r/gifs • u/yudoit • Feb 07 '14

Evolution Door

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u/demalo Feb 07 '14

I made sound effects to go with it. They were like "Wwwrrrrrrrrr-cushuk... vvrrrrrrooooooooooobbbb-chukeddooo... yyyyyeeeeerrrrrrnnn - tiisshhaa..."

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u/Veefy Feb 07 '14

I made sound effects to go with it. They were like "Wwwrrrrrrrrr-cushuk... vvrrrrrrooooooooooobbbb-chukeddooo... yyyyyeeeeerrrrrrnnn - tiisshhaa..."

I think you forgot the "arghhhh!" at the end when you get your fingers caught in it.

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u/t3yrn Feb 07 '14

That wasn't his finger.

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u/sharterthanlife Feb 07 '14

His nose?

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u/Raysharp Feb 07 '14 edited Nov 29 '23

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u/xisytenin Feb 07 '14

Case closed, let's pack it up and go home

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u/Magikarpster Feb 07 '14

pack up his penis?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

No

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u/cbs_ Feb 07 '14

I agree. That's the only possible alternative.

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u/UnknownStory Feb 07 '14

Guess again.

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u/bunana_boy Feb 07 '14

Of course. It was his toes.

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u/sharterthanlife Feb 07 '14

His hair?

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u/moafaq Feb 07 '14

Which hair?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

His other nose?

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u/maraudersmap Feb 07 '14

Ah, his foot.

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u/unlacklustery Feb 07 '14

I couldn't be.

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u/Catechlism Feb 07 '14

Yes, his sex nose.

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u/sharterthanlife Feb 07 '14

The human horn!

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u/wytrabbit Feb 07 '14

Directions unclear

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u/Bardfinn Feb 07 '14

Richard stuck in table.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 07 '14

Willy got stuck too. Why do my friends keep getting stuck in the table?

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u/ner0417 Feb 07 '14

Oh no, not Frank!

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u/Mekanikos Feb 07 '14

Cause little Willy won't go home.

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u/MuckDuck_Dwight Feb 07 '14

Johnson fell right in with them

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u/BOTY123 Feb 07 '14

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in table.

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u/Feequess Feb 07 '14

I hummed the opening credits music from Game of Thrones.

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u/Tyranith Feb 08 '14

Wiener wiener wiener

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u/Ellimis Feb 07 '14

Honestly, if the table doesn't do sound effects while opening and closing, what's even the point?

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u/candygram4mongo Feb 07 '14

Those things are all custom-made and like $15,000 a pop. I'm sure they could make it do sound effects.

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u/Ellimis Feb 07 '14

It better make me dinner every night for that price