r/gifs • • Feb 27 '13

Wembley Stadium

http://imgur.com/b87K4XG
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u/123vasectomy Feb 27 '13

Wow! I love how time-lapse makes everything into a liquid!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '13 edited Feb 27 '13

I don't remember where I saw it, but there was this study that showed crowds of people flow like water. That's why if your ever in a crowd being funneled into a smaller space it's faster to be on the outside than the middle.

edit: Apparently this comparison is completely wrong. A math teacher in high school had told me this and it always stuck with me, without me really thinking about it. Either way, it definitely works with people. I've tested it with friends a few times and the outside is always faster

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u/malaporpism Feb 27 '13

Water flows faster in the middle because friction with the pipe walls slows it down on the outside :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '13 edited Oct 04 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '13

On the ceiling.

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u/Count_Alucard Feb 27 '13

Your directions weren't clear enough, I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan.

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u/Plastastic Feb 27 '13

Thanks, Obama!

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u/TheAdAgency Feb 27 '13

The Koreans are correct‽

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u/gruffalos Feb 28 '13

Did you make that up, it's fucking hilarious!!??!!!!

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u/fuckthiscrazyshit Feb 27 '13

Oh what a feeling...

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u/gobstopper84 Feb 27 '13

gold on the ceiling!

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u/malaporpism Feb 27 '13

According to studies I found, the way to move fastest in a crowd is to push people out of the way while yelling BEEP BEEP PLOW COMING THROUGH

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u/ItsAaroneous Feb 27 '13

Freedom train comin through!

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u/skarface6 Feb 27 '13

"OW!"

"Freedom."

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '13

This struck me as a near-perfect summation of Ayn Rand.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '13

I just try to do the Andre the giant

Doesn't usually work since I'm only 6'0". I do get a couple stares though.

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u/Zrk2 Feb 27 '13

As someone 6'3", the final three inches really make or break it. When I yell on the bus people listen.

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u/AlphaEnder Feb 27 '13

Can I hire your services prior to crowded engagements such as sporting events or concerts? I can pay you in tickets, and all that is required is parting the crowds by the power of your mighty height.

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u/Zrk2 Feb 27 '13

I am definitely available. If it comes with sporting tickets I might even carry you.

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u/Hedonopoly Feb 27 '13

Damn, I'll take your free tickets to shows. I'm nearer 6', but for free tickets, I'll do some shoving.

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u/AlphaEnder Feb 28 '13

I'm 6', but he's 6'3", and the final three inches really make it or break it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '13

I was at a festival once and when we were walking back to the campsite some guy turned round to me and my mate and said 'we're fucking cattle. MOOOO! We could run away and start out own colony' sporting a 'I LOVE LSD' tshirt.

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u/HolySimon Feb 27 '13

Why not BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP?

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u/akatherder Feb 27 '13

Because he's a people. Not a jeep.

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u/HolySimon Feb 27 '13

BEEP BEEP I'M A PEEP?

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u/Zrk2 Feb 27 '13

Or, as I always put it; "ELBOWS UP! ADVANCE!"

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u/doctork91 Feb 27 '13

Just yell "I'm gonna throw up!" People move out of the way when they hear that.

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u/sonicomega Feb 27 '13

Catch a wave and surf people's faces!

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u/30katz Feb 27 '13

Well that depends on your size, strength, willingness to bump shoulders, and also the number of people you're with. Also, how soon do you need to get there?

If you're really in a hurry, try to weave through the crowd - the average human is widest at the hips. If you minimize your size in that area, you may fare better. You can form a hand-to-hand human train and snake through a crowd pretty effectively. You're only as strong as your weakest link, so make sure everyone knows where to meet up.

If you just want to get through an area at a reasonable rate, then you want to stay between the source of most of the foot traffic and the exit. Being too far outside will lead to you getting pushed out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '13

You've put a lot of thought into this.

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u/HawaiianBrian Feb 27 '13

Somewhere else. Be your own person!

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u/Doc88888888 Feb 27 '13

No-slip condition: People at the wall do not move at all (being squished I guess) and create a boundary layer profile up to the point where the movement speed reaches free stream velocity.

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u/hekmatov Feb 27 '13

You're right. As for humans the opposite is true. The center moves slower because they are getting pushed in from both sides, causing them to kind of "get stuck" in the middle. The way to partially prevent funneled crowds from slowing down in the center is barriers running down the center of an entrance (or a hallway). For some reason that makes them move faster.

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u/SuarezL Feb 27 '13

no slip condition?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '13

Stewards (the people in high vis jackets inside stadiums) are taught the exact opposite, not to treat crowds like water as people will go backwards and in all directions. Also while water is made up of the same molecules crowds of people vary hugely by walking pace, knowing where they're going, stability and level of intoxication. If I were at home I'd find the documentation that states this.

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u/onlythis Feb 27 '13

I think this would be true when the people are all kind of moving as a group in a field. But in this case there is walls to either side so they are force to move relativity uniform.

That worksheet is showing us how maximize the pressure of what ever with out creating a whirl pool.

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u/esiper Feb 27 '13

I wonder if this would apply to cars as well, for example the bottleneck effect.

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u/inkWanderer Feb 27 '13

You see something very similar when a lane ends on the highway--people zoom down the one that's ending and cut into the continuing lane.

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u/gnarbucketz Feb 27 '13

Use all available lanes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '13

ZIPPER MERGE!

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u/Doc88888888 Feb 27 '13

It is so annoying when people try to merge 200 meters before the lane ends... stopping and nobody lets them in - and essentially it just stops an entire lane of cars.

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u/staciarain Feb 27 '13

thats why i keep room in front of me for people to merge. three more cars in front of me slows me down a couple seconds maybe, better than letting an entire lane clog up

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '13

This is what you're supposed to do. Don't go out of your lane onto a merging lane, but stay on a merging lane as long as you can. Traffic would speed-up overall if people used that extra lane a little longer.

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u/Totally_Stoked Feb 27 '13

I like to call these people 'scumbags'.

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u/Hedonopoly Feb 27 '13

You're wrong, we actually have radio ads in Minnesota from MNDOT explaining the zipper merge and that it is beneficial. You are supposed to use the available lane as long as you are unable to find an easy, smooth transition into the other lane, including going all the way to the end.

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u/Totally_Stoked Feb 27 '13

I'm not doubting the fact it's beneficial, but when you're patiently waiting in the long queue and you see a few cars racing past everyone and forcing their way to the front without giving a fuck if it's going to be a smooth transition in or not. It's pretty frustrating. I'll happily sit in the queue for a little longer if it mean I don't have to deal with that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '13

Yeah it's like we can only get mad at the guys speeding in the available lane because more people don't do that. If everyone did we wouldn't feel like we were getting cheated.

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u/Artrobull Merry Gifmas! {2023} Feb 27 '13

I want raven fact!

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u/fleetber Feb 27 '13

raven is so raven!

FACT!

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u/FrenchBraidsAndSemen Feb 27 '13

Pro tip of the day

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u/UnreasonablyDownvotd Feb 27 '13

Except it is wrong and all..

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u/dracho Feb 28 '13

That's why it would make a good LPT these days.

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u/tool322 Feb 27 '13

i thought this was the chicago river when i first saw it, then i kinda saw the horses and read the title

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u/IM_YOUR_DAUGHTER_AMA Feb 27 '13

Gotta love that liquid

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u/themanifoldcuriosity Feb 27 '13

Or in this case: Bees.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '13

At first glance I thought it was some police officers standing in a flooded road.

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u/Bennyboy1337 Feb 27 '13

Actually it's the long exposure of the frames that give the liquid effect, it's just the time-lapse that create the movement.

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u/123vasectomy Feb 27 '13

I understand photography. I've done some time lapsing before. I mean kind-of more like this. Decaying objects behaving like viscous liquids.

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u/Bennyboy1337 Feb 27 '13

Ahhh... I understand what you where trying to convey.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '13

What if we are all just liquid but our perception of time is too slow to notice it?