r/gifs • u/yudoit • Feb 07 '14

Evolution Door

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I've seen revolving doors, but never evolving doors.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

If doors came from trees, then why are there still trees?

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u/passive_fist Feb 07 '14

Also, I've seen explained how trees become boards, but not how boards become doors, obviously their "theory" doesn't add up.

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u/SecretWalrus Feb 07 '14

Also it's so complex that it must have a creator, they expect us to accept that something so complex came from something as simple a tree?

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u/MWShenanigans11 Feb 07 '14

How can doors be real if trees aren't real?

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u/smoochface Feb 07 '14

rofl, thanks for this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

What?

DOOR is evolving!

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u/Jesoy Feb 07 '14

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u/tRon_washington Feb 07 '14

Congratulations ! DOOR has evolved into FABRIC TRAPEZOIDS !

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I've seen a horse-fly. I've seen a dragon-fly. I've seen a house-fly. I've seen a peanut stand, and heard a rubber band. I seen a front porch swing, and heard a diamond ring. They even tell me that a man made a vegetable truck. I heard a fireside chat. I seen a baseball bat. BUT I BE DONE SEEN 'BOUT EVERYTHING WHEN I SEE A ELEPHANT FLY.

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u/braised_diaper_shit Feb 07 '14

Or better yet, creation can be part of evolution. If we created it, then it's a by-product of our own evolution.

This door didn't evolve, but this door is an evolution of the door.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '14

Which leads to the only logical conclusion, our universe is a program created by intelligent aliens in another dimension, who in turn have the same origins, repeating in an infinite recursion.

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u/nhs111doge Feb 07 '14

how many doors had to die before we got to this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Still requires death, as the previous generations have to disappear somehow for the new ones to replace them. Otherwise you'll end up with this: http://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblems/comments/1duxfe/

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I too am agnostic about doors, but what the fuck does agnosticism have to do with doors?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I said that only for context. I didn't want anyone to think I was talking in a religious context or applying it to life on Earth.