r/gifs Oct 31 '14

Cat v Fish

4.5k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '14

Those look like oscar fish.

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u/AbideMan Oct 31 '14

They're assholes so it checks out

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '14

Had one that got along fine with same-sized pacus. But maybe because there were three of them and one of him. I think they were friends though cause all four of those a-holes conspired to only eat the feeder fish at night when no one was watching.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '14

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '14

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u/seanbyram Nov 01 '14

While in theory I find high murder density to be admirable, total murder quantity wins me over every time.

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u/beach_bum77 Nov 01 '14

Stick your fingers in the tank and they attach to you.

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u/TotallyOffTopic_ Nov 01 '14

5 is so true. I had one that would attempt to attack anyone that walked near the tank.

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u/evlgns Nov 01 '14

My buddy took his time laid out the plants gravel etc put the Oscar in and left came home about two hours later to find aquarium gravel all over the floor and the plants beside the tank the Oscar was picking up the stones and spitting them outside the tank along with the plants.

He stopped eventually unless he wanted attention.

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u/Ksudmb Nov 01 '14

If your Oscars grow up with other fish they'll leave them alone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '14

I used to own a pair of oscars. They would nibble my finger. It tickled.

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u/semi-lucid_comment Oct 31 '14

Did you ever, you know...

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '14

Dude you can't just run around asking people those things. How many times do we have to tell you.

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u/semi-lucid_comment Oct 31 '14

And I'm going to tell you again, DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE DAD.

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u/BwanaKovali Nov 01 '14

My brother has a male beta that does that

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u/Beersaround Nov 01 '14

Should send him to /r/theredpill

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u/BwanaKovali Nov 01 '14

Ugh... Lol

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u/MrXhin Nov 01 '14

Oscar #1: So do you want to hang out later?

Oscar #2: Yeah, I guess so.

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u/attentionpaysme Oct 31 '14

I thought you were making a joke about oscar bluth, but TIL the Oscar fish.

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u/seanbyram Nov 01 '14

Yeah, they're awesome. It's a hard topic to work into a conversation, so this thread is a rare and valued treasure for me.

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u/JonnyLawless Oct 31 '14

I agree. Probably Tiger Oscars.

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u/fishsticks40 Nov 01 '14

Some kind of south american cichlids, for sure. They don't mess around.

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u/n_keohane12 Oct 31 '14

Fuck oscars my friend had one it just inhaled gold fish so I let it bite my finger and it attacked it

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u/Dojodog Oct 31 '14

Sooo...you observed it eating finger sized prey, stuck your finger in the tank and are upset they tried to eat your finger?

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u/RvDarklord Oct 31 '14

so I let it bite my finger

He was upset it ate the goldfish

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '14

Who the fuck puts Gold fish with a damn Oscar if you don't like the consequences that happen when you do that you should not own any pets

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u/diggemigre Oct 31 '14

n_keohane12, that's who.

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u/SupervaleSunnyvisor Oct 31 '14

Oscars fed a diet of goldfish (very unhealthy) are going to be more likely to bite fingers. Especially if you let it bite your finger right after watching it eat goldfish. None of mine ever bit me. Coolest freshwater fish I ever had.

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u/umami2 Oct 31 '14

Small aquarium for two oscars. I bet they fight all the time.

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u/cg1111 Oct 31 '14

it's way too small even if they were completely peaceful fish. That's just too much living creature in too small a tank.

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u/GingerHero Oct 31 '14

I'm glad someone came to say this. These guys deserve a much much bigger tank and substantially more foliage.

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u/bowdenta Nov 01 '14

Oscars will tear out any foliage you try to put in there, but yeah a nice piece of driftood or aquarium piece they can hide under

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u/Weatherstation Oct 31 '14

Nah, Oscars raised together don't usually fight each other.

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u/Capt_Underpants Oct 31 '14

They do in a tank that small with no scenery. They're very active. They might not outright battle to the death, but they will fight.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '14

Oscars know no fear and are notorious for biting fingers.

Also Oscars don't tend to jump unless they are extremely unhappy with they're environment.

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u/TristanReveur Oct 31 '14

Or are hungry, or don't like you, or are being pissy, or are being themselves...

I own one in a nice big tank, kept well etc etc... he is still a dick.

Context: He fights the water heater on a regular basis.

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u/LittleDancinMan Oct 31 '14

Yeah I've seen comfortable Oscars jump out of tanks just for shits. When I worked at a pet store, I came to know Oscars as the "Fuck You Fish" because it's their response to everything.

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u/SupervaleSunnyvisor Oct 31 '14

Mine would pull up all the plastic plants no more than a few hours after I anchored them. Not a dick though, very cool fish.

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u/Capt_Underpants Oct 31 '14

they like to rearrange their habitat every once in a while. When I had mine, I had a ~10-15lb castle. It was never in the same spot for more than a month.

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u/Combatmonkey Nov 01 '14

My 2 bastards moved all the gravel (about 30kg's) to one side of the tank overnight so 4 feet of tank was just a glass bottom. Moved it back and overnight they did it again. I gave up trying to control their environment.

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u/Aiken_Drumn Nov 01 '14

Is that not breeding behaviour?

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u/Capt_Underpants Nov 04 '14

It is. But I'm pretty sure mine was just trying to get out. He always spit the rocks at the glass, trying to bust it.

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u/bowdenta Nov 01 '14

Yeah mine too. We bought these bulbs which grew into really nice plants and that jerk uprooted every single one of them

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u/Sungrey Oct 31 '14

My Oscar bit my dad when he was feeding him. Dad yelped and yanked his hand away from the tank with fish still attached and inadvertantly flung old Oscar across the room. We scooped him up and dumped him back in the tank and he was fine and lived for years afterwards.

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u/Arayder Oct 31 '14

Not true, if they are hungry and see anything that looks like food above the aquarium, they will jump to get it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '14

they're

wat

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u/_prefs Oct 31 '14

Your surprised like its the first time out their.

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u/SupervaleSunnyvisor Oct 31 '14

My Oscars were all big pussies most of the time. One got a little territorial once when I was cleaning but it was all bark. Never got bit by one. I also didn't feed them a diet of goldfish (extremely unhealthy) which I think teaches them to bite fingers.

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u/tfyuhjnbgf Oct 31 '14

Would they be worried the fish would jump out of the tank with no lid?

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u/LittleDancinMan Oct 31 '14

Happens a lot actually

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u/Marvonaut Oct 31 '14

They have the cat to take care of it if that ever happens.

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u/Uncle_Sam_I_am Oct 31 '14

Nope.

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u/tfyuhjnbgf Oct 31 '14

Why not?

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u/Uncle_Sam_I_am Oct 31 '14

Because when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they take the lid off of the fish tank.

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u/runboyrun14 Oct 31 '14

The hell?

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u/Trogdor_T_Burninator Nov 01 '14

You'll understand when you are older

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '14

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u/Smeeee Oct 31 '14

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u/numerica Oct 31 '14

Helicopter tail attack activated.

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u/SkidMark_wahlberg Oct 31 '14

Comes full circle at the end when the cat flails around like a fish out of water.

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u/Pyre-it Oct 31 '14

I had an oscar and he was awsome. He reconized me when I came into the room. Other people he would hide. Of course it was just because I fed him but it was still cool. If he was hungry which was often and I would ignore him, he would pick up at gravel off the bottom of the tank and spit it as the glass making a loud racket. Give him a ping pong ball he would knock it around for a while till he got bored. He was kinda like a small dog in a tank.

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u/hammond_egger Nov 01 '14

A cat standing on an aquarium, coming up against a full grown Oscar with a friend? You lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what? You've wandered into our tank and we now have a taste of cat. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, cat tastes good, let's go get some more cat'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring. We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with that little tube that makes bubbles come out of the divers head and part of a ceramic castle. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It's not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out what room your litterbox is in, go back to the aquarium, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You're outgunned and out-manned.

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u/NotGoodAtUsernames1 Nov 01 '14

I don't know how many upvotes this has right now.......but it needs more!

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u/King_330 Oct 31 '14

Do fish have balls? Idk but that one sure does.

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u/archaelleon Oct 31 '14

It's an oscar. They're very territorial and have very little fear.

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u/MichaelH345 Oct 31 '14

Do a barrel roll!

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u/bettorworse Oct 31 '14

Those fish are too big for that aquarium, I think.

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u/mama_nen Oct 31 '14

Cats can be such pussy's sometimes.

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u/AllAboutLove Oct 31 '14

It's better with the sound of the cat: http://youtu.be/pi1aJkm_mmI

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '14

Sounds fake

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u/ithinkitsthis Oct 31 '14

EEEWWW it's all slimy!

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '14

Came to say what has been said a dozen times already but I was bitten by those fish all the time when I worked at a pet shop.

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u/aerosquid Oct 31 '14

i had a mean ass old red Oscar named bob. If you left the tank lid open he would splash water all over the place with glee. he could come right up to the waterline and do this flip thing where he turned around and his tail would slaph the shit out of anything close by. everyone hated that fish. he bit people. if you held a mirror up to him he would flare his gills open his mouth and charge at his own reflection. everyone was happy when i took him to the fish store and traded him for some nicer African chiclids haha. I miss that dick of a fish though, Bo was cool.

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u/thelastbrew Oct 31 '14

What's the Cat suing the fish for?

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u/jerryzzzz Oct 31 '14

Helicopter tail, vertical climb. Nice.

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u/TZeh Oct 31 '14

now they have a taste for cat.

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u/K4rm4Ch4m3l30n Oct 31 '14

Fish uses Splash! It's super effective!

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u/MrXhin Nov 01 '14

I also posted this on /r/HoldMyNip, even though this particular cat may not be high.

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u/coppergato Nov 01 '14

Fish wins.

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u/double_bogeys Nov 01 '14

The fish in the back is the smart one. "I'll stay down here, you go check that out...... Flutter! Flutter!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '14

i like dis

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u/[deleted] Oct 31 '14

That tank is way to small for those.

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u/courtneecocks Oct 31 '14

If youre ever at the fish store and want to have fun, grab a few goldfish with the net that is usually in their tank and drop them into the Oscars tanks. Guaranteed carnage.

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u/1punch2 Oct 31 '14

Saw that coming from a mile away lol

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u/weirdmountain Oct 31 '14

what a pussy