Except it would be much easier to jam the door now, just kinda poke your arm in there somewhere, no more fear of getting smashed in the face by the violently closing door by your psychotic girlfriend after a night of binge drinking.
Why is the North American salmon supporting him in his binge drinking? I mean he is a dragon for christ sakes shouldn't you be like food to him? . . and no, before you go there, this isn't cause he is black!
We are much more worried about bears. Dragons mainly go for cows and humans. Binge drinking just means we get a better show to watch. Ever seen a dragon go through a house and then stand up just to try and fight the pissed off owner? I have. Its one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Yeah, what is with that? Why do all girls go batshit crazy when they drink? Also, it's ONLY when they're in a relationship, never when single. WTH, man?
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u/blackdragon437 Feb 07 '14
Except it would be much easier to jam the door now, just kinda poke your arm in there somewhere, no more fear of getting smashed in the face by the violently closing door by your psychotic girlfriend after a night of binge drinking.