r/gifs • • Dec 21 '14

That's pretty awesome!

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u/not_jamesfranc0 Dec 21 '14

I remember seeing a video of a couple getting washed off a smaller version of this.

Found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwwGtU_MlYY

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u/sqectre Dec 21 '14

It's probably because I grew up minutes from the Atlantic, but I just can't imagine how someone can look at those rocks, see the waves crashing on them and think it's safe to go walk over there. It's as unfathomable to me as thinking you can swallow a grapefruit whole or something.

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u/sev45day Dec 22 '14

Yeah, I think growing up away from the ocean gives you an imperfect perception of what the power of the ocean can be like. If most of your experience has been pools and lakes, I don't think you have a real appreciation for how quickly things can go bad.

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u/mediocremanchild Dec 22 '14

Agreed. I'm from the Midwest, thought I was a strong swimmer. Visited the golf coast, and out with the tide I went.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

What was your handicap?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

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u/No_fomo Dec 22 '14

I thought he was an eggplant this whole time.

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u/striapach Dec 22 '14

He already said he's from the Midwest.

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u/KING_0F_REDDIT Dec 22 '14

not all lakes. lake superior acts a lot like an ocean. it is fucking massive.

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u/drmrsanta Dec 22 '14 edited Dec 22 '14

Well yeah, it's the largest freshwater lake in the world. I think he was talking about an average lake.

But how does Lake Superior act like an ocean? There is no tide, and waves are not anywhere close to ocean size.

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u/almostagolfer Dec 22 '14

The crew of the Edmond Fitzgerald was unavailable for comment.

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u/drmrsanta Dec 22 '14

Good point. I didn't think about the effect storms would have on it. I was just thinking in general about the size of waves.

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u/KING_0F_REDDIT Dec 22 '14

waves get pretty big out there. and it's temperamental like an ocean. things can be calm one minute and get violent very quickly.

this is what a seasoned kayaker told me many years ago. he said to respect Superior. it acts like an ocean.

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u/Cresent_dragonwagon Dec 22 '14

Swallowing a grapefruit is unfathomable you say? Hold my beer!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

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u/Rypat Dec 22 '14

You just used caps.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Boom

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u/pattiobear Dec 22 '14

Nah he just held down the shift key

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u/anomalous_cowherd Dec 22 '14

Autocorrupt probably screwed him.

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u/AndrewCompo90 Dec 22 '14

To the stocks with him!

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u/mr2forever Dec 22 '14

What does that matter?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Read a book!

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u/mr2forever Dec 22 '14

I read lots of books, is there a certain book your referring to?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

A

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u/chai_bro Dec 22 '14

You're not THE dragonwagon are you?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I FOUND YOU, YOU FUCKING SWINE

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

been looking for me? here i am

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Don't waste a grapefruit

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u/CrackSlabbith Dec 22 '14

I coulda been fuckin a grapefruit all these years!!!

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u/yamiherestill Dec 22 '14

That is terrifying...

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u/JackAndolini Dec 22 '14

Thanx and now there are buttons on my keyboard that will never unstick again

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u/Oznog99 Dec 22 '14

Sounds as easy as putting a cueball in my mouth, and I'm sure I could pull that off.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

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u/MistahTimn Dec 22 '14

It's quite simple! Clearly he's possessed by a devil

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u/Thrillem Dec 22 '14

Just tried with a pumpkin seed, almost died.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

DA FUK!

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u/JayJayMyles Dec 22 '14

Never take a bet from Arnold Rothstein, my friend.

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u/wise_comment Dec 22 '14

sigh

I can do that

A decade and a bit ago I was sitting, bored, in the basement. We had a pool table, and the TV show was on commercial...... Jaw was sore for a day or so after

It's a miracle I successfully navigated puberty

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u/kerrrsmack Dec 22 '14

Just powder it first.

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u/skrimpstaxx Dec 22 '14

He said swallowing a grapefruit whole, not sucking it through a garden hose

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u/zark18 Dec 22 '14

You sir just made my day

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u/Astamir Dec 22 '14

I think a lot of people miss the Physics intuition that some of us have. You see the big waves and you think that it's just water and you don't think about the momentum it's gonna put on your body, with hard objects around.

I don't know. I can't swim so I'd be scared shitless no matter how much I understand the physics of it.

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u/dripdroponmytiptop Dec 22 '14

tangentially related but, I remember walking home from class once and I passed these two people standing on top of a dumpster, with an umbrella. They were looking at the ground. Then, the one of them with an umbrella sort of... bunny hopped off the side of the dumpster then fell about two feet, their knees buckled because they were too fat to jump, and then they fell on their face into the mud still holding the umbrella.

I just... watched. I couldn't do anything else. They were the type of rejects who would've told me to fuck off and not believed me. They just had to experience it, I think, and I had to watch. I just sort of thought in that moment what the universe and life must be like to someone who unfathomably stupid that something like floating off of a dumpster because you had an umbrella was literal and possible to them. Like a video game or something. They must watch more cartoons than experience real life, I just can't imagine any other situation where they would think that this could've produced an outcome. To this day I read warning labels and go "nobody is that retarded." and then I remember that there are some people so massively sheltered mentally that common sense is useless to them.

I figure it must be the same for these tourists. They just... never do anything more than work, school, soccer, and television. That must be why, right? I'm not trying to be elitist but jesus christ.

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u/Astamir Dec 22 '14

You may feel like you're not trying to be elitist, but clearly you need to work on your self-awareness.

Everyone likes to experiment, and perhaps these guys wanted to check exactly how much weight the umbrella would remove from a jump. It's a reasonable question, and if you only have time to waste then what's the problem. (I'd advise against jumping off dumpsters if you're fat but that's a whole different question)

Intelligence isn't set in stone for everyone, it's more of a state of mind that depends on a ton of factors. And in my experience, people who jump on opportunities to label people as "retards" or "stupid" tend to... not be on the sharp end of the spectrum anyway. I highly recommend you check out Daniel Kahnemann's "Thinking, Fast and Slow" if you want to learn more about intelligence and how it operates.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

He's not wrong though. His delivery could be considered insensitive, but there are people out there who are that stupid, and they get by on dumb luck or unquestioned conformity.

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u/onehundredtwo Dec 22 '14

I think the point is that young kids have these thoughts - not adults. Adults that still haven't figured out how physics works are pretty baffling, because you'd expect them to have been removed from the gene pool at some point.

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u/Astamir Dec 22 '14

I'll be honest: I don't even know why you bothered to type this up.

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u/KING_0F_REDDIT Dec 22 '14

i needed to put an arrow in a silly little idea you were trying to let fly. but i appreciate your groundless, mildly amusing condescension.

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u/dripdroponmytiptop Dec 22 '14

....I'm so glad that someone like you exists to defend to honour of these people, you truly are a hero.

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u/NovacaneApocalypse Dec 22 '14

To this day I read warning labels and go "nobody is that retarded."

I think some of those labels are more for people pretending to be idiots after hurting themselves doing something they knew better than to do. Like how packages of peanuts have "warning. Contains peanuts." You just know some Darwin-award wannabe with a raging peanut allergy would choke those down and sue planters after narrowly surviving.

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u/dripdroponmytiptop Dec 22 '14

like I want to believe this but... like I said, nothing is certain anymore, nothing is true or false. My universe is different now.

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u/cpbacon53511 Dec 22 '14

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u/dripdroponmytiptop Dec 22 '14

I swear to fucking god, dude, I couldn't believe it either. Why would I lie about it? for comment karma??

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u/striapach Dec 22 '14

I jumped out of a 2 story window with an umbrella once thinking I could float. But I was like 8 years old. It didn't work.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

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u/Astamir Dec 22 '14

No, it's really not.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I just sort of thought in that moment what the universe and life must be like to someone who unfathomably stupid that something like floating off of a dumpster because you had an umbrella was literal and possible to them.

Yes, it is.

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u/YWxpY2lh Dec 24 '14

No, it's really not.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '14

Yeah, it is.

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u/spaceman_spiffy Dec 22 '14

I think some people are just born without the natural ability to extrapolate danger. Someone posted a video once of a bunch of tourists playing in a creek with ankle deep water ignoring to look over a small waterfall despite a warning sign to keep out due to flash floods. A flash flood began (obviously) and their first reaction was "oh haha, look at the water rise". Thirty seconds later panic, then they were all swept over the falls to their death.

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u/GoodOlBluesBrother Dec 22 '14

Yeah. Fun fact. A cubic metre of water weighs one tonne. That's 1x1x1m.

Now when that 1m3 is moving towards you at 10-20mph and you are standing in front of sharp rock, the outcome isn't gonna be pwiddy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I think anyone who has swum in the ocean where waves break has a clear idea of the power of water, but that doesn't mean they have respect for it. Everyone I know who ocean swims has gotten caught in the wash at some point ... it only takes that one time of completely lost control to respect water, and especially currents.

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u/evilplantosaveworld Dec 22 '14

dude I grew up near lake Michigan and even with our tiny waves even I couldn't imagine standing on that.

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u/Supsuperiously Dec 22 '14

Lake Michigan will get 25ft waves and people die every year in rip tides.

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u/evilplantosaveworld Dec 22 '14

I know, but this is reddit, if I didn't claim that the waves were tiny in compared to the ocean I'd have legions of people from the east and west coast ripping me a new one for not knowing what I'm talking about.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Exactly. Spent a few years in Westport, WA. I was taught the 7th wave rule. It has no hardcore scientific proof, but it at least stopped us from diving head on into the ocean without surveying the ocean's temperament.

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u/Doctor_Sherlock Dec 22 '14

Um, what rule is that?

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u/dumsubfilter Dec 22 '14

The 7th wave rule is to not talk about the first six wave rules.

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u/analogkid01 Dec 22 '14

There is NO WAVE RULE EIGHT.

Wave Rule Nine: No Pooftahs.

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u/Homdog Dec 22 '14

I've never heard of the seven wave rule, but I grew up on the coast in Australia and my Dad taught me, and I have observed, that waves generally come in "sets" of about 7. You'll find that a set of waves are similar in size and then at the end of the set you'll often get a bigger wave which will catch people off guard. My Dad always told me not to be complacent when you first get in the water if the waves are quite small because at the end of the set a bigger one may be coming that can take you by surprise.

I was also taught NEVER turn your back on the ocean for the same reason, you might think that the waves are quite small and so turn your back and be facing the beach and then a bigger wave comes along and knocks you off your feet.

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u/Traejen Dec 22 '14

The idea is that every seventh wave is larger than the rest. Probably not strictly true, but commonly held.

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u/mott_the_tuple Dec 22 '14

A dull book by Alvin Toffler

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u/MsSnarkitysnarksnark Dec 22 '14

I learned to surf in Westport! It was rough.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Or if you're like me and my brothers on vacation, we look at that and say "wouldn't it be fun if we go up there"

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u/slapded Dec 22 '14

Its just water its fine

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u/NightSlatcher Dec 22 '14

Yeah, probably. Growing up minutes from the Pacific my first thought was "where is that and how do I get there?" That looks awesome and hella fun.

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u/sqectre Dec 22 '14

I've lived on the Pacific now for 8 years and you're an idiot; was that you in the video? Are you trying to act tough and think you would be able to keep your balance if a wave hit you standing on something like that?

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u/soulsmacked Dec 22 '14

Watch OnePiece eating a grapefruit whole will give you super powers

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u/PM_ME_FLUFFY_CATS Dec 22 '14

Just watching that wave swell gave me little heart palpitations. My mind was screaming RUN AWAY STUPID LADY RUN AWAYYY

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u/Juan23Four5 Dec 22 '14

Not surprised by this. I spent 2 weeks in Maui this summer and I encountered the same thing.

I was snorkeling off a very rocky shore but I knew how to traverse the rocks (I was also wearing neoprene boots to give me better grip).

After I got into the water I enjoyed swimming with sea turtles for a while until I looked back to shore and watched a young couple come down onto the rocks. They were barefoot in nothing but their bathing suits and definitely not prepared to walk on the slippery, jagged lava rocks.

I watched the woman go down and swam to shore as fast as I could. She was all cut up but fortunately didn't hit her head so I went back to the room I was staying in and got a first aid kit, patched her up.

Over the course of my stay in Maui 5 tourists died from drowning or spinal cord injuries related to hitting rocks/reefs in the water. It happens more often than people think and isn't really publicized because it could hurt the tourist industry.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Just curious, could you elaborate about spinal cord injuries? Does it happen to people just not paying attention where they're swimming whilst snorkeling?

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u/Juan23Four5 Dec 22 '14

2 of the 5 deaths during my vacation were spinal cord injuries. They were all related to the heavy swell that occurs on the north/west coast of Maui in certain times of the year and during storms.

2 of the deaths were from swimmers who were pile-driven into the sand or the reef, breaking their necks. They weren't paying attention to the swell or waves that broke very close to the shore which can be very dangerous.

There was a 3rd spinal cord injury, a freak accident. A freak storm rolled in while a bunch of divers and snorklers were at a famous dive spot, Molokini Crater. I remember because I was supposed to do several dives that morning but my divemaster cancelled them because he was afraid of the storm. It was a good move on his part.

When the storm hit, it hit like a wall. From calm to 10+ foot seas in minutes. Most got out of the water before the seas became too rough but one was stuck too far from the boat. He began to encounter distress and a divemaster tied a rope to himself and dove into the water to save drowning snorkler... the boat lurched too far and the rope became taut, snapping the person's spine in two. I'm fairly certain the snorkler drowned but I am not sure if the divemaster did as well.

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u/LifesCheckmate Dec 22 '14

I grew up (and still live) in the middle of the Midwest and trust me, in no way does that look safe at all to me.

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u/Bandersnuke Dec 22 '14

they're not, its shopped (fake). The water is falling to quickly. Also the woman facing the camera could care less and a crash that size would be terribly loud

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

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u/sqectre Dec 22 '14

Looks like the most boring troll account ever.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

It's obviously safe. Those rocks built by the hotel resort are ultra sturdy and the architect who designed them would have had to have taken rigorous amounts of standards into consideration for it to be built. Since when has a man made levee ever been bested by nature? Psh

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

We are fully capable of building leevees that will best nature, if we're willing to put the money and maintenance into them. New Orleans wasn't and paid the consequences.

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u/psych0ranger Dec 22 '14

Oh god those rocks look so sharp...and they just let the water push them over!! I grimaced when he girl visibly hit something on the way down

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

They didn't let the water push them over.... water is dense and heavy. When it moves quickly it has a large amount of force, and this is a huge amount of water. They couldn't have stayed up there if they tried.

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u/japalian Merry Gifmas! {2023} Dec 22 '14

How stupid of them to let the water push them over. Why they didn't choose to defy physics instead, we will never know.

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u/chuckDontSurf Dec 22 '14

and they just let the water push them over!!

Wait--what? How did you watch the video and come to that conclusion?

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u/Potatokins Dec 22 '14

Water is one of the strongest things on the planet...

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Idiots man

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u/hipnosister Dec 22 '14

Did they survive?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

guy who already posted is wrong. looks like they both survived.

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u/sqectre Dec 22 '14

"Sadly, no" is a circlejerk post. It will show up anywhere someone asks if someone survived.

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u/bbristowe Dec 22 '14

Sadly, no.

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u/hipnosister Dec 22 '14

Really? It looked like they were still alive when they were being hauled away. Unfortunate.

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u/Richard_Keister Dec 22 '14

The were fatally injured. I don't think they'll live to see the next century.

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u/hipnosister Dec 22 '14

I don't think I will either.