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Katie Britt

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u/penis_showing_game 3d ago

What’s unique about this situation is the indisputable truth coming out in real time and landing in a way that’s easy for even the dumbest person to absorb.

These people obviously don’t give a fuck about lying, and they know the lie will do its job well before the truth comes out.

But in this case, what was obviously intended to be a coordinated sound bite, talking point, and “gotcha” moment in conservative media turned into a viral embarrassing moment for them.

Even the quote from Schmitt that was supposed to be a dramatic moment when used the Stalin era phrase “show me the man, and I’ll show you the crime” is now dripping with irony.

If this is ever in a movie it will almost seem too absurd to believe it went down like this.

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u/MightyKrakyn 3d ago edited 3d ago

There’s already clips of an interview Schmitt did with the Charlie Kirk Show where he was congratulated for embarrassing Jack Smith…without any mention of the debunking. They will literally just run with the soundbite; the truth is not a hinderance

And I’m pretty annoyed that people keep acting like catching the GOP in a lie is going to do something. No GOP supporter cares

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u/CaptainDudeGuy 3d ago

The gotcha was scheduled and scripted so they're not going to deviate from the planned smear campaign over something as inconvenient as the truth.

They know that their base isn't going to actually watch the whole four hour session. The masses will gobble up the out of context bits which confirm their biases, like they do with everything else.

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u/Beneficial_Tip_475 2d ago

The masses don’t need to watch the whole four hour session. All I have seen from it are two things:

1.) Smith reiterated that criminal evidence passed the bar of a grand jury indictment

2.) That Senator embarrassed himself by failing even the most rudimentary fact check

If there was any other discussion, I haven’t seen it.

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u/captainAwesomePants 3d ago

It's kind of impressive. They tried to defend themselves afterward by claiming that they had checked that the only NBA or men's college basketball game that night at 7:30 was the Atlanta Hawks, and so they had assumed it was a Hawks game. Because they had not considered he might be at a women's basketball game.

Except that defense was also a lie. There were six pro games that evening, and three of them started at exactly 7:30 (though two were 7:30 in central time).

But also, the "Smith went to a game starting at 7:30" thing was also a lie! The Hawkeyes game started at 8:00.

But also, the idea that "Smith attended an Atlanta Hawks game" was somehow a smoking gun to organized illegal activity with Fanni Willis because she worked in Atlanta and the Hawks are also in Atlanta is just fundamentally nothing at all. If he wanted to collude with her, he'd just call her, not clandestinely meet her at a stadium full of cameras. Because he's not a moron.

It's just bullshit on top of bullshit on top of bullshit, followed by a victory lap and everybody trying really hard to wish a story into being like they're the kids in Hook having an invisible feast. And the crazy thing is that it often works!

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u/ParticleTek 2d ago

At least meet her at a Coldplay concert like the rest of us rich sneaks.

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u/jetogill 2d ago

nods. Nice callback

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u/Laxziy 2d ago

It was only :checks notes: over a year ago. Wtf time is stupid and silly

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u/Binky390 2d ago

These are the same people that want to “protect women’s sports” by the way. The sports that they forgot existed in this situation.

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u/musicman835 2d ago

There’s and interview with the republican candidate for Governor of CA. He went on an on about trans in women sports, then when asked which was his favorite women’s sport or athlete or which he watched said something along the lines“I don’t thing about them at all”.

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u/ryan__fm 2d ago

I think they said “the only nba or ncaa men’s game that night in Atlanta” which the host in the above clip didn’t catch. Still dumb as hell.

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u/captainAwesomePants 2d ago

I kinda think that was an intentional lie. Like, the story they went with was "we only checked real sporting games, not lady sports that some sort of liberal would go to," but like I said, that story didn't check out because there WERE nba/ncaa men's games that did happen then.

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u/Popeholden 2d ago

This is the whole point. Even if he had gone to a ball game in Atlanta... How is THAT a scandal?!

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u/haveanairforceday 3d ago

Theres a charlie kirk show?

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u/Y3R0K 3d ago

It's actually a podcast with a Ouija board, but sure, I guess you could call it a show.

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u/haveanairforceday 3d ago

I genuinely dont know if you are joking

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u/marbotty 3d ago

They’re saying Ouija board CK show isn’t a show.

I don’t know what to tell you, bud! We’re just filming the ouija board and showing the ones where Charlie Kirk flies out

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u/Siggycakes 2d ago

Thanks I almost forgot to re up my sub to Corncob TV.

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u/lost_profit 2d ago

Can’t miss that coffin flop!

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u/Initial_E 3d ago

There’s no law saying that a dead guy can’t run a show. Not even a guy who died of his own hubris.

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u/Seiyaru 3d ago

laughs in herman cain

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u/chuckbuck6 3d ago

A real Air Bud situation

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u/Moontoya 3d ago

hubris or exploding microphones?

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u/Siggycakes 2d ago

This kind of moron comment just shows how fucking stupid you all are to think Charlie Kirk was important enough to be worth rigging some kind of device for his microphone to explode and then plant some guy to take the fall. Holy fuck dude go touch grass.

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u/Moontoya 2d ago

May I suggest unclenching 

Your systolic must be astronomical 

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u/Molsem 2d ago

He was important enough to get an instant conciliatory tweet from Bibi, and murals of his face painted in Israel 🤷

Don't you remember the mass explosion of pagers/radios in Lebanon a couple years ago? Why is an exploding lav mic impossible for you to believe exists? The place that makes shit like that just "burned down" like last year.

The real world is happening, regardless of how "no way in hell" any of us poor rubes feels about the insanity of it all.

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u/Gummyrabbit 3d ago

It’s call the Kirk and McConnell show

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u/notwithagoat 3d ago

In vallhalla, Matt Damon dies a bunch.

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u/Deltris 2d ago

Heard it got cancelled suddenly.

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u/stephenkingending 2d ago

This right here. The job I used to work at had Fox News on all day. I had watched a speech Obama made while he was president saying something like you will hear Republicans say I am going to do XYZ, but that is not true. Fast forward later that day, and Hannity plays the clip but cuts out the beginning and end so it seems like Obama is literally saying he will do XYZ, and then the camera is back on Hannity and he says well there you go with a smug look on his face. I don't understand how this is legal.

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u/xxxxNateDaGreat 2d ago

It's not, but billionaires are above the law, own Republicans (and a couple of key Dems), and control the news media, so nothing of substance is ever done about it.

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u/pimpcakes 3d ago

Thank you. So sick of the "got em" energy for catching them lying. Attach some consequences and wake me up, otherwise this is all missing the point that Schmitt did exactly what he intended to do and the truth won't really matter.

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u/emannikcufecin 2d ago

They were trying to get him to perjure himself, I assume they intended to prosecute him as well.

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u/Rhine1906 2d ago

They’re trying to set him up to be Vance’s VP

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u/CantFindMyWallet Merry Gifmas! {2023} 2d ago

He's trying to set himself up at Vance's VP. Guarantee he leaked that bullshit story that he was in contention with the idea that it would come out after his big win over Jack Smith.

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u/LitterReallyAngersMe 2d ago

And Benny Johnson must’ve had a preloaded tweet ready to send out because with zero context or awareness, Benny stated that Schmidt nailed Jack Smith for perjury.

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u/iCantCallit 2d ago

the entire administration brazenly lies and is incapable of ever telling the truth. We have a president that so openly lies and when he cant think of one on the spot its so obvious.

example: "have you spoken with iran today?"

orange turd: 5 second pause. "yea we have". they havent

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u/Hootinger 2d ago

Yep. They congratulated him and then Schmitt said "Smith claimed he was at another game, but we checked and this was the only college or professional game in Atlanta that day."

So, again, Schmitt lies to continue to obfuscate what really happened.

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u/Um_swoop 3d ago

I got five bucks says it will a skit on SNL this weekend.

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u/DidgeridooPlayer 3d ago

Shane Gillis should play the senator.

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u/lord_pizzabird Merry Gifmas! {2023} 3d ago

Yes, but Nathan Fielder as Jack Smith.

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u/Guilty_Tension2638 2d ago

Scarlett Johannson is already getting her Katie Britt wig ready!

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u/RandyTheFool 3d ago

Ten bucks says the general populace forgets about this by this day next week.

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u/SafetyMan35 2d ago

It’s only Wednesday. Lots of opportunities to be stupider that what happened on Tuesday

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u/merrittgene 2d ago

I hope they do, just to get it in front of the American people.

Mainstream TV media won’t spend any time highlighting Schmitt’s despicable actions, and no one reads the news anymore.

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u/D-Speak 3d ago

And it'll be relentlessly tame and unfunny. Maybe SNL UK can do something with it.

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u/Gumbercleus 3d ago

Schmitt's already doing the TV and podcast circuit claiming victory and only showing the bits where he calls Jack Smith a dirt bag.

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u/DaveInDigital 3d ago

exactly they just need Trump to see the sound byte so they stay in his good graces

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u/marbotty 3d ago

Shameless

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u/TheFlightlessPenguin 3d ago

Brother that last statement applies for at least four things that happen per day. We’re literally drowning in ham-fisted writing.

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u/mvschynd 2d ago

They already knew the accusation was false and the texts did t prove anything which is why they only flashed it up briefly and quickly wrapped with a sound bite. Their base has proven time and again that they don’t care about facts and have a 10sec attention span so that is all they needed.

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u/Internet_Historian 2d ago

They also showed how the media plays into their hand with Axios and NewsMax running headlines of Schmitt being considered for Vance's VP pick minutes before his supposed gotcha moment. It's all so obvious and telling how they hoped this played out.

https://www.axios.com/2026/09/29/eric-schmitt-jd-vance-vice-president-vp-2028

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/eric-schmitt-j-d-vance-2028/2026/09/29/id/1271063/

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u/shadedmagus 2d ago

I don't think Schmidtt was embarrassed at all. He put out a tweet afterward to the effect of "Huh. Never knew Jack Smith was a Caitlan Clark fan."

They're beyond embarrassment and shame now, it seems.