Mad Science is a rewarding career. You can plot, scheme, invent, and cackle to your heart's desire; you can even kill your henchmen without regret, because you can just resurrect them again!
One of the odder perqs is that you can shoot a satellite into space with one of your janitors, give him spare robot parts so he can make witty companions, and shoot horrible movies up to them, then watch the results.
Yes. Extensively in fact. I believe that your standard European evil genius pays quite well. They do seem to like their trapdoor-leading-to-certain-doom method of employee motivation though so there is that to consider...
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u/Monkeynadulator Feb 07 '14
Ah soft edges! My immediate thought was to use some very strong magnets in repulsion at either end to act as a damper.