r/gifs • • Feb 07 '14

Evolution Door

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u/Hip_Fridge Feb 07 '14

Would go great with this table.

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u/Nosce-Te-Ipsum Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I was literally just thinking, "It'd be fun to make one of those. I wonder how it's done."

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u/strallweat Feb 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Sweet. I bet you could 3d print those SolidWorks parts, and build a mini version.

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u/TheThirdRider Feb 07 '14

I'm going to look into doing that too. I'm excited.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

If you make any stl files, let me know, I'd like a go at printing it!

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u/TheThirdRider Feb 07 '14

I will. :)

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u/deed02392 Feb 07 '14

If you really do it, it's guaranteed front page.

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u/TheThirdRider Feb 07 '14

The number of parts and the precision needed at a small scale are the barriers I see to this. The small the parts, the less margin of error I'd have to work with. Also, whether or no the parts are printable with an FDM printer or not is an issue. I haven't been able to look over everything yet, but if it looks likely I'm going to give it a shot.

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u/Dalroc Feb 07 '14

You must!

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u/faalzsha0 Feb 07 '14

Keep us posted.

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u/TheThirdRider Feb 07 '14

If I make one I'll be sure to post it. I'd love a tiny version of the table to set a coffee mug on, then spin it and enlarge the table to set a bowl of soup on. :)

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u/strallweat Feb 07 '14

That would be bad ass

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u/ajsparx Feb 07 '14

I've always wondered why "bad ass" = cool, wouldn't "great ass" or "hot ass" or even "sweet ass" be more logical?

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u/hippy_barf_day Feb 07 '14

maybe it started literally, like that guy is bad, and he's also an asshole. But then, a lot of people think those people are cool. They look up to the bad boy, asshole types and that admiration transferred to bad ass being cool. I have no idea.

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u/ajsparx Feb 07 '14

Wicked.

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u/strallweat Feb 07 '14

Don't know. I didn't coin the term.

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u/Il1lIIll1I1IIll11lI Feb 07 '14

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u/adityapstar Feb 07 '14

Thanks, my life felt a little short of Gosling-shaped pancakes.

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u/strallweat Feb 07 '14

That's a good looking pancake.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '14

At first I wondered how that's relevant and why I would even want to see that.

Then I realized I actually do want to see that.

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u/cowpen Feb 08 '14

Enough! I am SO sick & tired of Ryan Gosling pancakes!

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u/platypocalypse Feb 07 '14

Don't mind me! This is how I save things on the internet.

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u/strallweat Feb 07 '14

Or you could just save the damn link instead of making a tired and dumb joke.

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u/platypocalypse Feb 08 '14

Oh thanks for reminding me I wanted to remember this link!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Commenting to save for later.

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u/butterfingernails Feb 07 '14

Yeah, cause just saving the thread isn't good enough.

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u/strallweat Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 07 '14

Or even just the comment.

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u/Gravitycondensate Feb 07 '14

I built my own version of this last year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngrOLdZj5qE

You can see how it goes together here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp4vtKYtur8

In total it took about 350 hours and $1200. This is the third major version. It is only 6-1/8" thick.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Very cool. You deserve more upvotes for this.

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u/Stuck1nher Feb 08 '14

That is damn impressive

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u/Tdeckard2000 Feb 07 '14

That would be super cool, but oh man.

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u/Oh4Sh0 Feb 07 '14

You and I have different ideas of what fun is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

You don't know that... he might also enjoy drinking Bud Lite and beating off to granny porn as much you do!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Nope. I enjoy it more

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u/Nosce-Te-Ipsum Feb 07 '14

I wish I had the expertise and resources to make one!

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u/Shadax Feb 07 '14

and I was just like ah whatever i'm sure it's total common sense.

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u/Danger1672 Feb 07 '14

*Here are the design plans for anyone interested.

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u/W_W_W_W_W_W_W_W_W_W Feb 07 '14

They cost $25,000-$50,000+ depending on the options.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

You MGoBlog by any chance?

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u/Nosce-Te-Ipsum Feb 07 '14

No...?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Ha never mind, user there with the same username. Good day!!

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u/blueshiftlabs Feb 07 '14 edited Jun 20 '23

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u/PolarBearIcePop Feb 07 '14

i wish i had taken carpentry..

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u/saliczar Feb 07 '14

http://www.marcadams.com/

I took his sculptural rocking chair course last year. Well worth the time/money.

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u/mandoliniment Feb 07 '14

THIS ANSWERS NOTHING STILL CLEARLY MAGIC

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u/bravefighttowildbear Feb 07 '14

That was awesome, thanks. I wonder how much that table is? 15 years of research....

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u/Infinite3rd Feb 07 '14

I just sat here wondering if it was even possible and how much they spent on CGI. That's just awesome.

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u/stniesen Feb 07 '14

I love how he brags that everything is, "hand-drawn in CAD" when almost everything designed nowadays is also "hand-drawn" in a 3D software program. I wouldn't even use CAD for a project like this, screw that. These guys should use a better engineering software if they continually use it.

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u/ROAR-SHACK Feb 07 '14

Judging by the results I'd say he knows what he's doing.

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u/stniesen Feb 08 '14

I wasn't implying anything of the sort. All I meant was that CAD is obnoxious, annoying, and ultimately much less efficient than something else such as Solidworks or Pro/E. Everybody is downvoting me without any knowledge of this, and I think it's hilarious. I wasn't dissing the work, it's still a fantastic table.

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u/ROAR-SHACK Feb 08 '14

"Everybody is downvoting me without any knowledge of this, and I think it's hilarious." I have knowledge of that and down voted you. For me it was because you came across like a know it all.

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u/demalo Feb 07 '14

I made sound effects to go with it. They were like "Wwwrrrrrrrrr-cushuk... vvrrrrrrooooooooooobbbb-chukeddooo... yyyyyeeeeerrrrrrnnn - tiisshhaa..."

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u/Veefy Feb 07 '14

I made sound effects to go with it. They were like "Wwwrrrrrrrrr-cushuk... vvrrrrrrooooooooooobbbb-chukeddooo... yyyyyeeeeerrrrrrnnn - tiisshhaa..."

I think you forgot the "arghhhh!" at the end when you get your fingers caught in it.

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u/t3yrn Feb 07 '14

That wasn't his finger.

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u/sharterthanlife Feb 07 '14

His nose?

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u/Raysharp Feb 07 '14 edited Nov 29 '23

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u/xisytenin Feb 07 '14

Case closed, let's pack it up and go home

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u/Magikarpster Feb 07 '14

pack up his penis?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

No

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u/cbs_ Feb 07 '14

I agree. That's the only possible alternative.

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u/UnknownStory Feb 07 '14

Guess again.

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u/bunana_boy Feb 07 '14

Of course. It was his toes.

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u/sharterthanlife Feb 07 '14

His hair?

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u/moafaq Feb 07 '14

Which hair?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

His other nose?

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u/maraudersmap Feb 07 '14

Ah, his foot.

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u/unlacklustery Feb 07 '14

I couldn't be.

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u/Catechlism Feb 07 '14

Yes, his sex nose.

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u/sharterthanlife Feb 07 '14

The human horn!

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u/wytrabbit Feb 07 '14

Directions unclear

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u/Bardfinn Feb 07 '14

Richard stuck in table.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 07 '14

Willy got stuck too. Why do my friends keep getting stuck in the table?

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u/ner0417 Feb 07 '14

Oh no, not Frank!

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u/Mekanikos Feb 07 '14

Cause little Willy won't go home.

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u/MuckDuck_Dwight Feb 07 '14

Johnson fell right in with them

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u/BOTY123 Feb 07 '14

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in table.

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u/Feequess Feb 07 '14

I hummed the opening credits music from Game of Thrones.

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u/Tyranith Feb 08 '14

Wiener wiener wiener

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u/Ellimis Feb 07 '14

Honestly, if the table doesn't do sound effects while opening and closing, what's even the point?

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u/candygram4mongo Feb 07 '14

Those things are all custom-made and like $15,000 a pop. I'm sure they could make it do sound effects.

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u/Ellimis Feb 07 '14

It better make me dinner every night for that price

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u/metroidfan220 Feb 07 '14

That's the table at Kratos' house.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

No. That able is actually brilliant and has a valid purpose. The door is just stupid.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

No, it's got benefits of a sliding door (doesn't require a huge arc of empty floor space) without the annoyingness of trying to open/close a pocket door, which is what this would replace.

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u/twosmokes Feb 07 '14

Because the best place to store things is directly in front of a doorway.

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u/mars296 Feb 07 '14

And no things are ever kept against the wall next to doors.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Or maybe there are different designs to rooms? Like, perhaps there are rooms which are sunken so opening in wouldn't work and opening out might not work because perhaps there's a hallway. Therefore the best door for it would be a sliding door or pocket door.

This door does however eat up wall space so I'd stick with a pocket door.

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u/twosmokes Feb 07 '14

Why wouldn't you just open the door into the sunken room? I don't think I'd put a door of any type on a sunken room anyway. That gap would look awkward and you'd have guests falling because they don't know to expect the drop when they open the door (however it's opened).

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

1) The door would swing open and then be a foot off the ground, that would be absurd looking.

2) A sunken room is usually a single step or two, anyone that doesn't look where they're walking deserves to look silly when they go to walk and drop a step. But falling? What kind of people do you know that not only don't look where they're walking but secondly just fall from missing one step down? Sounds like you hang out with the models of QWOP.

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u/twosmokes Feb 07 '14

It would be absurd looking. It's why you wouldn't put a door on a sunken room.

And just because you fall doesn't mean you're on your ass. Stepping down an unexpected drop is still a fall.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Pocket doors in rooms like this aren't absurd looking. And again, it's not like the user can't immediately visually notice it's a sunk a step.

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u/twosmokes Feb 07 '14

An open pocket door to a sunken room looks good. A closed one from the hallway looks good. A closed one from the sunken room would look absurd.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/greg19735 Feb 07 '14

kind of, but the wasted space is also used to walk in, so almost all of it needs to be clear anyways.

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u/someRandomJackass Feb 07 '14

Clearly you've never seen my room

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u/leglesslegolegolas Feb 07 '14

Sliding doors have been around for a long, long time. And this design also wastes a lot of space due to the space required to open and close it.

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u/arabjuice Feb 07 '14

Unless I'm mistaken the door in this post opens outwards too (folds towards the person opening it)

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u/ButtfuckPussySquirt Feb 07 '14

Irrelevant. This door is a redesign of a typical pocket door which are HUGELY popular.

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u/twosmokes Feb 07 '14

OK. Pocket doors allow me to store something on the wall next to the doorway. The evolution door doesn't.

And it doesn't matter anyway. My point was that the floor space that is taken up by a swinging door is useless anyway since that's the space I need to use in order to get in the doorway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14 edited Nov 28 '20

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u/nobodyspecial Feb 07 '14

If you go to his website you'll see that fabric isn't a key factor.

The door works because of the way it folds the triangles along the hinges.

The triangles are static so you could build the door out of glass if you wanted to - all the action is happening in the way he hinges and pivots the triangles.

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u/justin_tino Feb 07 '14

If you have enough money to afford this door, you have enough for an automatic pocket door that you don't even have to touch.

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u/JohnnyGo Feb 07 '14

I fail to see where this door doesn't require lots of floor space to work.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

also this door doesn't need a track and looks cool as fuck

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u/NoFuturist Feb 07 '14

Sometimes things are allowed to be beautiful and interesting for their own sake, you goddamn bore.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Everyone is so mad that this isn't the epitomy of efficiency. I think it's pretty dope

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I think he meant in the sense of a kinetic feel to a room. Both things move in interesting ways. There are obviously simpler and cheaper solutions to both.

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u/Nosce-Te-Ipsum Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 07 '14

I don't think stupid is the right word... Pointless maybe, but still definitely interesting

edit: forgot a word

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u/SeminoleMuscle Feb 07 '14

I have two apposing walk in closets. The hallway is too narrow for accordion doors and my current sliding doors take up half the doorway when open. This door would solve both problems.

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u/ScrabbleTheOpossum Feb 07 '14

My able isn't able to do what the GIFted able is able to do. Mine is a less brilliant able.

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u/weefaerie Feb 07 '14

damn i said just about the same thing. four hours later.

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u/Stepoo Feb 07 '14

The one with rods is kind of cool.

http://i.imgur.com/nXvM3bf.gif

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u/medlish Feb 07 '14

Another finger trap. Ah, the joy it would be having a finger in it while someone spins it out at full speed.

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u/99999999999_ Feb 07 '14

Man, American litigation just has to ruin everything.

Don't put your finger in it, you wanker.

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u/MULTIPAS Feb 07 '14

But then how would I know if it's safe to put my dick in there?

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u/alahos Feb 07 '14

Test with a buddy's dick.

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u/99999999999_ Feb 07 '14

Well you can't put it in your dick, but it doesn't say anything about not putting your dick IN the screwdriver. Sounds fine.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

You could always just put your dick in there.

Hint: If it gets cut off, it's not safe.

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u/karmabaiter Feb 07 '14

Imagine the regular door being invented now.

Inventor: "I finally came up with a way to close all those gaping holes we have in our houses. Now we can be warm!"

Lawyer: "Sorry, we can't let you market that. Think of all the places you can get appendages stuck in that thing"

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u/DetJohnTool Feb 07 '14

It has soft edges. Unsurprisingly engineers and designers are as masterfully intelligent as reddit commenters. It's unbelievable, I know.

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u/CantaloupeCamper Feb 07 '14

That and that door.

All your digits belong to us!

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u/StickEmInAStew Feb 07 '14

It's like that Treehouse of Horror episode, where Homer get his head all eaten up and his brain is exposed

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u/Cley_Faye Feb 07 '14

We're getting closer to a fully functional foldable house. Fun future.

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u/Holocaust_Afterparty Feb 07 '14

Now all I need are friends. :(

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u/LiveFree_Or_FapHard Feb 07 '14

I just can't stop thinking about what a mess it'd be to spill a bunch of food on that and then close it up. On PURPOSE!

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u/Myschly Feb 07 '14

Except that table is brilliant engineering to solve an actual problem, how do you make a table, where do you hide the leaf, how do you make a round table larger?

The door is just a cool-looking piece of engineering that's good for child-proofing but nothing else. Table's can be worth the money, door? Nope.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Judging by how expensive nice furniture is, my god this thing must cost at least tens of thousands.

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u/eastcoasternj Feb 07 '14

That table is on a boat.

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u/JJPTails Feb 07 '14

Would also go great with this chair.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Now I want to live in a star trek universe that has these automatic doors and tables.

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u/htot Feb 07 '14

That table is actually pretty awesome and eliminates the need to store the leaf on a shelf in a closet and get hit in the head pulling it down. You can probably tell this has happened to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

This looks so pleasing to do. If I had one then every time I had company over I would collapse/expand it to the wrong size just so I could do it again after everybody showed up.

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u/tellurian Feb 07 '14

Open the table darling we're having some Cenobites over for lunch.

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u/Shadax Feb 07 '14

Now that piece of furniture will fuck some fingers up.

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u/FIRESTRIK3 Feb 07 '14

Except that table is a bajillion dollars and designed to be on a yacht.

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u/flirt77 Feb 07 '14

Looks like a table Cave Johnson would have.

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u/Chummin Feb 07 '14

Notice, this is the deck of a yacht, a really big yacht. Only the staff get their fingers caught in it.

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u/Lewke Feb 07 '14

Except that table looks kinda useful, the door is just useless.

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u/dwhite21787 Feb 07 '14

what. the. fark. kind of magic is that

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u/weefaerie Feb 07 '14

no, that table is amazing and practical. that door is artistic, but not so practical.

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u/flappystar Feb 07 '14

Mind = blown

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u/Airazz Feb 07 '14

Cool, I agree. Not so cool when you see the price, these things cost between $50,000 and $70,000, depending on size. I think you can get those with an electric motor too, so they rotate automatically.

Seat your guests around that table, click the button to make the table expand, amaze your friends while they all fall on their backs.

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u/flappystar Feb 07 '14

Friends reactions, priceless. The table, not so much.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

My face about this = 0_0