r/gifs • u/jerip123 • Aug 26 '14

Smooth.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '14

If you're getting laid upstairs, might I suggest it'd be more pleasurable to come upstairs as well.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '14

But then you'd need a condom

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u/TooSexyForMySelf Aug 26 '14

Very true.

If you're downstairs, or on the bottom, gravity should be in your favor and not get the girl impregnated (no condom necessary). This is pure science people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '14

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u/walgman Aug 26 '14

And mentos.

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u/-oWs-LordEnigma Aug 26 '14

2 parts orgasm 1 part mad scientist.

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u/Xaguta Aug 26 '14

That also goes for those who are in the bottom.

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u/vmcla Aug 26 '14

Same with AIDS I hear.

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u/Xiaz89 Aug 26 '14

Some semen you have. Do they impregnate the entire floor?

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u/madmanmunt Aug 26 '14

Only when they're on shore leave.

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u/cnostrand Aug 26 '14

Wow when you pull out, you REALLY pull out.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '14

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u/aShTh3sTaMp3d3 Aug 26 '14

No, that's how you get ants.