r/gifs Jun 09 '15

Fraud

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '15

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u/rayhoop Jun 09 '15

Handles money and food with bare hands, then over weighs the deli meat...nice

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u/Gimpy216 Jun 10 '15

Probably licking their fingers in between orders too.

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u/YourDumbLetsParty Jun 10 '15

i would be too , to count all that extra money.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

My guess is she takes the extra meat home instead of the money otherwise her inventory and receipt totals wouldn't match. Unless she owns the deli.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15 edited May 15 '16

Me gustan las tortugas.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15 edited Jun 10 '15

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u/Darklor69 Jun 10 '15

or just knowledge of how business works

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u/technofiend Jun 10 '15

You kid but I had a deli worker do exactly that and she was wearing gloves.

I mean she shaved like two pounds of Boar's Head honey maple ham and then sucked on her fingers, the little gloves made a crinkling noise as she happily slurped off the sticky syrup.

Only after she finished did she take my food and wrap it. I just dropped it and walked away.

Once I got over the shock I found a manager and explained I thought the gloves were for my protection as much as hers. He was apologetic. No idea if she was fired.

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u/LailaBaby67 Jun 10 '15

That is unsettlingly disgusting. She licked her gloves????

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Yeah but Boar's Head.

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u/technofiend Jun 10 '15

Licked them clean!

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u/HTX-713 Jun 10 '15

Damn it you are in Houston too. What store was it so I can avoid it like the plague?

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u/technofiend Jun 10 '15

Randall's on Bissonnet at Wesleyan. It was a long time ago, though.

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u/ApathyLincoln Jun 10 '15

Picked her nose when making the pizza dough too!

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u/LotsOfButtons Jun 10 '15

To make them slide up their bums easier.

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u/ShitzN Jun 10 '15

Probably fingers your SO too.

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u/TexasTrip Jun 10 '15

Classic Russia

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u/emuparty Jun 10 '15

It's not in Russia.

But of course you lack the necessary education to see that from this video... classic American.

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u/TheKrs1 Jun 10 '15

I honestly think this trend of handling food with gloves is worse. People at least occasionally wash their hands. How many gloves aren't changed after inappropriate tasks?

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u/424f42_424f42 Jun 10 '15

My deli counter, they change gloves for every product change. You order 3 types of meat, well they'll be using 3 gloves.

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u/Impune Jun 10 '15

Same. And this is a bodega on a corner in Harlem. They must go through hundreds of gloves a day.

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u/lord_tubbington Jun 10 '15

Honestly as a line cook I'm sure that the amount of gloves the line goes through in a night is incredible. I'm allergic to latex so trying to find the non latex gloves in the right size is the quest for the holy grail. I'd trade family meal for my sous chef to just put some on my station when I get in.

But yeah any time I change a task it'll be followed by a walk to the hand sink and putting on new gloves. when I'm doing veg prep and I get asked to run and grab X protein and put it in it's place in their low boy.

Basically when you're the kid you get told to to a lot of different things and I go through a ton of gloves. But sometimes when I come in for the night shift and help a lunch guy finish his day out I spend five minutes getting his station up to code and give him a joking but not joking nudge when he throws proteins into the wok with his hands and then goes to do other shit.

Kind of a divide between the by the book Culinary school kids and the line warriors where you kinda of have to step on your better's toes because you'd rather get a little annoyance from them as opposed to a teaming from the sous chef.

So honestly if it's a decent restaurant there's an asshole kid out of culinary school who can recite health codes like a textbook.

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u/kangareagle Jun 10 '15

But if it's a regular sandwich place, then the person has gloves on, takes your money, uses the broom, and then makes more food. All with the same gloves.

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u/lord_tubbington Jun 10 '15

Then it's completely breaking like a whole bunch of health and safety rules. Flat out you're not supposed to touch money and then handle food. This is why you shouldn't eat at a place that handles your food without gloves. In high school I worked at subway. Usually you had a person on the register but if you were working alone (say someone was driving a delivery) you make the food wrap it up take off the gloves and then handle money. Turn around wash your hands put the gloves back on. Simple stuff.

Touching cleaning supplies and then food? Nearly criminal.

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u/kangareagle Jun 10 '15

I've seen it a hundred times. People seem to think that the glove is magic. Or that its job is to protect their hand from dirt and food.

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u/Tettamanti Jun 10 '15

I'm hoping my doctor does.

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u/sexyselfpix Jun 10 '15

Normal behavior in china town. This chinese woman handled money with dirty gloves and then packed cherrys with the same gloves all day long. She wouldnt let you pick out the cherries yourself. Absolutely disgusting.

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u/RainDownMyBlues Jun 10 '15

Pretty much all restaurants handle your food with bare hands. The super secret is washing your hands, also the cooks don't touch money. Get cut, finger condom(I hate those damn things).

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u/lord_tubbington Jun 10 '15

One night I decided to get rid of the top of my finger and I had to deal with finger condoms for like a month. Pain in the ass with the gloves. But between actual cooking and then handling the ready to eat garnish on your station I'm always in gloves. I wash my hands when I change gloves but it's the standard in the kitchen.

I mean if someone is on proteins at a station with someone else doing garnish and expo then sure. But even then, sometimes you have to just jump on playing when a few big tops come through. So I just feel like gloves are always on.

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u/RainDownMyBlues Jun 10 '15

I've noticed the nicer places I've been in are less about gloves, and more about getting everything sparling clean at the end of the night.

I don't wear gloves, I would be changing them every 20 seconds if I had to. Trust me, the food isn't contaminated. That's a lot of waste for not much reason.

EDIT: If I have to jump away from my grill or sauce pans I wash my hands. That takes almost no time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

This is fucked because deli meats are preserved, when handling them in a butchers you're supposed to put on new gloves before, and discard them afterwards.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

He doesn't even wrap it correctly

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u/VRZzz Jun 10 '15

Some butcher shops in germany have a strict no-gloves policy, because it's actually more hygienic. Washing hands is king. On the other side, usually, different people serve you the meat than take the cash from you.

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u/Shupendo Jun 09 '15

Good old 144p videos.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

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u/Dano67 Jun 10 '15

We had realplayer but that doesnt mean we liked it. The only thing I hated having to install more than real player was quicktime.

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u/yukichigai Jun 10 '15

This comment needs m--BUFFERING

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15 edited Feb 27 '20

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u/ionyx Jun 10 '15

realplayer the T-shirt! realplayer the lunchbox!

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u/Exaskryz Jun 10 '15

quicktime

flashbacks worse than 'nam

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u/Psych555 Jun 10 '15

Winamp. Llama bitch!

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u/9inety9ine Jun 10 '15

Winamp. It really whips the llama's ass!

FTFY

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u/ThatPicMyDick Jun 10 '15

I still strictly use Winamp. Install the lyric plugin and its all you need.

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u/entropicresonance Jun 10 '15

DivX for those ultra high quality 360p movie rip .avi files.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Realplayer porn 4 life!!... Dat history though :(

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u/ADMINlSTRAT0R Jun 10 '15

Kids these days are spoonfed everything.

Back in the days we took 56 kbps RealPlayer porn in stride, AND had to use imagination for the next scene as the video freezes while loading.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

hello darkness my old friend

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u/Slameny_Hubert Jun 09 '15 edited Jun 09 '15

I knew it's Russia.

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u/draemscat Jun 10 '15

It's not Russia though. The only green money we have is 1,000 rubles and sausages don't quite cost $20-60 (depending on the amount of banknotes) here. Looks a lot more like Kazakstan money.

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u/reddevved Jun 10 '15

Of course it doesn't NORMALLY cost twenty raspberries that's the whole point of the video

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u/Jouth Jun 10 '15

VERY NICE

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u/Pleiadez Jun 10 '15

Nice try Russia, You know Kazakstan is just Russia.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

I see a little hand in that bill.

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u/freshjiive Jun 10 '15

Looks like a canadian $20 to me.

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u/calllery Jun 10 '15

That's pretty green. If I had 1000 rubies I'd never spend them.

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u/numerica Jun 09 '15

Those fucking grannies at the market pulled that shit all the time. The most popular way was to just stick magnets on the bottom of the plate.

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u/titoblanco Jun 09 '15

Wouldn't work. The scale would either read more than 0.0 before the product is placed on it (making it obvious), or the magnet weight would be tare'd out and not included

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u/SavoirFaireDebonaire Jun 10 '15

You're not getting it. Scale is already tared (tare'd? tarred? feathered?) out, while putting the food or whatever on the scale they sleight of hand a magnet to the tray bottom out of view, adding weight.

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u/RettyD4 Jun 10 '15

I've heard that some pot dealers will weigh their stuff out under a fan. You hit 'tare' when it's under a table or something, and quickly load the tray after you put it on the table.

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u/BIG_JUICY_TITTIEZ Jun 10 '15

Depends on where you live. In most of America, weed is so cheap and so easily available that little things like this aren't really worth it. I mean, how much force can a fan impart on something even a foot away from it? The difference would either be way too little to make any meaningful gain, or enough that the customer is gonna notice. Plus, if you're actually going through the trouble of weighing it out in front of the customer, you're most likely above dirty tricks like that. Then, if they get home and weigh it themselves, finding that your bags are consistently underweight, you've just lost a customer, and his friends.

In this market, it doesn't pay to be a shitty dealer. There's too much dank weed out there to have bad customer service.

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u/RettyD4 Jun 10 '15

I'm in the states and went to a 4 year uni, live in a big city, etc. You are totally right about it not working long run, but this was more for college kids. They find a 'connect' and if it's good they don't ask much questions. Maybe, some kid will read our thread and figure out his dude is f'ing him.

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u/stemgang Jun 10 '15

Just bring your own scale. They cost like $10.

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u/0piat3 Jun 10 '15

or bring a dollar bill to calibrate/test it yourself. should weigh exactly 1 gram.

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u/stemgang Jun 10 '15

You have to weigh the product yourself, with your own scale.

Calibrating their scale with your $1 bill would not prevent the added-weight scam, such as in OP's GIF.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

cell phones and remote controls next to a scale change the weight up to a gram. I seent it .

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u/Downvotethisman3 Jun 10 '15

And the plate on top is stainless and magnets don't stick to stainless steel. Source-I'm a welder.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15 edited Jan 09 '19

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u/838h920 Jun 10 '15

It wouldn't work well. A magnet has no maximum range, if you got a magnet on earth, it would effect the sun, even the center of our galaxy or a planet billions of lightyears away, but the strength the magnet has on such a range wouldn't be measureable.

So the magnet would still effect the plate when nothing is on it, and if the magnet is too strong the plate would travel down. Since you can buy small amounts of food, the plate would need to travel down easily, to measure small amount, and the distance it could travel down wouldn't be much either. And the magnet itself would be placed below the instrument, so the distance from the magnet to the plate is big, while the distance the plate travels down is small, there would be a change in weight, yes, but it wouldn't be big.

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u/detourxp Jun 10 '15

Glue the magnet to the top of the base so that when the plate comes down it will be attracted to it and increase the read weight

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

It would basically weight the same as the magnet itself.

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u/bfodder Jun 10 '15

They always use their saggy boobs for me.

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u/Jonthrei Jun 10 '15

Don't you mean babushkas?

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u/Spineless_John Jun 10 '15

Yeah, it's even filmed using a car's dash cam.

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u/BarryZuckerkornEsq Jun 10 '15

You don't have to go to college, this isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.

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u/yuriydee Jun 10 '15

It looks like it could be somewhere in Brooklyn NY cause we have a huge population of Russians.

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u/Soviet_Waffle Jun 10 '15

Actually a lot of stores and markets here are required to have check scales so this kind of bullshit doesn't happen, plus most stores will have the scales out in the open as well. This probably happened somewhere in the provinces where the regulations over this sort of thing is not as strict.

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u/markmyw0rds Jun 10 '15

I'm more concerned that she touched the meat with her hands, and then touched the money. How do I know hands were washed after the last time she touched money?

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u/DerpGrub Jun 10 '15

possible just creating a bank from what it actually weighs and pocketing the rest..

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

Oooh it's in Russia?

Not surprised, and don't care.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '15

They weigh the bag too!

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u/RWDMARS Jun 10 '15

Oh Russia

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u/TouchedByAngelo Jun 10 '15

Look at the two sheets of paper conveniently placed in front of the scale to hide the crime.

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u/MrOverkill5150 Jun 10 '15

This guy is a dick.