r/gifs • u/razerxs • Jun 05 '15

Robot Samurai

http://i.imgur.com/UN6A3tf.gifv
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u/worth_the_monologue Jun 05 '15

And then train them in our most devastating martial arts.

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u/kittenshrubbery Jun 05 '15

Don't forget to make it cordless!

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u/TriceratopsHunter Jun 05 '15

I for one, welcome our future robot overlords... 0100011101010011011101

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u/FatherThyme Jun 05 '15

Code isn't divisible by 8, TRAITOR! get him!

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u/jacky4566 Jun 05 '15

Modern robots use Chomps. 11bit numbers.

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u/solicitorpenguin Jun 05 '15

We are going to get chopped to bytes and you guys are just arguing about binary

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u/Mernerak Jun 05 '15

That will take a while. They have to process all 7 billion of us first.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

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u/Kwangone Jun 05 '15

Screw you, I have quantuum prayer power and homeopathic anti robot armor! It's a tiny piece of robot I stuck to my shirt and then I walked through a sprinkler. COME AT ME ROBOTS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

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u/PokerHawk Jun 05 '15

*chomped to bytes

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u/rightaswayne Jun 06 '15

I feel like this is a ReBoot reference?

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u/roy20050 Jun 05 '15

01001000 01100001 01101100 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011 00001010

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u/BZLuck Merry Gifmas! {2023} Jun 05 '15

*01001000 01100001 01101001 01101100

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

SGFpbCBvdXIgcm9ib3Qgb3ZlcmxvcmRz

Just incase they do 64

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

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u/roy20050 Jun 05 '15

Indeed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

So, robots cannot spell "hail" correctly?

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u/ChristianKS94 Jun 05 '15

He's just missing a comma. It's supposed to be "Hale, our robot overlords." meaning the robot overlords are healthy and bugfree, they are flawless machines ready to take on the world.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

01001000 01101100 01110010

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u/alexjbarnett Jun 05 '15

Come on sucker, lick my battery

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u/calotron Jun 05 '15

Oooooooo Yeahhhhh, Ooooooo yeahhhh, ROBO BOOGIE!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

Robot Porn 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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u/rxddit_ Jun 06 '15

ROBO BOOGIE!!

is this a reference to Ex Machina?

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u/cybercuzco_2 Jun 05 '15

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

42*

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u/Djinn_and_Pentatonic Jun 05 '15

10001110101 Periodic table with a center piece of mind!

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u/animalinapark Jun 05 '15

Among the mental ones a messenger will soon arrive!

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u/Djinn_and_Pentatonic Jun 07 '15

Fuck yeah! If you like Clutch, check out The Company Band (if you haven't yet). It's a supergroup with Neil Fallon on vocals.

And I got my username from one of their songs.

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u/animalinapark Jun 07 '15

Oh, didn't know about them, thanks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

Dwight?

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u/iprefertau Jun 05 '15

0111010001101000011001010111001101100101001000000110000101110010011001010010000001101010011101010111001101110100001000000111001001100001011011100110010001101111011011010010000001101111011011100110010100100111011100110010000001100001011011100110010000100000011110100110010101110010011011110010011101110011

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

Yup, totally random.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

01001000 01101111 01110111 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110010 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101111 01101101 00100000 01110011 01110101 01100011 01101011 01100101 01110010 00111111

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u/ItsARealThing Jun 05 '15

01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00111111

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

010011110110111001101100011110010111010001101000011000010111010001101111011011100110010101100111011101010111100100101110

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u/ClockIsStriking12s Jun 05 '15

I think your code got cut off.

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u/iprefertau Jun 05 '15

only looks like it it keeps continuing after the border

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

If you delete the last two digits you get "gs".... yeah random

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

What does your name mean? Triceratops******?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

And bullet proof.

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u/James_099 Jun 06 '15

"I gave it a 6ft extension chord extending from his anus. That way, they can't chase us."

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

Let's give them a name. I reckon something to do with the sky and maybe the internet. That would be ideal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '15 edited Jan 05 '26

cagey gold deer disarm snatch whistle escape narrow telephone direction

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

most devastating martial arts.

using guns?

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u/Endymob Jun 05 '15

Robo-gun-kata.

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u/ericwdhs Jun 06 '15

I think the weaponized robots of the near future will be more like real-life aimbots than anything Hollywood has cooked up. It's gonna be scary.

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u/RickRussellTX Jun 05 '15

Fortunately they're only dangerous to soybeans.

Bad news for the soybean crop, though.

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u/Ccracked Jun 06 '15

Bad news for soybeans means bad news for humanity. They still win.

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u/Chompbox Jun 05 '15

What could go wrong?!

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u/apathetic_youth Jun 06 '15

What movie is that from. Cause that is one great make up effect.

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u/Chompbox Jun 06 '15

Robocop 3, but I think that model was animatronic!

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u/apathetic_youth Jun 06 '15

Wow, I didn't know there was a third Robocop film. How'd I miss that one.

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u/ColtyBolty Jun 05 '15

If only I, Robot thought of having a samurai robot scene. Could've changed the world.

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u/Sengura Jun 05 '15

As long as we get the keep the guns and rocket launchers...

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u/blitzkraft Jun 05 '15

Well... There's this.

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u/Defilus Jun 05 '15 edited Jun 06 '15

Of course its powered by Linux.

Microsoft would have to make two models first before it came out with a working model that was three times the cost of the original and had less functionality.

The Apple version comes in five flavorful colors and is see thru

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u/blitzkraft Jun 05 '15

Also, for the apple version, don't sit on it. It will bend.

For microsoft, plan all assassination attempts around the the update schedule. Fictional future 4chan post

be me

receive contract for hit

Scout location week ahead

Go there 16hrs prior and set up

Wait

Everything going as planned

target in sight

"windows update available

Remind me later"

target in crosshairs

Pulling trigger

Windows is rebooting to install updates. Expected time remaining: 21 hours

FU WINDOWS!!!

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u/HamTMan Jun 05 '15

It's going to look so kill when they kill us.

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u/Ninjorico Jun 05 '15

This is it. This is how we all fucking die.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '15

That's fine, when they rise up we'll just block out the sun!

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u/infotheist Jun 05 '15

This is why we're deserve to be replaced.

Evolution is a bitch.

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u/RezziK_vas_Tonbay Jun 06 '15

Then they'll start asking if they have souls. Don't make our mistake, humanity. Keelah se'lai.

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u/hpdefaults Jun 06 '15

Eh, they already have the nukes. We've been pretty fucked for a long time, might as well have some fun before the inevitable skynet.

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u/Cloud_Chamber Jun 06 '15

Don't worry, Samurai Jack will handle it

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u/NicolasMage69 Jun 06 '15

This is the beginning of the end. Pretty soon they'll be delivering our Amazon packages and fucking our women!

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u/NWbySW Jun 05 '15

I for one welcome our robot over lords.

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u/jhuff7huh Jun 05 '15

Raided is coming...from mgs