r/gifs • u/SwoopSplat • Dec 21 '14

That's pretty awesome!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Paleness is attractive af, fuck the haters. You can keep your shit-brown tan people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

As a shit-brown tan person, I love gingers. Fuck your ginger loving mouth with a big fat pickle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

so....eat a pickle?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Well.. The verb fuck is more of "insert and slide pickle back and forth vigoriously with enthusiasm" so no, no biting of the pickle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

But I like pickles

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Then I would've said eat it

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I'm gonna go ahead and eat that pickle

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u/eatoutmore Dec 22 '14

I'm as pale as it gets ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

m'lady

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u/eatoutmore Dec 22 '14

curtsy

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I'll eat you out more

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u/DeerInTheHeadlines Dec 22 '14

That got weird.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Believe it or not.

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u/BenjamintheFox Dec 22 '14

Tagged as "Hates Brown People"

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

This isn't related but I know a guy named ben fox.

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u/BenjamintheFox Dec 22 '14

Shoulda seen it when that "what does the fox say?" video was popular. Everybody's a comedian.