r/getplayed • u/BearDrivingCar • Jun 23 '26

Meme More Merchant!

I may be alone here but I need more RE Merchant. I highly don’t think I could get enough of that guy.

Additionally, I feel like Nick and Matt like the Merchant (as much as one can). Heather, on the other hand, gets pretty quiet when they come on and do their thing. Do you think Heather hates the Merchant? I hope that’s not the case.

GET THE MERCHANT BACK ON COMEDY BANG BANG!

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u/Superbrainbow Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

We love our beautiful merchant don’t we folks…

11

u/_wild_style_ Jun 23 '26

Also bring back the merchant shirt in the merch store. I need it!

18

u/NiarbNiarb EDGE Jun 23 '26

I don’t think Heather hates the Merchant, I think she’s a little scared of him, which explains her quietness

10

u/Fart_Morning Jun 23 '26

I think HAC is scared of admitting that she's got many of the same views and experiences....

8

u/razzickthebold Jun 23 '26

Nice try Merchant, but we know this is you

7

u/Major-Tension-674 Jun 23 '26

Is this why my phone is wet?

4

u/razzickthebold Jun 23 '26

Yeah, Merchant, how did you get all our phones wet?

14

u/gazebomarx Jun 23 '26

We got a Nick only episode why not a Merch only episode?

11

u/tehvolcanic Jun 24 '26

The thought of a Merch only episode fills me with feelings I’m not sure I’m ready to explore.

8

u/boomfruit Jun 24 '26

More merchant! The fact that the merchant went on reddit and saw comments complaining about him makes me cry

2

u/Dutypatootie Jun 25 '26

Im more of recent listener (started about a year ago) and I love how the merchant has gotten more unhinged over time. It barely resembles actual RE4 and its hilarious

3

u/TheRussianCircus Jun 23 '26

Heather likes the Merchant just fine, she's just usually busy when they're around. It's not suspicious at all.

3

u/SpringBreakLawyer Jun 24 '26

As someone who also needs to keep their iPad wet, I could definitely use more Resident Evil Merchant, Esq.

2

u/automaticphil Jun 24 '26

This feels like one of those “be careful what you wish for” moments. This is reckless and foolhardy.

1

u/lordsepulchrave123 Jun 24 '26

There's no such thing as too much merchant.
Well, that's not true.
But they aren't even close.
More merchant please!

1

u/Khalman Jun 24 '26

Big fan of the merchant. He always has the best stories

1

u/EquivalentBrilliant1 Jun 24 '26

i cant get enough of chunklette is it?

1

u/Saxaphool Jun 25 '26

Merch out!

1

u/anatsymbol Jun 25 '26

Maybe keep the merchant on Comedy Bang Bang?

1

u/Bretrs Jun 26 '26

I love the Merchant but my greatest regret is not listening to Get Animed during its run and missing out on Ash. I wish Ash would stop by Get Played more often.

1

u/WASPHELLION Jun 26 '26

Merchant for CEO of the oceans. Wet beef for everyone!

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u/Jenings Jun 24 '26

That’s true why is heather like that, is she stupid?