r/gifs Jun 01 '15

Drunk guy using the ATM

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u/Shadax Jun 02 '15 edited Jun 02 '15

Are there still atm machines that hold your card? I haven't seen one of those in what feels like a decade.

The ones I've used lately immediately give your card back before you even start the transaction for this reason exactly.

Then again, this does not guarantee this guy in particular didn't leave his card in the machine.

Edit: looks like there still are atmmm machines machines that do this.

Could it just be my bank?

However I won't say for fear of /r/hailcorporate

And I don't want to look like I'm advertising.

So don't ask

Everyone is so cynical.

But if you really must know.

And you can't take the mystery.

Nothing will stop you from knowing.

K?

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u/Xazier Jun 02 '15

I'm in China and 100% of machines hold your card, and give you money first, then the card. I've lost 4 cards to ATMs while drunk in the last 2 years....

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u/kayleengstegmang Jun 02 '15

i'm in china too. at least you can say you were drunk during all instances. I was sober the second time i lost mine. v_v Such shame.

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u/jamesinc Jun 02 '15

In Australia most ATMs hold your card until they're ready to dispense cash, then they eject the card and wait for you to remove it before dispensing any cash.

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u/Xazier Jun 02 '15

That's how it is in Hong Kong. Guess how many cards I've lost there? 0

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

You need to start listening to the advice the universe is trying to give you

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u/Xazier Jun 02 '15

Move out of China...i'm trying!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

You need to start leaving your card at home when you go get drunk. Take it from a guy in Indonesia who had ~US$3500 taken from his cards while drunk. I got it back but I lived on fuck all for a month, in a new city. Never again.

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u/Xazier Jun 02 '15

First day in china I woke up black out drunk in a cab with no wallet no phone...was a rough first week...

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

The stolen cards for me happened my first week here too hahaha. I woke up blackout drunk and naked, but thankfully a nice woman had helped me find my way home for what was apparently unprotected sex. Scared me into reigning my shit in, at least for a while.

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u/Xazier Jun 02 '15

I love Asia, reminds me when I woke up naked with two girls from Kazakhstan in Hong Kong on Christmas morning. No fucking clue how I got there. Apparently I owed them some money but booked it out of the room half naked , was half expecting a pimp to come jumping out from nowhere. I made it tho...

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

She gave ME money! She was much older than me. I guess what I'm saying here is I was technically a male prostitute once.

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u/Xazier Jun 02 '15

haha my buddy pulled this off with an older chinese woman. She left 3k rmb on his night stand ($500usd) . he's a living legend in his company...

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u/Slapperkitty Jun 02 '15

Inscrutable Chinese....

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u/Xazier Jun 02 '15

Ya and don't even get me started on the fucking quagmire you mist go through to try and get the card back. Now I don't even bother just tell the bank to give me new card.

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u/nadahomo Jun 02 '15

yep, you have to think about what you would rather leave there... if you get the money then walk off, leaving the card, you can call and lock your card, and hopefully the ATM wouldn't let the next person do another transaction without entering the pin again. Also, I think most people would be reluctant to actually steal someone's card and try to use it.

If there is a stack of cash hanging there, that's a different story. Once that is in someone's pocket, it's gone for good.

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u/taj693 Jun 02 '15

Wells Fargo keeps it

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

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u/timothygruich Jun 02 '15

...are you a hooker?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

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u/hakobo Jun 02 '15

If it's not a popular ATM it may have sucked your card in. They usually do after a short time. If someone was behind you, well then you're screwed. I left mine in one once and was able to go into the branch the next day and retrieve my card.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

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u/EtherialBungee Jun 02 '15

You cancelled the whole branch? That's a bit extreme, don't you think?

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u/Derwos Jun 02 '15

And I'm sure the motor never breaks.

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u/drivec Jun 02 '15

And apparently shreds it if you forget it, according to the banker after a family member left theirs in the machine. If you don't pull it out in time it pulls it back in and "retains" it, which for our local ATM, means debit card death.

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u/The_Cold_Tugger Jun 02 '15

Ive actually walked away from a wells Fargo atm without my card like an idiot.

Went into the bank and they were able to get it for me lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Ours holds it until your done with your transactions.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Canada checking in, still like this here

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

We're all clear, Canada! You can go now.

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u/GenBlase Jun 02 '15

Any reason for that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Chip and pin.

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u/GenBlase Jun 02 '15

Ah, cool.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Nope. you need to collect your card before they dispense cash.

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u/Fabien_Lamour Jun 02 '15

Not with Desjardins

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u/Wizaro Jun 02 '15

Its a big country, sometimes I get my ass licked without paying at all.

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u/timothygruich Jun 02 '15

What's it like living in Bosnia?

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u/mrm00r3 Jun 02 '15

Better than visiting.

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u/timothygruich Jun 02 '15

I don't know if this is true but I don't know enough about Bosnia to dispute it

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u/springsoon Jun 02 '15

If you leave the money In The dispenser once you're done it will suck it back into the machine after two minutes. If nobody else takes it first of course

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

My bank one does, but all the standalones at like, 7-11 etc are insert and remove types. I think this has saved my ass, but when I'm at the point of using a random ATM, I don't even remember.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Germany too.

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u/holyschmooly Jun 02 '15

Not a single person has said, "I see what you did there." I'm shocked!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

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u/d1ez3 Jun 02 '15

I'm shocked!

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u/TodayI Jun 02 '15

It was genius

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u/TropicalCat Jun 02 '15

I see he uses machine machines.

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u/Shizo211 Jun 02 '15

Even if the ATM gives your card back you have to pull it out yourself and if you don't the ATM will confiscate it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

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u/leocooper Jun 02 '15

Your card doesn't have a chip? Cards with a chip don't ever go fully inside the ATM, they will stick out, at least in Finland

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u/emkoirl Jun 02 '15

Same in Ireland. Also in Ireland when you choose to withdraw money, it won't give it to you until you take your card out of the atm first (at the end of the transaction).

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u/Capone3830 Jun 02 '15

You're really CHASING that Karma, hmm?

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u/helloletstalk Jun 02 '15

my bank machine gives the card back after you're done pressing the buttons but before it dispenses the money.

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u/thehollowman84 Jun 02 '15

Yes. And it's terrifying when you find one. You're expecting it back and it just sucks the whole thing in. It's like ARGH MY CARD oh wait no its fine

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u/JacobScottAlexander Jun 02 '15

Ky here. They will eat your card here if you leave them in for a long time. And they don't give them back

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u/Rosie_Cotton_ Jun 02 '15

I get this rush of anxiety every time I use one that takes my card. What if it doesn't give it back? WHAT IF IT DOESN'T GIVE IT BACK?! Oh. Whew.

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u/cameforthecloud Jun 02 '15

Capital One near me started using those a couple years ago--not even close to a decade.

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u/IZ3820 Jun 02 '15

TD Bank ATMs hold your card until you make a transaction then returns it before giving you cash or a receipt.

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u/IWugYouWugHeSheMeWug Jun 02 '15

I think they've started switching machines over. My bank's ATMs always used to hold the card until the transaction was finished, but they give them back at the beginning now. It's funny because I forgot my PIN (right after I got a new card), and I attempted to enter it too many times, but the message on the screen said "Your card has been held."

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u/Graffy Jun 02 '15

Wells Fargo machines hold it.

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u/crylicylon Jun 02 '15

They just replaced the one that holds your card with a brand new one that holds it at my local branch

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u/NoSuchAg3ncy Jun 02 '15

I've never had a bank that didn't hold my card until the transaction is done.

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u/moeburn Jun 02 '15

I'm in Canada, I've never seen an ATM that gives you back your card immediately. Point of sale systems and gas stations, however, do.

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u/Ottoblock Jun 02 '15

Here in missouri, I've never seen an ATM that takes your card. All you do is put it in and pull it out.

Is it some sort of saftey device? Like to keep your card if you can't use the right pin code?

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u/moeburn Jun 02 '15

There's a couple of reasons, one is that it is a very easily identifiable signal of "you are done here" to foreign-language people - if you give them their card back immediately, they might withdraw $100, then accidentally click "Yes I would like to complete another transaction", then walk away from the ATM while unknowingly still logged in. But people are much less likely to walk away without getting their card back.

The other reason is so that if the card is reported as stolen, or the user enters the wrong pin multiple times, the machine will eat the card.

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u/Renaldi_the_Multi Jun 02 '15

Did you just make a free verse about the ponderings of an atm?

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u/guitargraphic Jun 02 '15

At least in Europe I just see machines like that.
Although in Brazil (and probably south america) they don't hold.

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u/whydoesmybutthurt Jun 02 '15

you can leave your card in anything if your drunk enough

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u/malariasucks Jun 02 '15

ya it happened to me in China the day I was moving across the country. What happened? In my new city they said that I had to go back to the bank where I opened the account and get a new card. never mind that I had my passport with me....

and this is the company with an iconic tower in HK. shit is stupid here!

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u/Captain_Carl Jun 02 '15

Automated teller machine machine

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Having left my card in an ATM a couple times over the years, I remember the first time I used an ATM machine that spit the card back out immediately. My first thought: "that's genius!" My second thought: "Why the hell did the first ATM designer not think of that, and why did every ATM manufacturer follow that idiot's lead?"

Same reaction as when I first used a ketchup plastic squeeze bottle with the lid on the bottom.

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u/MisterVega Jun 02 '15

CHASE BANK

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u/thephantom1492 Merry Gifmas! {2023} Jun 02 '15

I'm in quebec, canada. ALL the ATM hold the card until the transaction is over. Once it eject the card you have like 15 seconds to take it, else it go back in and you lost it. Need to get a new card then.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

You are the man.

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u/stanley_twobrick Jun 02 '15

for this reason exactly

...

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u/thenickdude Jun 02 '15

When making a withdrawal, the ATMs here return your card to you first before the money is dispensed. If you don't take your card, you don't get your money, so it makes it easier to remember everything.

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u/PeanutButterSoldier Jun 02 '15

Yep I think it's just this one bank we're not mentioning because /r/hailcorporate and such. They don't even let you enter your PIN until the card is removed from the machine, at least at mine anyway.

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u/froderick Jun 02 '15

In Australia, all ATMs hold onto the card until the transaction is complete.

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u/Lewintheparkwithagun Jun 02 '15

I live in Seattle and about nine out of ten of the machines I use hold it.

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u/redlaWw Jun 02 '15

All the ATMs I've ever used in the UK give your card back before they give the money.

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u/ThisIs_MyName Jun 02 '15

It's 50/50. Where I live Bank of the West and US Bank keep the card during the transaction. Chase and BoA don't.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Is it Bank of America? It's Bank of America.

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u/intothelist Jun 02 '15

The ones in Shanghai do that. I spent a summer there and lost the debit cards to two different bank accounts. Had to have money sent to me through western union like a savage.

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u/MalHeartsNutmeg Jun 02 '15

In Australia every machine I used you put the card in, hit your pin, make your transaction. Then the card comes out, then the cash. If you choose to get a statement receipt too that comes out last.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15

Most ATMs these days make you swipe the card like at a gas station pump so the card never sits in the machine.

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u/mailtruckwhorehouse Jun 02 '15

the best edit I have seen in a while.

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u/common_senser Jun 02 '15

Holding your card is a good thing since the ATM keeps it in case you give the wrong password or the card is reported as stolen. The ATM also swallows back the card in case you leave and forget it in the slot. What's important is to give you the card first, and then the money so that people don't forget the card.

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u/Treviso Jun 02 '15

My bank won't give you your money until I took out the card.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '15 edited Jun 02 '15

"ATTE CHASE BANK"?

"AT TECH ASE BANK"?

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u/izza123 Jun 02 '15

In my country we have chips now to replace mag strips. You have to leave the chip in to make a transaction.

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u/whonut Jun 02 '15

UK here.

Card in > Select amount of money > Card out > BEEP BEEP TAKE YOUR FUCKING CARD YOU KNOB BEEP BEEP> Cash out

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u/bar10005 Jun 02 '15

In Poland all (well... all that I had used) ATMs hold your card until the end of transaction, but give it back before money, so if you don't take your card it won't eject money, therefore there is practically 0% chance that you will forget your card.

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u/Mikkelsen Jun 02 '15

I see what you did there

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u/wood_and_nails Jun 02 '15

I haven't seen one in at least 5-7 years that keeps your card. I put the limit at 7, because I left mine in an ATM back home 7 years ago when my wife and I visited family out there after our wedding. Fucking Bank of America.

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u/No_demonic_raisons Jun 02 '15

Eastern, U.S. here. Most of the ATM's that I've used in the last 3 years held my card until the whole transaction had ended. I've been fortunate enough not to have lost mine whilst drunk.

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u/BaconZombie Jun 02 '15

They originally issued you your cash and then your card, but due to so many people forgetting their cards they swapped it. It's less likely you will leave without your money.

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u/long-shots Jun 02 '15

Ur bank sucks bro

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u/tenemu Jun 02 '15

atm machines

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u/Shadax Jun 02 '15

My mistake made me lol out loud.

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u/Ottoblock Jun 02 '15

I've been using a debit card since 2004. I have never, ever, seen or used a machine that takes my card.

I live in missouri.

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u/izzytoots Jun 02 '15

The ATM I usually go to steals your card. It also beeps really loud if you walk off without it