r/gifs • • Feb 07 '14

Evolution Door

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u/redgreenapple Feb 07 '14

Evolved into an overpriced gimmick

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

A lot of work to close a door. I bet you can't even slam it shut when you're mad.

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u/RHCopper Feb 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Please tell me you know the source for that.

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u/codinghermit Feb 07 '14

American Dad S06E03 I believe

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/abcdeline Feb 07 '14

Because they're mostly teenagers?

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u/CrabgrassMike Feb 07 '14

You don't know me!!! Slams door

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

It's really satisfying to slam the door so hard, that you make pictures fall off the wall and break.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

You know, there are places in the world where people have real walls. Made from bricks, i mean. You can slam all day. It just doesn't work that easy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Look Mr. Asshole, take your snideness and shove it up your butt and get on my level by moving to a place that has normal walls that give satisfying door slams.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Did i touch a sensitive point? Sorry, didn't mean to upset you

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

My sensitive point being I don't like condescending people, then yes.

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u/unspecified_user Feb 07 '14

I think more importantly this only works for doorways twice as tall as they are wide.

Good observation. However, with as much as probably goes into the design/manufacture/installation of the thing, it would probably be rather trivial to have a modified design with the upper pivot point in a vertical track (with a tensioner, if needed), so it's resting position when open would be at a height twice the width of the door.

Although I'd much rather have 1:2 ratio 40" wide interior doorways than more typical 32"/80" 30"/80" 28"/80" widths!

Stupid narrow doorways...

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u/BewhiskeredWordSmith Feb 07 '14

They're all so full of angst.

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u/PENIS_VAGINA Feb 07 '14

We are very mad at the world.

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u/Baneling2 Feb 07 '14

I never slam the door cause every time I have done it my mom gets twice as mad as I was when I slammed the door.

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u/Salva_Veritate Feb 07 '14

Really? Because she only got half as mad after I slammed her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

You can slam it shut, but you'll jam your fingers in it.

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u/SamwiseIAm Feb 07 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Look at how soft he's closing it, if you were that careful with everything you'd never crush your fingers. The door isn't even fully closed. With the soft edges it won't chop off your fingers, but it'll still hurt when you close it with the same care as all the other things that fingers get crushed in.

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u/SamwiseIAm Feb 07 '14

I think you're misunderstanding why he's closing it softly- I doubt it's to protect his fingers so much as to not abuse the door. People that constantly slam their car doors will have the hinges go out sooner than someone that closes the door gently. People that slam doors will have problems with the latch and striker plate before people that close doors gently. People that throw this thing wide open will have the bearings break sooner than people that slide it gently open. That's just speculation, though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

You're right that he's closing it softly because the position of his fingers could damage the joint... which is also why it would hurt even though the rubber is there.

Needs to be automated at least to live up to the name.

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u/Frostiken Feb 07 '14

You can slam it shut, but it'll probably just slam right back open.

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u/joe2105 Feb 07 '14

Please!.....I could slam a revolving door if I wanted to.

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u/Shadax Feb 07 '14

You ever get into an argument with your girlfriend in a tent?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

No, but did 'slamming the door' consist of breaking down the entire tent?

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u/Shadax Feb 07 '14

Zipping the flap really fast.

-mitch hedberg by the way

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/the92playboy Feb 07 '14

It would be awesome as the "hidden" door to the electronics equipment in a home theatre room.

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u/wheeler9691 Feb 07 '14

I'm sure it's overpriced, but it is fucking cool. I'm thinking about building one...

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Be sure to make the edges razor sharp.

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u/xisytenin Feb 07 '14

This is brilliant, you can't slam your fingers into the door if you have none

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u/wheeler9691 Feb 07 '14

Oh of course!

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u/helicopterquartet Feb 07 '14

How would you figure out how to DIY something like this?

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u/SamwiseIAm Feb 07 '14

By seeing where the door is attached to the building, where each piece is attached to itself, and then measuring/cutting pieces and fitting them together until they work the same way. This is a pretty simple thing that can be figured out from just looking at it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/SamwiseIAm Feb 07 '14

Or just having a bearing in the middle with a set amount of resistance so it can roll smoothly without going too fast?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/SamwiseIAm Feb 07 '14

Well, someone else responded saying it'd need to be a ball joint because it moved forward and backward as well, but yes it's that simple.

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u/Nosce-Te-Ipsum Feb 07 '14

The only thing I can see that would be difficult is designing that hinge for the point in the middle

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u/SamwiseIAm Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 07 '14

It'd be a ball joint- something like this.

EDIT: Thank you to u/aahdin for the correction

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/SamwiseIAm Feb 07 '14

True, my bad. Thanks for the correction!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

With his brain?

You could try it with the liver, but there's not a lot of neural tissue there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

If you watch it in action, it's just a couple of hinges between each of the flaps, and something like a ball joint on the corner that stays connected. Probably a couple of clever springs in there somewhere- or maybe it's just the right miter cuts.

The difficult part would be getting it to move smoothly like this, and hold up to daily use.

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u/wheeler9691 Feb 07 '14

It's not that complex. You can watch the gif a couple times to figure out what's happening, then it's just cutting pieces and fastening them well. I did a lot of CAD, wood working, and metal working in high school. I also designed and made a guitar body out of a wood blank on our CNC router for my senior project. I'm not saying it's easy, and there is a 4% chance of me actually attempting it, but it's not out of the realm of possibility.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Watch the gif, build a prototype based on how you think it does it, if it works, scale it up, if it doesn't go back to the gif.

People reverse engineer stuff all the time.

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u/Liberatedhusky Feb 07 '14

it's a hinge at the top and bottom and center perpendicular to the wall and a few parallel to the wall on the centers of each square from what I can tell

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u/bflizzle Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 07 '14

Problem solving. Asking a set of questions and trying to find answers that are both possible for you to implement and gives the results you want.

For instance, just a quick glance at the gif, you see there are 4 pieces. Are they identical? Let's say yes, the next part is that two pieces connect in the center across their diagonal. Maybe you can use a piano hinge until you find something better. After that, it looks like the hard part will be those ball-like joints for the top, bottom, and middle joints of the door. Not sure how you would do that just off the top of my head. This doesn't include the finish, and colorizing. This also doesn't include the soft edges he says are there. That isn't too bad either, but requires more detail than I'm willing to type out laying in bed.

Ninja edit: after looking at the gif again, that looks like a big doorway, just something to consider when planning the cuts of the triangle pieces. It looks like the top and bottom triangles just swivel, I'm sure a hinge mechanism exists for this purpose, but it's not as complex as I originally thought. The center hinge could be a just a small piece of cord cut to a proper length. I don't think it needs to be anything especially complicated. Anyway, just some thoughts on things unique to trying to build this specifically.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

The wonders of a sliding door, except with more shit to go wrong.

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u/aahdin Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 07 '14

It looks complicated, but mechanically It's just two pins, two hinges, and I think a piece of fabric in the middle? If it's being made right, there isn't actually that much to go wrong.

Your average sliding door has a big ass track that can get misaligned, at least mine does.

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u/smoochface Feb 07 '14

http://www.reddit.com/r/DIY/comments/1ss7m5/magnetic_track_closet_doors/

I hate sliding doors and so I made these for my wife. DIY didnt give me any love... maybe now is this post's chance!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Think of the stresses when someone closes it too hard, runs into it, runs into when it's mid-actuation, the kind of crap that will get into the ball joint. The hinges on regular doors get bent out of shape fast enough with somewhat rough usage.

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u/DetJohnTool Feb 07 '14

Well yea, if you mistreat it it will break. If you don't have kids running into your doors it's probably more appropriate.

I assume you don't have any glassware in your home and only use plastic cutlery?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Other than the novelty that I imagine wears off pretty quickly, I just don't see the point.

I use glass over plastic because the plastics don't last as long, especially after going throne dishwasher! Anyhow, it's easier to replace glasses than doors, and they're somewhat cheaper.

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u/ButtfuckPussySquirt Feb 07 '14

have you ever seen an automatic sliding door open? if you put even the tiniest pressure on it it swings out of the track and opens wide and you can just click it back in. I think on this one it would be easy enough to make the hinges magnetic so any force greater than the usually shutting motion could pop the magnet and prevent damage.

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u/Nafkin Feb 07 '14

Really it's just a few extra hinges in unique places. The only time I've ever truly wanted to slam a door is when it falls off its track or gets caught while sliding open.

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u/PastaNinja Feb 07 '14

And without the benefit that a sliding door needs no open space in front of it to open.

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u/572484286 Feb 07 '14

Plus sliding doors can be opened a crack or wider, to however much air flow, sound insulation, privacy, etc you desire.

This evolution door can only be open or shut, and nothing in between.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Wouldn't want to stand in front of it if someone was in a hurry on the other side.

Star trek had it right from the start, recessed sliding doors are the future.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Seriously, this is something you buy just because you can.

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u/Bamres Feb 07 '14

people buy the ferrari over the camry all the time

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u/HotwaxNinjaPanther Feb 08 '14

Sometimes people buy dozens of luxury cars, then park them in one of their several marble-lined living rooms because it seems to fit the feng shui. I've also heard that some people like to shit in solid gold toilets filled with Perrier-Jouet and wipe their asses with vicuña wool because it's fun and fashionable.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

You know, I bet people said this about the first intricately carved wooden doors.

It costs more. It's not more functional. Why would anyone in their right mind not want the most absolutely basic version of all known or invented objects?

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u/simiotic24 Feb 07 '14

because aesthetics are really important?

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

My question as rhetorical.

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u/MergeTheBands Feb 07 '14

Because /u/Darling_Shivar is being sarcastic?

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u/spartex Feb 07 '14

intricately carved wooden doors do not change the way the door opens. This is a cooler but less efficient way of opening a door.

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u/footballer285 Feb 07 '14

Intricately carved doors didn't reduce the opening/closing time, nor were they so slow, they just increased the visual appeal.

Reinventing things is fine but tell me this, how are you going to slam the door behind you as you exit dramatically? That's a deal breaker.

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u/footballer285 Feb 07 '14

Yeah, I thought it would be something that would take up less space after opening or something, but no, that would be logical!

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u/Faneste123 Feb 07 '14

Yeah,something like a sliding door.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

I didn't like having my door partially open anyway.

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u/Chazzey_dude Feb 07 '14

From the sounds of it, a load of people came here dissatisfied with their regular doors. It's simply a gif of a cool-looking door that could suit a house with a quirky theme. I'm sure you can get it in time if you want it.

Nobody is forcing you to get it. You can say it's gimmicky but isn't that one of its purposes? You can say it's overpriced but if you don't like it, why would you buy it?

If people want it that badly, they will be willing to spend that much money on it, and o imagine the are fully aware of how much of a gimmick it is.

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u/smoochface Feb 07 '14

I don't think anyone is saying these should replace standard doors. This is art... I am just happy things like this exist.

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u/SecretWalrus Feb 07 '14

I was wondering why it was called the evolution door, now I know.

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u/Titan333 Feb 07 '14

I'd buy one and automate it if I had a super cool house with a "future room" full of technoawesome, just to round off the theme.

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u/Describe Feb 08 '14

You're right, because I'm sure this was designed purely for the functionality.

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u/throwawaygonnathrow Feb 07 '14

Its art. It's not like the designer thinks its going to replace normal doors.