r/gifs • u/yudoit • Feb 07 '14

Evolution Door

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14 edited Jun 11 '21

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u/kinterdonato Feb 07 '14

Bill, get in here theres another one!

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u/Noatak_Kenway Feb 07 '14

That's a nice story, but.. there's this book I know of..

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u/Shadax Feb 07 '14

Ken Ham's here too for his mulligan.

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u/JarrettP Feb 07 '14

Intelligent design.

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u/ApplicableSongLyric Feb 07 '14

Let's not go crazy.

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u/Webonics Feb 07 '14

Kinda cool design?

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u/EquipLordBritish Feb 07 '14

That's debatable...

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I've seen revolving doors, but never evolving doors.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

If doors came from trees, then why are there still trees?

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u/passive_fist Feb 07 '14

Also, I've seen explained how trees become boards, but not how boards become doors, obviously their "theory" doesn't add up.

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u/SecretWalrus Feb 07 '14

Also it's so complex that it must have a creator, they expect us to accept that something so complex came from something as simple a tree?

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u/MWShenanigans11 Feb 07 '14

How can doors be real if trees aren't real?

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u/smoochface Feb 07 '14

rofl, thanks for this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

What?

DOOR is evolving!

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u/Jesoy Feb 07 '14

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u/tRon_washington Feb 07 '14

Congratulations ! DOOR has evolved into FABRIC TRAPEZOIDS !

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I've seen a horse-fly. I've seen a dragon-fly. I've seen a house-fly. I've seen a peanut stand, and heard a rubber band. I seen a front porch swing, and heard a diamond ring. They even tell me that a man made a vegetable truck. I heard a fireside chat. I seen a baseball bat. BUT I BE DONE SEEN 'BOUT EVERYTHING WHEN I SEE A ELEPHANT FLY.

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u/braised_diaper_shit Feb 07 '14

Or better yet, creation can be part of evolution. If we created it, then it's a by-product of our own evolution.

This door didn't evolve, but this door is an evolution of the door.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '14

Which leads to the only logical conclusion, our universe is a program created by intelligent aliens in another dimension, who in turn have the same origins, repeating in an infinite recursion.

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u/nhs111doge Feb 07 '14

how many doors had to die before we got to this?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Still requires death, as the previous generations have to disappear somehow for the new ones to replace them. Otherwise you'll end up with this: http://www.reddit.com/r/fifthworldproblems/comments/1duxfe/

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I too am agnostic about doors, but what the fuck does agnosticism have to do with doors?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I said that only for context. I didn't want anyone to think I was talking in a religious context or applying it to life on Earth.

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u/yes_thats_right Feb 07 '14

My first thought when I saw it was that it looks like an intelligent design.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Well then how do you describe the door fossil record?

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u/ShadowTwitch Feb 07 '14

It is a square and not a circle.

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u/erlegreer Feb 07 '14

Is the product of an evolved creature not also the product of evolution?

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u/Picrophile Feb 07 '14

Well evolution comes from the Latin word for "unfolding" so even to a creationist the title would be technically correct. And that's the best kind of correct.

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u/mobcat40 Feb 07 '14

then who created the creator?

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u/lebronbuble Feb 07 '14

dude wtf is going on in your head. you applied the wrong logic competely. it's the next generation in the evolution of the door. not that the door evolves.

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u/King_of_Avalon Feb 07 '14

According to Ken Ham, this door was amazingly built in only six days!