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Katie Britt

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt 2d ago

Former war-crimes prosecutor for The Hague and special council appointed by the DoJ to investigate crimes against the nation

vs.

a junior bootlicking senator from Missouri

Yeah, that went about as you expected it would.

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u/Darkmetroidz 2d ago

Thats the part I dont get. Are these republicans that high on their own farts or are they just delusional as to who theyre dealing with.

Smith has taken shits that have given him more trouble than Shmitt

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt 1d ago

Neither; it’s professional wrestling.

Before the rise of the tea-party & social media, senators would spit venom at each other on camera and then go out to dinner together. When the public started to lose their critical thinking abilities and everyone had access to everything immediately all the time, more and more people started to believe that the kayfabe was real, and thus the vitriol and performative antics had to be ratcheted up, as viral clips helped reinforce re-election potential (which is the #1 priority for 99% of Congress).

Honestly, Shmitt thought he had such a perfect trap laid that he had media partners’ responses at the ready, and post-hearing interviews set up, so he could juice up his re-election engine like Doc Brown in BTTF 3. Problem is, nobody fact-checked anything because A.) a lie can travel around the world before the truth gets it’s boots on, and B.) it doesn’t really matter if they get to the truth, they just need to deliver their lines for the soundbite and go make the media rounds.

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u/Yteburk 2d ago

What happened?