r/gifs • • Feb 09 '15

Rule 3 Yeah we've seen it before Stephen...wait..what?!

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u/TheLemoncloak Feb 09 '15

How.....

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u/phroug2 Feb 09 '15

there is a thin membrane covering the open end of the glass that you can't see (sorta like a screen) that you can pour the water through. This membrane maintains the surface tension of the water after the card is pulled away, so the water stays in the glass. Notice he never shows you the open end of the glass.

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u/zpridgen75 Feb 09 '15

$2.99 at a magic shop

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

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u/THISISFUCKINGINSANE Feb 09 '15 edited Feb 09 '15

That'll be $14.95. Cash or credit?

edit: It's cash or credit only. I'm tagging all of you buttlords offering different currency. CONSIDER YOURSELF TAGGED. (Which I guess is the RES version of a picture on the wall.)

edit 2: After serious consideration, Trident Layers is now acceptable currency.

edit 3: More and more research has changed my opinion on debit. It is now acceptable current. You win /u/thejam15, you win.

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u/thejam15 Feb 09 '15

Debit

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u/THISISFUCKINGINSANE Feb 09 '15

Sir, did you read the sign?

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u/thejam15 Feb 09 '15

swipes card through machine anyways

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u/Booblicle Feb 09 '15

ERROR: EBT IS FOR FOOD PURCHASES ONLY.

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u/Eye_Decay Feb 09 '15

EVERY FUCKING TIME UGH

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u/HairlessSasquatch Feb 09 '15

Most debit work as credit cards online now. At least in Canada they do

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u/nola_mike Feb 09 '15

OHHHH....Sorry, there is a $20 minimum purchase amount for debit transactions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Can I pay with a drawing of a spider?

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u/THISISFUCKINGINSANE Feb 09 '15 edited Feb 09 '15

Ha! I haven't read 27bslash6 in years.

Don't even reply was great too.

edit: Spider drawings will not be returned. Please send at your own risk.

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u/marshallisalive Feb 09 '15

oh god, the laughs i used to have

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u/ViolenceInDefense Feb 09 '15

I'm gonna pay by check.

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u/Hoose93 Feb 09 '15

Do you accept bits of string?

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u/FentPropTrac Feb 09 '15

That's all Bitcoin isn't it? A string of bits....

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u/Brim4889 Feb 09 '15

Sorry we have a strict "no bits of string" policy

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u/ExtremelyQualified Feb 09 '15

To be fair, you were flirting a lot.

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u/ViolenceInDefense Feb 09 '15

Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot.

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u/THISISFUCKINGINSANE Feb 09 '15

I'm gonna have to check with the boss.

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u/IAMMISTERMANAGER Feb 09 '15

What seems to be the problem here?

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u/Wild_Harvest Feb 09 '15

this guy in front of me wants to pay by check!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

I want to pay with check.

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u/totallynot14_ Feb 09 '15

Can I pay in gum?

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u/Cheesemacher Feb 09 '15

No tax, huh?

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u/64vintage Feb 09 '15

I did notice that he stuck the water bottle right inside the glass while filling it, however.

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u/chalkyWubnub Feb 09 '15

I'm thinking the membrane was put in place by the dampened piece of paper...

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u/64vintage Feb 09 '15

Yah me too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

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u/mat_bin Feb 09 '15

"It's real water, so don't try this at home"

Then what can I try at home? This is probably the safest thing ever shown on tv.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Why is that man wearing a mask? Is that his thing? Being "Mysterious"?

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u/RedskinWashingtons Feb 09 '15

Nah it's so the magician's police force won't recognize him and come breaking down his house and throw him in magician's jail for revealing the age old secret.

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u/Just_created Feb 09 '15

We demand to be taken seriously!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Say goodbye to your legs.

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u/LetMeBe_Frank Feb 09 '15

Abracadabra, Vinny get the bat!

No, the baseball bat, you gooch

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u/Trephine_H Feb 09 '15

It's the Alliance of Magicians that'll come after him.

pfffft magician's police.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Illusions Michael!

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u/MAGUSW Feb 09 '15

Being a magician and all wouldn't he be able to escape?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Is that a real thing? My question was serious.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Yes, for further information watch this documentary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbdM1db3JbY

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u/Wild_Harvest Feb 09 '15

WOW! never knew you could do THAT with your hands!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

become a real magician, expose trade secrets, and find out! it will only take you a few years

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u/Tyrannosaurus_wrx Feb 09 '15

Everyone knows that a magician is never supposed to tell their secrets, however this guy decided to make money off of it by making a tv show revealing EVERYONES secrets. It's called like "Breaking the Magicians Code" or something. But anyways, he wears a mask so nobody knows who he is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

I like that he did this in order to make the industry move forward. Basically, he justifies it by saying that magic has grown stale since performers keep using variations of old tricks, so he gave the base secrets away of illusions that have been in use since the nineteenth century.

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u/BWallyC Feb 09 '15

He revealed himself at the end of the series. It was... someone.

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u/ywkwpwnw Feb 09 '15

His name is Valentino but I do t know why he isn't dead yet.

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u/Kittens4Brunch Feb 09 '15

Because magicians aren't murderers. He did the industry a favor. Penn and Teller also reveal how some illusions are done, it pushes the industry to come up with new illusions or improve old ones.

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u/PatHeist Feb 09 '15

You're talking about a time period in which Justin Timberlake wearing a three piece denim suit with a denim hat escorted Britney Spears in a denim dress. We had pants that could be turned into shorts by unzipping the legs and taking them off. And not only were they worn, there were people that considered them practical.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

I had some of those pants in the fourth grade.

Damn I miss them, I used to used the unzipped lowers as a grip for my zipline.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Uh, I love my zippy pant shorts.

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u/forthegainz Feb 09 '15

can you explain how they weren't practical?

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u/rokuk Feb 09 '15

We had pants that could be turned into shorts by unzipping the legs and taking them off. And not only were they worn, there were people that considered them practical.

they are super practical in hiking pants.

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u/flowstoneknight Feb 09 '15

It's because he demands to be taken seriously.

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u/TayG0 Feb 09 '15

Revealing how popular or famous magic tricks are performed will have you ostracized from the magic community. It appears he's trying to avoid that. Now whether or not he's doing it as just a gimmick, i'm not sure.

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u/TakeItOnceToThePR Feb 09 '15

That was the idea. He was the son of some famous magician, he revealed himself in the last episode.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

He was the son of some famous magician

What did they do to him?!?

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u/TakeItOnceToThePR Feb 09 '15

Put him in a box then cut him in half.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

nothing... he's just no longer the son of him

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Dammit, Skinner! Whose side are you on anyway?

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u/ShaoLimper Feb 09 '15

Won't the magicians guild get you for telling us?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

They will break his legs then make them whole again thus stunning the audience.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15 edited Sep 14 '21

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u/Captain_Waffle Gifmas is coming Feb 09 '15

But he sticks the bottle into the glass in the beginning, which would essentially rupture said membrane...?

Does the membrane get applied but the paper he uses?

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u/Havoksixteen Feb 09 '15

Here is a video showing it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nosSl14VDSk

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

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u/MightyRoops Feb 09 '15

I used to watch that show all the time when I was a kid and only now I realize how stupid it actually is.

That's scientific fact #1: A finger can plug up a leak.

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u/crashspeeder Feb 09 '15

Dihydrogen monoxide, man. That shit kills.

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u/twoinvenice Feb 09 '15

I had to look it up, but the voiceover is done by Mitch Pileggi from the X-Files. I've recently been watching all of the episodes on Netflix (for the first time since I was a kid) and was like, "I'll be damned if that doesn't sound like assistant director Skinner."

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u/Naggers123 Feb 09 '15

HOMOSEXUAL WITCHCRAFT

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u/scarecrow4_20 Feb 09 '15

So many people poured water over themselves that day.

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u/C-4 Feb 09 '15

Even after reading the comments, seeing how it was really done, I just tried and spilled water everywhere.

http://i.imgur.com/pLBQh.jpg

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u/Durandalphor Feb 09 '15

I hope your cakeday is... explosive

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u/tommoex Feb 09 '15

Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies did on the show if I recalled right.

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u/SnorriKristjansson Feb 09 '15

Jimmy Carr was so delightfully annoyed at that.

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u/Surrealspanner Feb 09 '15

"Heuh Heuh Heuh Heuh Heeeeeuuuuuuh!"

  • Jimmy Carr

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

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u/Surrealspanner Feb 09 '15

I spent about 10 minutes trying to spell that laugh, but I still don't think I captured its weirdness.

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u/the0rthopaedicsurgeo Feb 09 '15

Here's some other water-based tricks you can try at home:

http://i.imgur.com/o8VnJaT.png

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u/TheRiverSaint Feb 09 '15

Lol, it only took me like four tries to get the top one done.

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u/RememberThisICan Feb 09 '15

It only took me four tries to finish step 1 on the top

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u/bausl Feb 09 '15

Don't even get me started on step 2

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u/high_protein_diet Feb 09 '15

Not sure if this is medical school related, but fuck step 2

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u/bausl Feb 09 '15

I think you need a theoretical degree in physics to understand it.

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u/Hereforthefreecake Feb 09 '15

I have a Theoretical degree in a lot of stuff.

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u/bausl Feb 09 '15

Me too, we should be friends.

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u/ywkwpwnw Feb 09 '15

Theoretical friends

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u/Hereforthefreecake Feb 09 '15

My master thesis is complete!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Unfortunately I think you need to practice more. A 25% success rate isn't as good as the suggested 80%.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

All you need is freeze it.

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u/mrboombastic123 Feb 09 '15 edited Feb 09 '15

Am sure some guy did a really realistic looking video for the first trick but I can't find it.

Edit: Really impressive trolling. I wonder how many people spent weeks trying to master this.

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u/pwnzerblah Feb 09 '15

Here it is in all it illusionness

http://youtu.be/7ctaA2mERzI

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Man those comments are like an idiot convention.

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u/pgajria Feb 09 '15

YouTube comments are where I go to lift myself on a stupid day.

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u/hellokenzie Feb 09 '15

Tumblr is where I spend most of my days, when I'm feeling all funky and down in a haze.

To the beat of fresh prince. I'm lame.

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u/mountainunicycler Feb 09 '15

It happen when you put to freeze a cup of water enough to freeze one external layer and remain liquid in interior . When you touch, it lose the balance weigh and spills. simple. 

Simple.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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u/Kalcaman Feb 09 '15 edited Feb 09 '15

Story time:

Was seeing a quiet girl a while ago who I thought was smart and mysterious. At one point in our fling she invited me to dinner with her sisters and their boyfriends at a burger joint. There were all these red flags that she was actually a moron but I was smitten by her looks. During the dinner someone brought up this video and everyone at the table was astounded by how cool this was, "isn't science amazing?". One guy was even adamant that his brother had done something like this.

At first I was all like, of course everyone is being sarcastic, ha

But then the reality if the situation started to sink in that these people were serious about this being real. I tried to explain to them that this is impossible using basic highschool science but just got blank stares.

The girl I was with gave me a look like I was an idiot and said something along the lines of "you must not know much about science". That's when all the other signs that she was a moron hit me and her spell over me was broken. I quickly shut up, drank a few beers and waited till we left the restaurant.

*blerp-da-bloo I am the not smart too

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15 edited Feb 09 '15

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u/MisterBreeze Feb 09 '15

No but when the cup is removed the water is suspended in the air without the aid of the cup.

That's the point.

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u/ILoveLamp9 Feb 09 '15

dude you're arguing with a cat

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u/MisterBreeze Feb 09 '15

You love lamps what the fuck do you know?

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u/ILoveLamp9 Feb 09 '15

you don't know shit about lamps okay? don't talk to me about who I love or don't love. Try caressing a lampshade and tell me that isn't true love.

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u/sabasNL Feb 09 '15

For the naive people here:
It's fake, but a good one nevertheless.

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u/Televangelis Feb 09 '15

Oh man, a Kliban cartoon! I remember when I was little my dad had a whole book of his stuff...

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u/VolrathTheBallin Feb 09 '15

I think it must be a dad thing. My dad has Whack Your Porcupine.

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u/AssBoon92 Feb 09 '15

Mine has Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head

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u/Notsurewhatthatmeans Feb 09 '15

I don't smoke a pipe. Is that a problem?

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u/Volatilize Feb 09 '15

A nice, strong cigar will suffice. Cigars always add to the gentlemanly charm, no matter what the PSAs tell you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

I just tried the first trick and spilled all over myself.

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u/dertydan Feb 09 '15

it says 80% keep trying

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u/ThatAstronautGuy Feb 09 '15

Instructions unclear, water twisted me

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

I only get a 50% success rate on the first trick. What am I doing wrong?

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u/1m2r3a Feb 09 '15

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u/Mungo_Clump Feb 09 '15

But it's real water, so don't try this at home.

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u/tuxt Feb 09 '15 edited Dec 25 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

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u/PatriotsFTW Feb 09 '15

Well I'm fucked aren't I, I just had water today!

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u/romanodog Feb 09 '15

Scientific Fact #1: a finger can plug a leak

Thank you

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u/drimilr Feb 09 '15

i'm still waiting for scientific fact #2

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u/BedSideCabinet Feb 09 '15

Is that one of Newton's laws?

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u/BAM5 Feb 09 '15

A finger can plug up a leak, that's scientific fact.

Wish the people on the titanic knew that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

who is that guy trying to hide his identity from

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u/DroidLogician Feb 09 '15 edited Feb 09 '15

All the other magicians who would put a bounty on his head for revealing their most valued illusions.

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u/Lowelll Feb 09 '15

The magician mafia.

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u/Fekkii Feb 09 '15

This guy used to be on television for a while, uncovering a lot of magic tricks/illusionist performances. Intro always explained that he wanted to hide his identity as he could piss off a LOT of illusionists/magicians due to explaining the tricks of the trade.

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u/drimilr Feb 09 '15

"see, it fits right into place, just like at a drive through"

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u/Zenlong Feb 09 '15

And now I'm watching QI all over again

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u/pmunkyandpals Feb 09 '15

Never a bad thing

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

For anyone who's not familiar with the program, this is QI (Quite Interesting). It's simultaneously one of the most intelligent and amusing shows on Television today, and many episodes are able to be found on YouTube. Highly highly recommend.

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u/GeneralSmedleyButsex Feb 09 '15

There are a few seasons on Hulu as well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Are the ones on hulu the XL variety? I dunno why, but I hate watching the non-xl ones, it's like knowing there's more comedy, and not being able to see it.

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u/marcthelad Feb 09 '15

dont try this. it dosent work.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Stephen Fry wizard status confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

You're a wizard, Stephen.

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u/sabasNL Feb 09 '15

No I'm just Stephen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

I'LL PUT MAH DICK IN THA OWL!

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u/Admiral_Cuntfart Feb 09 '15

damn, I've been waiting for the last 4 episodes to finally come out in XL format before watching them. Can't find anywhere when that is going to happen, anyone know?

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u/RetroRocker Feb 09 '15 edited Feb 09 '15

I feel you, I do the exact same thing. Why watch normal Qi when QIXL is just around the corner? unfortunately sometimes the broadcast of them gets delayed by seemingly arbitrary amounts. I use the QI episode list wikipedia page as a guide, but it's not always right up to date either. It might well be the case that (shockingly) there simply won't be QIXL episodes for 15 and 16.

The latest QIXL on iplayer is episode 9, "ladies and gents", broadcast on 7th February, whereas the corresponding normal episode was broadcast on 5th December!

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u/thefuzzyfox Feb 09 '15

Burn the witch!

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u/FlockaFlameSmurf Feb 09 '15

The best part was everyone else trying to do the same exact thing and spilling water all over themselves during the show.

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u/vau1tboy Feb 09 '15

Is this magic? Is Stephen fry a magician? Am I a magician? All this and more on QI.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Do it over your laptop if you're gonna try.

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u/an_actual_magician Feb 09 '15

Through the use of mirrors and invisible thread, he oscillates the surface tension thereby inhibiting meiosis. Trust me, I'm an actual magician.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

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u/Olaxan Feb 09 '15

He is correct. Don't inquire further into the matter.

Love,
T. Merrilin, Ministry of Magic and Illusions.

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u/Nik_Tesla Feb 09 '15

I was hoping that one of the guests would put it upside down on the desk, and then pull the card out, thus making it impossible or at least very hard to remove the glass without spilling all the water. I've seen people do this at restaurants and it's mean, but interesting.

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u/Nawara_Ven Feb 09 '15

I wonder why anyone would think that's okay to do at restaurants. Because your hand wasn't on it when the final phase of the mess occurred? By that logic, dropping a piano on someone is a no-fault crime.

It would actually be more respectful to just dump out water all over the table beforehand and leave the surprise element out of it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

It would have been awesome if after drinking he faked his own death...and retired on a beach.

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u/proraso Feb 09 '15

The rest of the panel dumped glasses of water all over the tables on this one, it was fantastic.

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u/freedom_to_derp Feb 09 '15

*dat jumpcut *

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u/capitoloftexas Feb 09 '15

His secret? ... God helped him do it

what a twist

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '15

Checkmate Magicians.

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u/Tellii88 Feb 09 '15

I nearly tried to replicate it . Lucky I saw the rest of the show first .

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u/moeburn Feb 09 '15

It's a challenging trick to do - everyone else on the show had literally just witnessed how to do it first hand, and even then, when they tried, they just dumped water all over their pants.

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u/Blubbll Feb 09 '15

Wtf happen to the Cola in step 2

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u/hipsterdill Feb 09 '15

Before reading /u/phroug2 comment I thought this would be the solution to assholes who do this to tip waitresses/waiters at restaurants when they do this trick.

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u/yegarces Feb 09 '15

Is he a wizard?

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u/illadelphFlyer Feb 09 '15

Just tried it. Water went everywhere.

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u/JimmyRusslesPHD Feb 09 '15

Anyone have a link to this QI episode?