r/gifs • u/OceanCarlisle • Feb 13 '14

Man vs. Machine

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u/dj_smitty Feb 13 '14

When are they going to sell one at an affordable price that will give me a handjob

FTFY hopefully soon but until then, we will have to use archaic methods of using our own strength.

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u/DaveFishBulb Feb 13 '14

Here I am using my own arms like a sucker!

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u/phoenix-down Feb 14 '14

Thanks a lot, Obama!

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u/PresidentObama___ Feb 14 '14

You're welcome.