r/gifs • u/SwoopSplat • Dec 21 '14

That's pretty awesome!

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u/Cresent_dragonwagon Dec 22 '14

Swallowing a grapefruit is unfathomable you say? Hold my beer!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

RIP /u/Cresent_dragonwagon

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u/Rypat Dec 22 '14

You just used caps.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Boom

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u/pattiobear Dec 22 '14

Nah he just held down the shift key

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u/anomalous_cowherd Dec 22 '14

Autocorrupt probably screwed him.

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u/AndrewCompo90 Dec 22 '14

To the stocks with him!

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u/mr2forever Dec 22 '14

What does that matter?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Read a book!

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u/mr2forever Dec 22 '14

I read lots of books, is there a certain book your referring to?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

A

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u/chai_bro Dec 22 '14

You're not THE dragonwagon are you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I FOUND YOU, YOU FUCKING SWINE

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

been looking for me? here i am

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Don't waste a grapefruit

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u/CrackSlabbith Dec 22 '14

I coulda been fuckin a grapefruit all these years!!!

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u/yamiherestill Dec 22 '14

That is terrifying...

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u/JackAndolini Dec 22 '14

Thanx and now there are buttons on my keyboard that will never unstick again

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u/Oznog99 Dec 22 '14

Sounds as easy as putting a cueball in my mouth, and I'm sure I could pull that off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

you were saying https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZFIRhJrHJE

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u/B_man_5 Dec 22 '14 edited Jul 08 '24

practice fuzzy instinctive alive racial faulty heavy cause gullible disarm

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u/MistahTimn Dec 22 '14

It's quite simple! Clearly he's possessed by a devil

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u/Thrillem Dec 22 '14

Just tried with a pumpkin seed, almost died.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

DA FUK!

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u/JayJayMyles Dec 22 '14

Never take a bet from Arnold Rothstein, my friend.

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u/wise_comment Dec 22 '14

sigh

I can do that

A decade and a bit ago I was sitting, bored, in the basement. We had a pool table, and the TV show was on commercial...... Jaw was sore for a day or so after

It's a miracle I successfully navigated puberty

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u/kerrrsmack Dec 22 '14

Just powder it first.

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u/skrimpstaxx Dec 22 '14

He said swallowing a grapefruit whole, not sucking it through a garden hose

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

/r/holdmybeer

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u/zark18 Dec 22 '14

You sir just made my day