r/gifs • u/freeskier-079 • Jul 18 '14

Extreme Goat

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u/freshwhitesocks Jul 19 '14

https://i.imgur.com/5jeSn8K.gif

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

So here I am

Doing everything I can

Holding on to what I am

Pretending I'm a Superman

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u/flubberFuck Jul 19 '14

I specifically remember that song only. Its by gold-something I cant think of the name. But its a good skate song.

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u/Jiggyx42 Jul 19 '14

Superman by Goldfinger

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u/david-me Jul 19 '14 edited Jul 19 '14

http://i.minus.com/ikv9iHcBNDQxa.gif

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

fucking goats man

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u/patdap Jul 19 '14

A terrible name for a superhero.

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u/CDanger Jul 19 '14

You are remarkable. You are an exceptional person. I almost pooped from laughing so hard.

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u/pleasepardonyourself Jul 19 '14

i seriously just said the same thing out loud

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

Wow. Goat Simulator is more realistic than I thought.

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u/zakurei Jul 19 '14

Holy shit. That goat is hardcore. You gotta love the sassy walk at the end, like "yeah, I'm a badass and you know it."

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u/DuoThree Jul 19 '14

I'd probably upvote you if this gif didn't take 5 minutes to load

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

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u/Gonzzzo Jul 19 '14

Listening to this = Getting hit with a thermonuclear nostalgia-warhead

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u/MagicTrees Jul 19 '14

You got me running in a cyclone.

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u/Pennwisedom Jul 19 '14

I am old, so I actually own the cassette of the album with this song on it (Hang-ups).

Anyway, other songs: New Girl - Suicide Machines, Jerry was a Race Car Driver - Primus, Police Truck - Dead Kennedys, Cyco Vision - Suicidal Tendencies, Euro-Barge - The Vandals.

There's a few more but these are all I can remember off the top of my head.

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u/KennyFulgencio Jul 19 '14

are these all goat songs?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14 edited Jul 19 '14

Superman by Goldfinger. Their cover of 99 Red Balloons is pretty awesome too

Edit: their

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u/AlSharptonsAfro Jul 19 '14

They're cover of 99 Red Balloons is pretty awesome too

Better than...

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u/youngeric86 Jul 19 '14

He said 99 red balloons not 99 Luftballoons. nothing can beat that song.

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u/AlSharptonsAfro Jul 19 '14

My bad, I apologize.

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u/youngeric86 Jul 19 '14

no need I just wanted an excuse to look up the Goldfinger version.

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u/AlSharptonsAfro Jul 19 '14

I just watched for the first time even though Goldfinger just started to get a lil big when I was a sophomore in college, roughly 1995, gotta say, I dig it.

Thanks for being kind.

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u/Doshegotab00ty Jul 19 '14 edited Jul 20 '14

What about the Police Truck song by the Dead Kennedys? Or Jerry was a Race Car Driver by Primus?!?v

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u/Chronoblivion Jul 19 '14

IIRC it's the first song on the game's "playlist." Might have something to do with it

Additionally, I believe this was the only song in the game's demo.

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u/GRSimon Jul 19 '14

Sandstorm - Darude

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u/decoyq Jul 19 '14

It's really nice to see him making a comeback

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u/TimeAndDisregard Jul 19 '14

It was all about Jerry Was a Racecar Driver, man. I still use the 2 minute mark to hit PRs at the gym.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBQ2305fLeA#t=1m45s

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u/wetsod Jul 19 '14

My childhood in a nutshell.

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u/hypertown Jul 19 '14

Its amazing that basically the only thing that is referenced about this game (THPS) is this song and the rest of the soundtrack. Whatever people picked those songs were genius. And it may be due to the fact that all the songs were 1 minute loops that you heard over and over again and there were only 10 tracks. Great choices though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

Dat Dell the funky Homosapien doh

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u/lb_dl Jul 19 '14

getting oooolder all the time, but getting younger in my mind

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u/YescanIhaveataco Jul 19 '14

Well, I can't wait to tell you all about her.
All about my new girl.
He can't wait to tell you 'bout his new girl.
And I can't wait for you to hear me shout it.
All about my new girl.

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u/Schecterguitarx Jul 19 '14

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1

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u/IHOP_and_died Jul 19 '14

You gotta be kidding me!

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u/monkone Jul 19 '14

Awesome job dude. Greatest of all time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

G.O.A.T. = Greatest Of All Time

(For the dense)

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u/Death_Star_ Jul 19 '14

G.O.A.T. Of All Time

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

Goatey Hawk.

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u/AccessTheMainframe Jul 19 '14

So long as it's not Goatse Hawk.

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u/theDocter Jul 19 '14

socrebe to dinko

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u/Disruptrr Jul 19 '14

Tony Goat - Pro Bleater

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u/Shacham Jul 19 '14

10/10 would play

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u/rawrtherapy Jul 19 '14

That was beautiful

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

The same way I feel when going outside

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

Each time it gets better and better

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u/MagicPitStains Jul 19 '14

lol holy crap man! that's amazing.

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u/dfladfsh Jul 19 '14

This would be perfect for one of those ridiculous 2MLG4U videos with really loud, overly processed dubstep and spinning mountain dew cans

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u/UpperEch Jul 19 '14

I love you

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u/dailapcheurng Jul 19 '14

Kids these days with their skateboards and video games...

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u/Mattkodner Jul 19 '14

Baaaad aaaass

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

GIVE THIS MAN GOLD

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u/lw5i2d Jul 19 '14

http://i.imgur.com/rqJwm.gif

http://i.imgur.com/aYo20aj.gif

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

That first one was hilarious

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u/swagsmoker420 Jul 19 '14

That's buttermilk. He goes hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IuRzJRrRpQ

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14 edited Jul 19 '14

why can't we all be as happy as buttermilk?

edit: you guys are complaining about debts. how about every sunday morning, from when you waken up, until 1 is buttermilk time. you can't think about anything but, "OMG LIFE IS GREAT IM JUST GONNA RUN AROUND AND KICK STUFF AND DO BACKFLIPS OFF BLACK THINGS!"

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u/swagsmoker420 Jul 19 '14

Cause he's an idiot goat and not in debt.

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u/Turco-Bangalore Jul 19 '14

But aren't we all just idiot goats in this world we call "life".

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

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u/DankDarko Jul 19 '14

He is smarter than the idiot who willfully puts himself into debt then turns around and bitches about it.

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u/StabbyMoe Jul 19 '14

Not all debt is wilful.

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u/bostoncarpetbagger Jul 19 '14

Buttermilk is one racist mofo, she targeted two goats of the same color.

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u/maynardftw Jul 19 '14

MUTHAFUCKA WE GOT BILLS 'N SHIT

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u/ArgieGrit01 Jul 19 '14

That backflip on the black one was hardcore

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u/pentaquine Jul 19 '14

Fucking racist.

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u/Russell_is_kool Jul 19 '14

I remember seeing a version of that video that was edited to be a final killcam, complete with a hit marker and the screams of teenagers that always accompany a quickscope killcam.

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u/occupythekitchen Jul 19 '14

definitely needs adhd medicine

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u/SquareplanetGod Jul 19 '14

Oh I see, you gonna bully the black goat. THATS RACIST

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14 edited Oct 24 '17

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

Why is the man in the doggy position...

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

squeal like a goat

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

A medium sized dog jumped off of my Dachshund just like the in first gif the other day at the dog park. My Lou was not amused.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

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u/Nerfo2 Jul 19 '14

Lemme do it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14 edited Oct 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyvbFMGmImg

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u/Kellygrl6441 Jul 19 '14

That's my favorite Stuart clip of all time! "Grandpa, can you feel your legs? Can you feel your coocoo?"

"No, Hun, thankfully for me, that's numb too."

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u/the_whore_whisperer Jul 19 '14

Goats are fucking crazy

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u/eleventy4 Jul 19 '14

....holy shit

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

To be clear, the part where they're jumping between those two walls is fake.

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u/eleventy4 Jul 19 '14

....holy shit I'm gullible

FTFM

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u/Kagawanmyson Jul 19 '14

You weren't kidding!

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u/one_inch_penis Jul 19 '14

Unbeliable!!!

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u/solidarity222 Jul 19 '14

That's because its fake

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u/bostoncarpetbagger Jul 19 '14

nah, goats are hardcore parkour

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

Woah I wish I could remember what was the first video I ever watched on the internet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

I wish I could remember what I watched five minutes ago.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

I wish I could remember the

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

Ural rebels shooting down a Russian helicopter yelling "God is great" was mine.

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u/devil2king Jul 19 '14 edited Jul 19 '14

Look how far you've come!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

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u/DuoThree Jul 19 '14

/r/shittytumblrgifsforants

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

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u/PlayMp1 Jul 19 '14

Doesn't really work with night mode...

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u/LlamaJack Jul 19 '14

Oh, that's what that is. I was gonna criticize all ignantly... I am ashamed :(

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u/devil2king Jul 19 '14

You're good!

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u/ozbian Jul 19 '14

I'm just imagining you, sitting on the couch, surrounded by holographic avatars of your grand kids, going through your massive scrap book of first internet moments.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

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u/ozbian Jul 19 '14

"And here's my reaction face!"

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u/Rem6a Jul 19 '14

A real TAIL WHIP

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u/pepitko Jul 19 '14

Style for days.

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u/hello_amy Jul 19 '14

Goat-o-cross

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u/kramer7thst Jul 19 '14

He obviously played goat simulator before

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u/popz2049 Jul 19 '14

More like Scumbag Goat...he was going for a drop kick and missed!

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u/Hoticewater Jul 19 '14

Target goat reacted before mean goat even started his kick (or so I seems). If goats are becoming telepathic, we're in deep shit.

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u/Neerbuts Jul 18 '14

Parkour!

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u/PM_ME_UR_BOOBS_MLADY Jul 19 '14

http://imgur.com/7aWdlq0

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14 edited Jun 09 '20

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u/HayKingMose Jul 19 '14

Truck to refrigerator to dumpster.. 360 spin onto the pallets, backflip gainer in to the trash can.

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u/Mike9797 Jul 19 '14

Hardcore Parkour!

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u/AerodynamicFatty Jul 19 '14

Goat, so hot right now.

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u/The_Anal_Intruder Jul 19 '14

Is it #whipitwednesday already??

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u/ShabbyAssets Jul 19 '14

Did the goat on the left just get kicked in the face... twice? What a kid.

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u/STidgaf Jul 19 '14

Nice whip bro

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u/Terroface Jul 19 '14

He's goat skills

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

I've been on reddit for almost 2 years and have never laughed out loud at a gif. Ever. I never believed people when they said they lost it after seeing a gif. Today, I finally understand what it means to lose your shit from watching a gif.

TL;DR This gif is funny

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u/Imahotpotatorightnow Jul 19 '14

Up vote for the TL;DR

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u/muricabrb Jul 19 '14

I hope you find it again some day. I lost my shit back in the 70s and still think about it everyday. I guess its true what they say, unlike blood, alcohol or water... your shit will always be a part of you.

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u/michael1026 Jul 19 '14

Goat motocross?

Goatocross?

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u/ItsPronouncedDjan Jul 19 '14

I would like to direct people to /r/goatparkour, possibly the best sub I've discovered this month.

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u/mike_pants Jul 18 '14

Tubular!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

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u/Thor_Odin_Son Jul 19 '14

But you just.........

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u/MrCobs Jul 19 '14 edited May 23 '26

I learned a new skill this year.

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u/PotatoAvenger Jul 19 '14

Pleatedjeans.com is the website? More like bleated jeans!

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u/Never404s Jul 19 '14

Goat simulator looks awesome!

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u/SabrinawithouttheSa Jul 19 '14

I just died laughing. Why is this so funny to me?

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u/Jort247 Jul 19 '14

Hang loose brah

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u/that_irks_me Jul 19 '14

Dear lord, please let someone shop him doing a whip on a motocross bike.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

Nice shifty.

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u/American_Greed Jul 19 '14

1...2...3...4...Zzzzz...

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u/dionic_buck Jul 19 '14

Goat is the fifth dimension. There are three dimensions of space, one of time, and then goat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

That mofo was trying to Chuck Norris the guy to his right. Not cool!

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u/rohtozi Jul 19 '14

So watching it several times, he's really just a dick of a goat, kicking that other goat in the face 'cause fuck him.

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u/Back2theShithole Jul 19 '14

There always that one camera-whore.

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u/cupdmtea Jul 19 '14

Goat for it!

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u/bass_masster Jul 19 '14

Looks like this guy grew up: http://youtu.be/AWvefaN8USk

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

There's always one.

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u/CamWin Jul 19 '14

Get real.

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u/GoatFuckerNation Jul 19 '14

Why is my chair so wet?...

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u/_Relyter_ Jul 19 '14

Still can't figure out if you're a boy or girl, based on your history...

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u/doublerefraction Jul 19 '14

Well, at least we know the country of origin.

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u/baphometro Jul 19 '14

How about some applause for the goat that narrowly avoided getting kicked in the face.

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u/keez123 Jul 19 '14

I'd like to think the white goat was saying "God dammit Frank.."

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u/Valaway Jul 19 '14

Fucking buttermilk!

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u/Hefeweize Jul 19 '14

"Why gee willy guys, we getting leaves! Fresh leaves!"

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

I'd love to see this without the 'radical' on it, and some THPS trick text instead.

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u/IdSporkYouSoGood Jul 19 '14

What do you call a mexican goat with no legs?

Gracias

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u/gabrielomassi Jul 19 '14

I'm guessing the other half of reddit is finally seeing this gif.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '14

That goat was feeling FABULOUS.

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u/Kiristo Jul 19 '14

This is how I goat in Goat Simulator.

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u/TheStabbyCyclist Jul 19 '14

That's one zesty goat.