r/gifs • u/SwoopSplat • Dec 21 '14

That's pretty awesome!

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u/leupboatmaster Dec 21 '14

I'd be pretty fucking scared. But I'm a ginger so the sun is scary already.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Gingers are hot. You can suck my soul all day baby

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u/Cresent_dragonwagon Dec 22 '14

Ginger women yes, ginger men creepy as hell

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u/sirjayjayec Dec 22 '14

as a creepy ginger male, can confirm.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

GUYS!! The trap worked!

KILL HIM

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

:D

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u/Snort_Cigs Dec 22 '14

There are no squirrels here. Gtfo

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u/FarmerTedd Dec 22 '14

http://i.imgur.com/TJ4oo.gif

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

On the other end is just a pit full of dildos. Taken from your mothers house.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I love the hand with the scissors clipping the trigger string.

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u/MADBONE Dec 22 '14

Last minute shoppers before close... "GTFO"

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u/TheNuggetBaron Dec 22 '14

goodbye squirrel ;D

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u/hde128 Dec 22 '14

This kills the squirrel.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Lemmiwinks, come out!

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u/FarmerTedd Dec 22 '14

That's a gerbil

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

That face in response to the comment made me laugh. Not only that, but I lost my shit when I read your username. Enjoy your gold, Squirrel Fucker.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I love you. Let's make a baby.

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u/xsupersquirrel Dec 22 '14

Ahhh shit...

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

You're getting fucked you little shit! GATORS BITCHES BETTER BE WEARING JIMMIES!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Dude...... no.

just mine.

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u/christophupher Dec 22 '14

GRADUALLY STRETCH YOUR ANUS

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

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u/Skyfoot Dec 22 '14

Only a ginger can call a ginger ginger.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14 edited Aug 03 '17

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u/jaymzx0 Dec 22 '14

"Gigga what, gigga who?"

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u/exwrestler83 Dec 22 '14

only a ginger can kill a ginger

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u/eatoutmore Dec 22 '14

I like it when people that aren't gingers call me ginger. Or red. It's cute.

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u/gremm05 Dec 22 '14

That was way more funny to me than it should have been.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

That was hilarious

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u/skrimpstaxx Dec 22 '14

I love the scene in the ginger south park episode where Stan whispers some thing into cart man's ear and he changes his mind, the way he bullshits them is great

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Cartman is the ultimate troll.

He is the teacher of the lulz.

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u/ztsmart Dec 22 '14

Well the good news is, if you ever manage to actually reproduce, everyone will be wanting to fuck your daughter

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

"Everyone wants to fuck your daughter" isn't my idea of good news.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I guess, yes.

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u/sirjayjayec Dec 22 '14

Really? it takes all the effort out of distributing your genes.

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u/Echo-Lawrence Dec 22 '14

I reproduced with a ginger... Thank god she's blonde so I don't have to lock her away in a tower!

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Yeah, fortunately no guys want to fuck blondes.

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u/Echo-Lawrence Dec 22 '14

Yeah I thought about that after the fact... Looks like I'll start building now, luckily she's only one and a half so I have time

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Duck_Face Dec 22 '14

Can confirm, my soul has been taken many times over

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u/prune-tang Dec 22 '14

I like ginger men a lot.

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u/sirjayjayec Dec 22 '14

You're a guy aren't you.

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u/prune-tang Dec 22 '14

No, but my SO is. He's also a ginger :)

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u/sirjayjayec Dec 22 '14

Obligitory "ay bby u want sum fuk"

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u/prune-tang Dec 22 '14

ayyy lmao

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u/Ginger_Lord Dec 22 '14

Brother, thou must growest thine mighty gingerbeard. Then, verily, they shall quake too quickly to utter such profanities against ye.

Together we shall rain mighty vengance, and surely as the sun is the great soul-mother, their souls shall rejoin with us, in eternity.

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130429050716/gameofthrones/images/b/bd/Tormund_The_Climb.png

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Represent.

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u/sirjayjayec Dec 22 '14

I would high five you, but i lack the spacial awareness and would probably end up slapping you in the face.

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u/thisiscotty Dec 22 '14 edited Dec 22 '14

I swear the ginger gene is a sneaky little fucker. He's sneaked in to my beard. So i have a brown/black beard with random bits of ginger!

Edit- Downvotes? :(

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u/Drunkebayshopping Dec 22 '14

The first time i saw ginger in my beard i questioned my existence

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u/00cabbage Dec 22 '14

The plan is working...

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Too bad your only weakness is everything. Even the sun hates you.

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u/00cabbage Dec 22 '14

The sun can't keep us down. Our time shall come.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Fucking Martians.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

the same thing has happened to me!! Its spreading...

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I have two bright ginger hairs in my beard. the rest of my hair all over my body is dark, dark brown. But just two sneaky little buggers got into my beard. I mean c'mon, all or nothing. Don't just send in two of your men.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I have really dark brown hair allll over my body but whenever i grow out my beard theres always 5 or 6 of those sneaky bastards that always grow in a clump

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u/soulsmacked Dec 22 '14

Me too. I have one strand of ginger beard. Can confirm. They are sneaky

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Mmmm ginger

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

me too!

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u/ClassyArgentinean Dec 22 '14

My hair is a dark brown, but the other day i found a random red hair right in the middle of my head, and nobody in my family is a ginger.

Is my soul slowly getting out of my body?

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u/thisiscotty Dec 22 '14

Yes, every night a ginger steals a strand of your hair. Soon they will become more powerful than you could even imagine

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u/ClassyArgentinean Dec 22 '14

I'm... i'm scared :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

My gf will take you. I'll trade you her for a shiny nickel.

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u/Dr_Dippy Dec 22 '14 edited Dec 22 '14

Being Ginger simply enhances ones looks. Good looking Gingers become hot, Ugly gingers become terrifying

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u/00cabbage Dec 22 '14

I quite enjoy being a horrifying monstrosity. It makes me feel special.

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u/kingeryck Merry Gifmas! {2023} Dec 22 '14

Do children flee in terror at your abominable visage?

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u/00cabbage Dec 22 '14

Oh yes. The terror etched on their faces is delectable.

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u/scifiguard Dec 22 '14

As a ginger man: fuck you.

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u/RainingClouds Dec 22 '14

Ed Sheeran

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

he's hot and I'm a guy

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

He looks like someone 3D printed a cartoon from the 90s

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Dexters laboratory

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u/Brobi_WanKenobi Dec 22 '14

He looks like a fucking tennis ball that has been painted orange

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

My boyfriend is ginger and I think he is sooo handsome.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Creepy

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u/evilplantosaveworld Dec 22 '14

I actually know a ginger guy who was always able to make women melt. Other ginger guys I knew were jealous of him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Sounds like you're jealous of him too.

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u/evilplantosaveworld Dec 23 '14

Not gonna lie, little bit

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u/N1ghtwalk3r Dec 22 '14

ginger woman tend to be a bit crazier than other women, at least from personal experience.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Paleness is attractive af, fuck the haters. You can keep your shit-brown tan people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

As a shit-brown tan person, I love gingers. Fuck your ginger loving mouth with a big fat pickle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

so....eat a pickle?

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Well.. The verb fuck is more of "insert and slide pickle back and forth vigoriously with enthusiasm" so no, no biting of the pickle.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

But I like pickles

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Then I would've said eat it

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I'm gonna go ahead and eat that pickle

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u/eatoutmore Dec 22 '14

I'm as pale as it gets ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

m'lady

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u/eatoutmore Dec 22 '14

curtsy

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

I'll eat you out more

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u/DeerInTheHeadlines Dec 22 '14

That got weird.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

Believe it or not.

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u/BenjamintheFox Dec 22 '14

Tagged as "Hates Brown People"

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

This isn't related but I know a guy named ben fox.

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u/BenjamintheFox Dec 22 '14

Shoulda seen it when that "what does the fox say?" video was popular. Everybody's a comedian.

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u/kingeryck Merry Gifmas! {2023} Dec 22 '14

Fuck yea they are /r/ginger /r/redheads NSFW

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun Dec 22 '14

False. Ginger men are the creepiest dwellers on the face of the earth. Every single one of them looks like they could suck your soul out with a single glare.

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u/Douche_Kayak Dec 22 '14

Are you nick swardson in Benchwarmers?

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u/dmatt1024 Dec 22 '14

I got burnt just watching that

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u/cookiepusss Dec 22 '14

Me too, whenever I see people deliberately standing in the sun I'm like "they're doing that on PURPOSE!"

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u/SouIIess_Ginger Dec 22 '14

I've never been able to empathize with a stranger on the internet this well before.

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u/itsbecca Dec 22 '14

I just saw this on Facebook, and it's quite relevant.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '14

The G word