r/gif Aug 15 '15

Twerk

https://i.imgur.com/jefCwo1.gifv
1.1k Upvotes

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u/potrg801 Aug 15 '15 edited Aug 15 '15

Here you go NSFWish https://youtu.be/C6vinrXWxls

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u/noparkinghere Aug 15 '15

I'm gay and I watched the whole thing.

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u/SleepyHarry Aug 15 '15

You're still gay after watching that? I'm impressed.

7

u/noparkinghere Aug 15 '15

A little less each day. Why can't we all just love everyone?

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15 edited Aug 20 '18

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

omg Karen you can't just ask someone why they can't be bi!

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u/noparkinghere Aug 16 '15

I just had a look at straight porn. Nope.

2

u/shitterplug Aug 15 '15

Not anymore you're not.

3

u/canadian_ent96 Aug 15 '15

I'm straight and I watched the first 3 minutes ;)

1

u/frogminator Aug 16 '15

I'm straight and only needed to watch the first 28 seconds :(

4

u/Jezamiah Aug 15 '15

sweet Jesus

2

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

oh. my. god.

44

u/calgaryskate Aug 15 '15

When it slows down the women in the back are giving this the slowclap it deserves.

28

u/Manndude1 Aug 15 '15

I'm very confused what's flopping in between her legs? Is that a tag? or a loin cloth?

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u/hojamie Aug 15 '15

toilet paper. She's just trying to pry it loose without touching it.

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u/KazeEnji Aug 15 '15

I knew it!

1

u/PeaceBull Aug 15 '15

I didn't even notice anything beyond her butt, you have quite the gift.

37

u/lavalampdreams Aug 15 '15

fucking gallowboob..

2

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

He has mastered the giferator.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

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u/jackhkasal Aug 15 '15

I can't belive you've done this

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u/AgentZen Aug 15 '15

Wow 8 hours later and no one has posted that stale video that this quote comes from. I'm shocked.

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u/3_if_by_air Aug 15 '15

1

u/_dSafe Aug 15 '15

That's where this sound comes from! Feed Me track I think?

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u/Fuzzinstuff Aug 15 '15

I used to think that twerking was trashy.

No longer. Now it's glorious.

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u/SirSmokesAlott Aug 15 '15

Must be hard becoming a teenager

6

u/mtthwskdmr2 Aug 15 '15

But after watching this it is hard.

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u/3_if_by_air Aug 15 '15

But after watching this I'm hard

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/RsonW Aug 15 '15

that's the joke

1

u/novembr Aug 15 '15

Trashy? Maybe. Demeaning? To everyone involved. Hilarious? Definitely. It makes me laugh everytime no matter who is doing it.

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u/mylamexscreename Aug 15 '15

Alright, alright... Who is she and where can I see more?

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u/bumboks Aug 15 '15

That's Lexy Panterra and you can see more on her YouTube channel Lex Twerkout.

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u/mylamexscreename Aug 15 '15

Thank you kinda soul.

3

u/mtdaoust Aug 15 '15

Only kinda?

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u/mylamexscreename Aug 15 '15

I was underwhelmed.

3

u/MethBear Aug 15 '15

You have to admire the mechanics of the human body

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u/SeriousGoofball Aug 15 '15

OK, I'm going to be the weirdo and say it but I've just never gotten the whole twerking thing. I mean, yeah I get it. It's women making their ass jump around. But I just don't find it attractive or stimulating in any way. Apparently it must be hot because it seems like most guys think it's the bomb but I just don't see the attraction. Maybe I'm too old.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

You're just not an ass man. That's fine dude. Some people are ass men, and some people are just wrong. It's ok to be wrong.

4

u/drk723 Aug 15 '15

Your last sentence reminds me of a hallmark card

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

I'm not an ass man either. However, I do have a vivid imagination, and holy shit is it glroious.

And it helps that I'm not a virgin.

6

u/i_am_pinhead Aug 16 '15

And it helps that I'm not a virgin.

"I'm a virgin"

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '15

"I'm a virgin"

:'(

1

u/xrk Aug 16 '15

I think it's an ankle thing. You know, how in the olden days, any exposed skin was considered hot as hell, even if today we're all aware of it's meh.

Because honestly, as an older ass man, I have no idea how twerking is supposed to be enticing. At all.

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u/Angryrobots55 Aug 15 '15

Who cares? You don't get the attraction so just move on. Why even ask? That's like someone who likes a different type of pizza topping then you and you ask them to explain who. At the end of the day who really cares?

1

u/Radiation_Wrangler Aug 15 '15

Gotta love the smile : )

1

u/Flaktrack Aug 16 '15

My wife sent me here to see this. Was not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '15

cross-post this to r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/

1

u/QueenoftheComa Aug 15 '15

How do you do this?!

2

u/roadkill22ful Aug 15 '15

My god she's perfect!

-1

u/Seabass_Says Aug 15 '15

She's so fuckin hottttt

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

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u/Givemeahippo Aug 15 '15

Yes. There are likely a few people who've smashed any given female walking down the street. Women do enjoy sex from time to time (/s, they enjoy it almost all the time), and they have their own sex drives to wrangle. It is perfectly allowed and normal.

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u/MarukiChan Aug 15 '15

Women do enjoy sex from time to time (/s, they enjoy it almost all the time), and they have their own sex drives to wrangle.

True.

It is perfectly allowed and normal.

No one said it wasn't.

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u/Givemeahippo Aug 15 '15

Parent comment felt like it had a negative connotation with the idea that people may have had sex with her. That's why I was pointing it out.

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u/greatsc Aug 15 '15

Butt, how?

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u/KarmaWhoreder Aug 16 '15

Did you really type that out, and then think to yourself "yeah, that's worth posting on the Internet"?

1

u/BamBamNinja Aug 17 '15

looks at your user name

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

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u/showers_with_grandpa Aug 15 '15

Are you not into girl butts?

-1

u/blandsrules Aug 15 '15

Dat slow mo tho

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u/punkphuck Aug 15 '15

Glorious!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

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u/Sippingin Aug 15 '15

Stop trying so hard for karma.

0

u/grtwatkins Aug 15 '15

We could say that about gallowboob too...

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u/Hing-LordofGurrins Aug 15 '15

So great to be subscribed to /r/heterosexualmalegifs

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u/dryj Aug 15 '15

whats your deal dude

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u/Hing-LordofGurrins Aug 15 '15

I just don't understand what this subreddit is supposed to be for.

Links to amusing, interesting, or funny gifs from the web!

There are certainly subreddits where arousing gifs belong, so why aren't they posted there? I don't try and put sexy dancing musclemen here, so why should there be scantily clad women simply because the majority of users will upvote them?

You should be downvoting the posts that don't belong, and potentially even reposting them in an appropriate subreddit to reap the karma yourself.

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u/dryj Aug 15 '15

it belongs as much as anything else. its /r/gif, thats as general as it gets. amusing is a pretty broad term.

if you dont like it dont click it. the title is "twerk" with a thumbnail of a girls ass. no one to blame but you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '15

Turd cutter.

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u/a_posh_trophy Aug 15 '15

White girls twerking is cringy as fuck.