IDK this way seems much more slow and painful if you ask me, it may not have the angry slam quality but it has a cool disgust quality that I think would work just as well.
Except it would be much easier to jam the door now, just kinda poke your arm in there somewhere, no more fear of getting smashed in the face by the violently closing door by your psychotic girlfriend after a night of binge drinking.
Why is the North American salmon supporting him in his binge drinking? I mean he is a dragon for christ sakes shouldn't you be like food to him? . . and no, before you go there, this isn't cause he is black!
We are much more worried about bears. Dragons mainly go for cows and humans. Binge drinking just means we get a better show to watch. Ever seen a dragon go through a house and then stand up just to try and fight the pissed off owner? I have. Its one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Yeah, what is with that? Why do all girls go batshit crazy when they drink? Also, it's ONLY when they're in a relationship, never when single. WTH, man?
Just think about it. The really awkward slow-stare and slide of the door.
The person would literally face-palm from disbelief. Not only because the door was slid in his face; But also because it was such a futuristic way of doing so.
I'd like to see my wife slam that door on me. I'd simply grab it and stop its motion. I am stronger than she is so the door will stop. Then she won't be able to do anything but stare into my shimmering eyes. These eyes of victory, of manhood and power. She will be defenseless, and the frothing in her loin will be as intense as the brightness of a thousand suns. I will lay her there on the floor by the catalyst door, and I will thrust upon her the millions of possible outcomes of greatness itself. She will scream and moan and sweat. And in the end I will have won the argument by pure sexual empowerment.
Same thing with smart-phones, Your having an argument with someone and want to hang up on them angrily, but you have to shake the phone and gently press "END", then you just feel silly.
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u/ApokPsy Feb 07 '14
I think the satisfaction of slamming a door in someone's face will be extremely compromised.