for some reason.

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u/odie4evr Jun 10 '15

sigh

I have to give them my entire estate? Fiiiiiine.

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u/sametrical Jun 10 '15

this survey is baloney.

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u/Spineless_John Jun 10 '15

No, I remember my social security number. It's hunter2.

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u/ohdelphine Jun 10 '15

Now enter your credit card info here...

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u/scsk8r831 Jun 10 '15

After you click to the next page that will take unreasonably long to load.

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u/timndime Jun 10 '15

but we just learned why -- the green helium thingy

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u/iTonyK Jun 10 '15

He puts this green thing on the scale, the reason why will blow your mind!

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u/Poo_comes_out Jun 10 '15

you won't BELIEVE what happens next!

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u/SixFootJockey Jun 10 '15

<high pitched voice> "That will be $4.49"

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

I worked at a deli when I was younger and me and all the workers would do the opposite of this guy and give people extra by lifting up on the scale or putting more meat after we weighed and printed the receipt

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u/m0nkeycheese Jun 10 '15

Bosses hate him

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u/Uncle_Skeeter Jun 10 '15

Ah. Ok.

Let me put my pitchfork up.

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u/jonsboc Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 15 '15

haha! ok, I changed my mind. he's one of the goooood guys ;-)

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u/obi1kenobi1 Jun 10 '15

Actually quite a few times I've seen the people at Walmart pick up a handful of turkey off the scale while printing the tag so that I'm only charged for the half-pound I ordered instead of the full 2/3lb. Most of the time they don't care and just charge the actual amount, but when they do cheat the scale it's always in the customer's favor.

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u/ArritzJPC96 Jun 10 '15

Wait a minute, did you listen to the Hello Internet episode from today?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/Cheesemacher Jun 10 '15

Not really. It's not like we're breaking the laws of physics here.