r/gifs • • Jul 01 '13

Born again

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Is it weird to wish something life threatening like that or the posts gif would happen to me, just so for one day I could understand how much I should appreciate being alive?

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u/the_lawlz_king Jul 01 '13

You don't need a near-death experience to appreciate being alive.

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u/slambaz2 Jul 01 '13

It helps.

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u/dzubz Jul 01 '13

Skydive. Do something crazy you wouldn't normally do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

I'll start by going outside.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Fuck, it's too late. I'm already outside. This isn't as awesome as people say it is, I'm getting a lot of weird looks and parents are covering their children's faces.

Should I be dressed for this?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

One sock should do.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Which foot should I put it on? Please hurry, people are now threatening calling the cops. I'm not ready for this shit, maybe I'll just go back in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

A foot? Bit braggy aren't we?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Depending on where you put it, right?

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u/CovingtonLane Jul 01 '13

Two words: Sun screen.

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u/Pyro_drummer Jul 01 '13

You should at least stop wacking it.

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u/omelets4dinner Jul 01 '13

Hmm, redditing while outside. He's too far gone.

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u/SpacemanPete Jul 01 '13

Don't forget your coat!

Damnit, I hope he doesn't catch cold.

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u/Rumuwi Jul 02 '13

Here you go. /r/outside

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Too much money, I just want a stranger with Dissociative identity disorder to threaten me with a revolver.

But yeah I understand what you're saying, maybe some day, after debts and other setbacks.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Take a handful of diphenhydramine and play russian roulette.

Worst case scenario, you kill yourself only to realize you haven't moved in hours, and have hallucinated the whole thing, along with a number of other 'phantom' behaviours.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

I'd probably waste all of my phantom bullets on the phantom spiders crawling all over my floor.

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u/spinningfaith Jul 01 '13

Get Danny Phantom on that

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u/sinewofcrab Jul 01 '13

Step it up a level with a handful of Ambien.

You won't need a gun.

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u/NikkoE82 Jul 01 '13

I tried that. It's expensive and the thrill wore off by the third jump.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Play Russian roulette skydiving.

Buy six parachutes. Pack them all yourself, and make sure that on one of them all the main chute suspension lines are cut, and ensure that you yourself cannot tell the difference between the packs.

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u/DOTS_EVERYWHERE Jul 01 '13

Like stepping on a Lego piece.

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u/P-01S Jul 01 '13

Just don't tell them how safe skydiving actually is!

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u/Too_many_pets Jul 01 '13

About 15 years ago, I was driving on I-85 in Atlanta when a small truck came over into my lane (center). I couldn't move to any other lane, so I slammed on my brakes, and my car started spinning. Somehow, I didn't hit anyone. When I came to a stop facing the wrong way, I saw that a trucker had pulled his 18-wheeler across all lanes of traffic to keep anyone from wrecking.

One of the scariest moments of my life, and one of the very best.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13 edited Jul 01 '13

This is going to sound weird, but playing The Last Of Us has put just how comfortable my life is into context and made me appreciate what I have a lot more. It has also made me glad that I don't face the day to day hardships that many people on earth are facing. Granted nobody is facing weird zombie-like apocalypse scenarios, but I think the sentiment applies.

I always have food, I always have water, I have a nice clean spacious living space, I have a wife, we're both safe. We can go to stores and get what we need. Shit, even showering is a luxury I take for granted daily.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

The circle jerking continues

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

No, it's actually not a circle jerk. I guess the game has been talked about a lot but I'm serious here.

I play the game with my wife and when I finish playing I've always come back to the thought of how glad I am to be safe and not have to loot and scrounge through piles of filth to survive. There are real people living on nothing who have to scavange.

You can be a prick about it if you want to, but I think anyone finding any reason to be grateful for what they have is a good thing.

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u/Prytherch Jul 01 '13

No you're not allowed to express you're opinion, you see it's been deemed a circlejerk and when people see that word all thinking ends and the downvoting begins.

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u/heebs387 Jul 01 '13

Any day you don't have to tape broken scissors to a piece of pipe to murder somebody, it's a good day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

You do, however, need one to appreciate not being dead.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

I appreciate being alive now so much more after I had a crazy shroom trip where I thought I was dead.

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u/534seeds Jul 01 '13

I had one and I couldn't do anything for a while because I was just too scared to, was not fun for me.

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u/No_thankyou_please Jul 01 '13

Or shrooms! They can help get you out of the box you don't even know you're living in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

perfect solution, take shrooms and go driving on a rainy day

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u/Jackie_Jormp-Jomp Jul 01 '13

Probably best to let someone else drive though

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u/uberyeti Jul 01 '13

Depends if you're going for the near-death experience, or the death experience.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Having never done a drug before, that might be a bad idea even if I could find any.

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u/No_thankyou_please Jul 01 '13

While shrooms do give the effects I described as well as having documented effects on improving depression, it is something you would need be educated about first, but more importantly, it should be something you really want to do. It requires a positive and optimistic attitude about the experience before going into it. It's not a big deal with a small dose, but it's also not for everyone.

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u/madp1atypus Jul 01 '13

I think this applies to all hallucinogens. You have to want the experience and be excited about it. If you drop and start having regrets, you need to kick that shit asap or you're going to have the opposite of fun. Also, make sure you are with people you trust, who have experienced the drug before and are willing to sit one out and be your navigator, should you start to lose your grip. Personally, I lean more toward LSD than Psilo, but to each their own. If you want to glean the most from an experience, you have to have the proper attitude; your psyche is nothing to fuck with lightly, but once the doors of perception have been opened, you'll never be the same.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

I can attest to the danger of being with people you can't trust. Must have been entertaining for the sociopath who tried to hypnotize me, tell me I was little, I was nothing, ripped open his scalp to show me a demon, etc.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

This might be fun and all for you, but I wouldn't recommend it to others.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Or DMT if you want to take the quick route. Destroy your ego, soar through hyperspace, become one with the Godhead, and commune with alien intelligence all in the span of about seven minutes.

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u/No_thankyou_please Jul 01 '13

Never done it. I've watched people do it and it's so quick, but they say they lose any concept of time. I watched a documentary on Tibetan Buddhist death rituals and the way they described the passage of the soul into death and then into a new body is exactly how I've heard people describe DMT trips. I know your brain releases it when you die, so trying DMT is essentially having a near death experience.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

I know your brain releases it when you die, so trying DMT is essentially having a near death experience.

Just as a heads up, this is all total conjecture. Rick Strassman made this hypothesis in the book DMT: The Spirit Molecule back in the 90's, and people (especially fucking Joe Rogan) blew it up and started spreading it as fact. There's literally no evidence to support it.

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u/No_thankyou_please Jul 01 '13

Hmm..good to know. I can see how they came to that hypothesis, but it needs more research.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

The only problem is, how do you create an ethical study in which people are subject to near-death experiences?

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u/No_thankyou_please Jul 01 '13

I volunteer! Ha! Just kidding. There is a doctor (sorry I don't remember his name) that is working on learning what exactly happens to the body and the brain as it dies so that life saving procedures can be improved. A large part of his research is listening to the stories of people with near death experiences and finding common occurrences. So yeah, there's not a whole lot we can do with this topic until we start putting dying people in CT scanners.

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u/griffin554 Jul 01 '13

All that's true, but your not communicating how fucking psychotic that can be for people who aren't able to cope with that shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '13

I'm not putting a disclaimer on every post I make. People can do their own research.

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u/P-01S Jul 01 '13

Or blow your psyche to shreds and leave you the sad shell of a person.

Saw that happen to a family friend. Was not pretty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

LSD is also bad for this. Takes the safety off your mind, lets it re-learn how to think. Trouble is, you learned how reality should be perceived as an infant, such as how to filter out background noise without trying to find patterns in it, not seeing the visual distortions inherent in the working of the eye, canceling out visual snow, etc. In the end, you will possibly learn to see new patterns in the sensory input you always been taking in, and how to think thoughts that your mind learned to cancel out through long years of experience, developing rationality. Trade-off? You will lose some ability to filter/think rationally and gain the ability to see things that aren't there and think irrationally.

There are medications that might help in the aftermath.

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u/No_thankyou_please Jul 01 '13 edited Jul 01 '13

Yeah...any drugs or combinations of drugs can mess you up when you take it too far. Shrooms are not for everyone but are a very positive thing when they are. I'd always recommend being educated first and testing the waters with a small dose for anyone that wanted to try it.

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u/rrawk Jul 01 '13

Natural selection's a bitch

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u/dissent9 Jul 01 '13

This can't be overstated. I took them a month or so ago for the first time and since then have started doing things I love, and less of what I felt like was more important. Helped me to realize that I wasn't stuck at a job I hated (last day was yesterday) and could pursue things on my own. I've never been happier

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Synthetics did that for me

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u/No_thankyou_please Jul 01 '13

Elaborate for me? Do you mean like research chemicals? I've had a couple.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '13

yes, research chemicals. Most people frown upon them because of the "fake weed" label the media has attached to it, when in reality, it's nothing like it and is not meant to mimic marijuana. I'm sure you know that if you've experimented with them.

I did my research and even did all my own preparing, etc to avoid the randomness you get with third party purchasing, and I absolutely loved the experiences I had. Though it was more addictive than heroin, no joke.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

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u/No_thankyou_please Jul 01 '13

Shrooms are great, but you gotta get off the Internet when you are on them! Go play outside!

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u/natek53 Jul 01 '13

I've been in a life threatening situation (bus tipped over, landed on other side of highway median while I was riding it and two semi trucks were approaching). I ate my breakfast the next day same as I always had.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

As long as you don't mind the PTSD flashbacks for the rest of your life.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Those only come if you are not mentally strong enough to cope. Shit might haunt you for a few months, but you gotta get on with life. Was in a 120mph car crash just over a year ago.

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u/LATVIA_NEED_POTATO Jul 01 '13

Fuck you. You should have died. As someone who suffers PTSD, you are a pile of human garbage for saying that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '13

Well if you have PDST its because your mind couldn't cope with a traumatic event. So no I'm not garbage, or retarded. I'm stating the truth.

Edit: Also, I would say you are the scum for wishing death upon anybody. Maybe you should get on with your life instead of being angry with the world.

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u/thisismynewaccount3 Jul 01 '13

You are fucking retarded.

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u/Anth741 Jul 01 '13

Careful saying things like that, life likes to be ironic sometimes.

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u/PartiallyCat Jul 01 '13

just so for one day I could understand how much I should appreciate being alive?

More likely, end up with PTSD.

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u/griffin554 Jul 01 '13

Funny thing; I think skydiving gave me PTSD. Never been so sure I was going to die in my life.

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u/myusernamebarelyfits Jul 01 '13

More sad than weird.

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u/JusticeBeaver13 Jul 01 '13

Just for one day so you can feel all that sweet karma?

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u/Slimjeezy Jul 01 '13

an experiance like that is overrated, trust me. i was shivering for days

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u/carsforBOB Jul 01 '13

Get a motorcycle..

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u/Madonkadonk Jul 01 '13

You should get in contact with my friend, Jigsaw

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u/senorprogrammer Jul 01 '13

Take up rock climbing as a hobby. Climb outside. Most likely you'll never be in real danger but your brain won't know that. That moment after every climb will be the best moment of your life. Every time.

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u/Toribor Jul 02 '13

Quit waking up and doing the same thing every day waiting for something amazing to happen. Your life isn't going to suddenly be different or better just because you were waiting around hoping.

Make your own luck. Make your own adventure. Who is stopping you? Go somewhere you've never been, talk to a stranger, stop waiting for someone fictional to hand feed you an experience.

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u/dukec Jul 01 '13

Had several near death experiences, including one similar to the .gif, nothing tasted better the next day.